Ryan Guthrie
@ryanguthrie.net
Dad of 2, husband of 1, outdoorsman of many.
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Me, day after Thanksgiving Break: Here is a 37 page TDD.
Everyone else: :homer-disappear:
Everyone else: :homer-disappear:
December 3, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Me, day after Thanksgiving Break: Here is a 37 page TDD.
Everyone else: :homer-disappear:
Everyone else: :homer-disappear:
Reposted by Ryan Guthrie
"Why are you giving machines the water you need to drink?"
So they can pollute the air we need to breathe?
"Why are you doing this?"
So they can take away the jobs we need to buy food?
"WHY"
So we can lose our employer health care!
"WHYYYY"
So they can make the art we enjoy making instead!
So they can pollute the air we need to breathe?
"Why are you doing this?"
So they can take away the jobs we need to buy food?
"WHY"
So we can lose our employer health care!
"WHYYYY"
So they can make the art we enjoy making instead!
November 25, 2025 at 3:08 AM
"Why are you giving machines the water you need to drink?"
So they can pollute the air we need to breathe?
"Why are you doing this?"
So they can take away the jobs we need to buy food?
"WHY"
So we can lose our employer health care!
"WHYYYY"
So they can make the art we enjoy making instead!
So they can pollute the air we need to breathe?
"Why are you doing this?"
So they can take away the jobs we need to buy food?
"WHY"
So we can lose our employer health care!
"WHYYYY"
So they can make the art we enjoy making instead!
"Your ballot has been received!"
Thank you Colorado for your amazing voting experience.
Thank you Colorado for your amazing voting experience.
November 4, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"Your ballot has been received!"
Thank you Colorado for your amazing voting experience.
Thank you Colorado for your amazing voting experience.
Perfect timing for my upcoming travel.
The Department of Transportation might be forced to shut down airspace in certain parts of the country if the government shutdown continues into next week, per US Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy
November 4, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Perfect timing for my upcoming travel.
Crushed Bear Peak and South Boulder Peak 💪
October 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Crushed Bear Peak and South Boulder Peak 💪
St. Vrain Mountain and Meadow Mountain, 10 miles, 3700 vert, and LOTS of wind.
September 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
St. Vrain Mountain and Meadow Mountain, 10 miles, 3700 vert, and LOTS of wind.
Backyard fire season has arrived
September 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Backyard fire season has arrived
I have hiked nearly three times as much this year, as last year. 💪🥾
September 12, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I have hiked nearly three times as much this year, as last year. 💪🥾
Reposted by Ryan Guthrie
Whether it's Obama wearing a tan suit or Trump declaring "Chipocalypse Now" and pledging to unleash "the Department of WAR" on America's third largest city, leaders of both parties have shown disregard for presidential norms.
September 8, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Whether it's Obama wearing a tan suit or Trump declaring "Chipocalypse Now" and pledging to unleash "the Department of WAR" on America's third largest city, leaders of both parties have shown disregard for presidential norms.
Popped up to Jasper Peak via Devil's Thumb Pass, then down Storm King Basin. 41k steps, 17.5m, 4850vert, 6k Calories...I hurt!
August 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Popped up to Jasper Peak via Devil's Thumb Pass, then down Storm King Basin. 41k steps, 17.5m, 4850vert, 6k Calories...I hurt!
Williams Fork Reservoir
August 9, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Williams Fork Reservoir
> You are correct, Ryan.
Time to sign off for the day. My work is done here.
Time to sign off for the day. My work is done here.
August 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
> You are correct, Ryan.
Time to sign off for the day. My work is done here.
Time to sign off for the day. My work is done here.
Semicolons are to compilers, what newline/whitespace is to humans.
August 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Semicolons are to compilers, what newline/whitespace is to humans.
Oof, if Trump pardons Ghislaine Maxwell I can't imagine what that would do to his base...
"Oh it wasn't that bad"
"Obama set her up"
"Hillary's emails!"
"Who hasn't abused underage girls?"
🤦♂️
"Oh it wasn't that bad"
"Obama set her up"
"Hillary's emails!"
"Who hasn't abused underage girls?"
🤦♂️
July 25, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Oof, if Trump pardons Ghislaine Maxwell I can't imagine what that would do to his base...
"Oh it wasn't that bad"
"Obama set her up"
"Hillary's emails!"
"Who hasn't abused underage girls?"
🤦♂️
"Oh it wasn't that bad"
"Obama set her up"
"Hillary's emails!"
"Who hasn't abused underage girls?"
🤦♂️
"I'll DM you"
How about no. Put it in the open. It isn't private in nature, political, controversial, etc...
Want to go all @eoinisawesome.com on them and return 302.
How about no. Put it in the open. It isn't private in nature, political, controversial, etc...
Want to go all @eoinisawesome.com on them and return 302.
July 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
"I'll DM you"
How about no. Put it in the open. It isn't private in nature, political, controversial, etc...
Want to go all @eoinisawesome.com on them and return 302.
How about no. Put it in the open. It isn't private in nature, political, controversial, etc...
Want to go all @eoinisawesome.com on them and return 302.
Just looked in the window and saw someone grumpy looking at me. It was my reflection.
a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a grassy field with the words d ' oh written on the bottom
ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson standing in a grassy field with the words d ' oh written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
July 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Just looked in the window and saw someone grumpy looking at me. It was my reflection.
Some punk called me sir at the gym this morning.
I'm his defense I slept wrong Sunday night and my back has hurt since then.
I'm his defense I slept wrong Sunday night and my back has hurt since then.
July 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Some punk called me sir at the gym this morning.
I'm his defense I slept wrong Sunday night and my back has hurt since then.
I'm his defense I slept wrong Sunday night and my back has hurt since then.
Does anyone still have their covid vaccination cards? Do you still update it if you get boosters?
The way things were presented at the time, it sure sounded like they were going to be a persistent thing.
The way things were presented at the time, it sure sounded like they were going to be a persistent thing.
July 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Does anyone still have their covid vaccination cards? Do you still update it if you get boosters?
The way things were presented at the time, it sure sounded like they were going to be a persistent thing.
The way things were presented at the time, it sure sounded like they were going to be a persistent thing.
Family hike to Rainbow Lakes
June 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Family hike to Rainbow Lakes
Ran into Curtis, the hat guy, on Sanitas this morning. He hands out these hats for free, for fun 😎
June 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Ran into Curtis, the hat guy, on Sanitas this morning. He hands out these hats for free, for fun 😎
Last night in Antalya, headed back to Istanbul today, then home tomorrow. It's been a wonderful trip and highly recommend visiting Turkey
June 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Last night in Antalya, headed back to Istanbul today, then home tomorrow. It's been a wonderful trip and highly recommend visiting Turkey
Reposted by Ryan Guthrie
Covered countless press conferences in 20+ yrs in journalism. I've seen critics, including elected officials, show up to question/confront speakers. I've never seen anything like this in response.
Here's another angle from Fox News reporter Bill Melugin of Sen. Alex Padilla getting roughed up by law enforcement after he tries to question Kristi Noem at her presser:
“I’m Senator Alex Padilla. I have questions for the secretary. Because the fact of the matter is, a half dozen... Hands off!”
“I’m Senator Alex Padilla. I have questions for the secretary. Because the fact of the matter is, a half dozen... Hands off!”
June 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Covered countless press conferences in 20+ yrs in journalism. I've seen critics, including elected officials, show up to question/confront speakers. I've never seen anything like this in response.