Ryan Bonner
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I almost got to touch Paul Bellini.
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Everybody should watch this and see this woman, who has a baby in her arms and is thrust into basically a standoff, develop courage in real time.
From the minnesota community on Reddit: ST. PAUL, MN: A sobbing resident calls 911 as federal agents force their way into her home to chase down a DoorDash driver who was just trying to deliver food.
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January 10, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Everybody should watch this and see this woman, who has a baby in her arms and is thrust into basically a standoff, develop courage in real time.
Self checkouts shouldn’t have an items limit. They should have a time limit. If you can’t check yourself out in 3 minutes, you have to leave the store without your items.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Self checkouts shouldn’t have an items limit. They should have a time limit. If you can’t check yourself out in 3 minutes, you have to leave the store without your items.
Can a muppet get into heaven? Watch the new documentary from Turning Point that has woke Hollywood sobbing: “The Curse of Kermit: America’s Felt Plague”
December 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Can a muppet get into heaven? Watch the new documentary from Turning Point that has woke Hollywood sobbing: “The Curse of Kermit: America’s Felt Plague”
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100 percent agree
This image has influenced my aesthetic for at least 35 years
December 23, 2025 at 4:32 AM
100 percent agree
Once you realize Paul was the weird, experimental Beatle, things open up.
December 21, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Once you realize Paul was the weird, experimental Beatle, things open up.
Was there ever a more white duo in the NBA than John Stockton and Karl Malone?
December 21, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Was there ever a more white duo in the NBA than John Stockton and Karl Malone?
Bummed that the Smith’s frontman turned out to be a racist asshole? Wish the Sundays were still making records? Getting tired of Crowded House? Lucky you! We’ve got The Trashcan Sinatras! (complimentary)
December 16, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Bummed that the Smith’s frontman turned out to be a racist asshole? Wish the Sundays were still making records? Getting tired of Crowded House? Lucky you! We’ve got The Trashcan Sinatras! (complimentary)
The new Ford Super Duty has so much duty. Just piles and piles of hot steaming duty.
December 16, 2025 at 1:47 AM
The new Ford Super Duty has so much duty. Just piles and piles of hot steaming duty.
LeBron punched Brooks. He gets away with some dirty plays.
December 15, 2025 at 3:46 AM
LeBron punched Brooks. He gets away with some dirty plays.
My guess is they matched it to his skin color sans bronzer.
Trump's mangled right hand was extremely spackled tonight at the White House congressional ball (Alex Wong/Getty)
December 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
My guess is they matched it to his skin color sans bronzer.
How the Grinch kept his multiple families a secret
How the Grinch contracted ghonorrhea.
How the Grinch did your mom.
December 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
How the Grinch kept his multiple families a secret
Loading up on coffee tonight. I’m pulling an all-nighter, studying for the MOCA test tomorrow.
I’m determined to be cognitive.
I’m determined to be cognitive.
December 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Loading up on coffee tonight. I’m pulling an all-nighter, studying for the MOCA test tomorrow.
I’m determined to be cognitive.
I’m determined to be cognitive.
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This is actually a good example of why the customer model is wrong.
I wouldn't have chosen poetry writing, but UNC made me take a class. And it absolutely made me become a much better writer, with an eye to concision and an ear now trained to the rhythm of words. I'm a better historian as a result.
I wouldn't have chosen poetry writing, but UNC made me take a class. And it absolutely made me become a much better writer, with an eye to concision and an ear now trained to the rhythm of words. I'm a better historian as a result.
December 9, 2025 at 7:17 PM
This is actually a good example of why the customer model is wrong.
I wouldn't have chosen poetry writing, but UNC made me take a class. And it absolutely made me become a much better writer, with an eye to concision and an ear now trained to the rhythm of words. I'm a better historian as a result.
I wouldn't have chosen poetry writing, but UNC made me take a class. And it absolutely made me become a much better writer, with an eye to concision and an ear now trained to the rhythm of words. I'm a better historian as a result.
His answer will be full of “ums” and “uhs” in hopes that the stuttering will offset the racism and cruelty.
Where do Elon’s ideas differ from the Nazis? In what ways does he disagree with them? Someone should ask him these questions.
December 8, 2025 at 4:58 AM
His answer will be full of “ums” and “uhs” in hopes that the stuttering will offset the racism and cruelty.
Rakim’s rhymes have been known to cure clinical anxiety.
December 7, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Rakim’s rhymes have been known to cure clinical anxiety.
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Steve Cropper, the prodigious guitarist, songwriter and producer who played a pivotal role in shaping the lean gutbucket soul music made at Memphis’s Stax Records in the 1960s and ’70s, has died at 84.
Steve Cropper, Guitarist, Songwriter and a Shaper of Memphis Soul Music
As a member of Booker T. & the MG’s and as a producer, he played a pivotal role in the rise of Stax Records, a storied force in R&B in the 1960s and ’70s.
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December 4, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Steve Cropper, the prodigious guitarist, songwriter and producer who played a pivotal role in shaping the lean gutbucket soul music made at Memphis’s Stax Records in the 1960s and ’70s, has died at 84.
There’s a man that works behind the counter at my corner store. When he sees one of my band t-shirts, he takes that as an invitation to tell me how underrated Supertramp is. Then, every conversation skill vacates my body. I think he is a wizard.
December 3, 2025 at 7:50 AM
There’s a man that works behind the counter at my corner store. When he sees one of my band t-shirts, he takes that as an invitation to tell me how underrated Supertramp is. Then, every conversation skill vacates my body. I think he is a wizard.
They would have to renovate the Supreme Court to increase the judge’s chambers to 36.
replace the Supreme Court with the remaining members of the Wu-Tang Clan
November 24, 2025 at 6:29 AM
They would have to renovate the Supreme Court to increase the judge’s chambers to 36.
Mr. Van Morrison, I have no idea what “streamline promenade” is nor how it differs from “promenade streamline.” But, I’m happy for you, and I want that for me.
November 18, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Mr. Van Morrison, I have no idea what “streamline promenade” is nor how it differs from “promenade streamline.” But, I’m happy for you, and I want that for me.
When I was your age, we didn’t have TikTok. We would just bungle in the jungle.
November 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
When I was your age, we didn’t have TikTok. We would just bungle in the jungle.
Jimmy Page: This song unlocks Satan’s secret language.
Robert Plant: This song imagines if Hobbits were really in to Chubby Checker.
Robert Plant: This song imagines if Hobbits were really in to Chubby Checker.
November 10, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Jimmy Page: This song unlocks Satan’s secret language.
Robert Plant: This song imagines if Hobbits were really in to Chubby Checker.
Robert Plant: This song imagines if Hobbits were really in to Chubby Checker.