Stay in your lane, dad jokes are mine!

"Why are you giving machines the water you need to drink?"

So they can pollute the air we need to breathe?

"Why are you doing this?"

So they can take away the jobs we need to buy food?

"WHY"

So we can lose our employer health care!

"WHYYYY"

So they can make the art we enjoy making instead!

You're welcome to come over and get the remaining leaves in the yard, I think what I have left over will fill up your compost LOL

I just put 32 bags of leaves outside, don't do this to me.

I feel like you might be able to for more than two in the truck🤪.

What is it doing for drought conditions (water storage mainly)? Are reservoirs able to hold onto this and get a "top-off" before the next spring run off?

Honestly you should just know this

I love how not only every airport has its own security procedures, but depending on which security gate you go through, they differ. And like you said, they get mad at you for not knowing the right thing to do. "Why would you think you need to take your shoes off?"

An appealing map no doubt

Thanks for the new idea!

I'll see myself out

Quit screwing around and nail it this time. Ok, I'm done with this thread, it's the pitch perfect time to bolt out of here. Safe to say I have all the puns lock tighted. Oh snap!

Nuts

I see this all the time with Medium posts (and why I cancelled my subscription there). I'll get my daily summary which'll contain what appears to be a bunch of LLM rewrites (and see more throughout the week). Who knows who wrote the original one. Probably you 😛