Reece is a Bastard Man
@rvdinator.bsky.social
I'm not a clown.
I'm the whole circus.
#2025SkaPromKing
I'm the whole circus.
#2025SkaPromKing
Pinned
The moment I was crowned your 2025 King of Ska.
Finally got the footage of this and am howling over how much of a fucking ham I am. Lmfao
Finally got the footage of this and am howling over how much of a fucking ham I am. Lmfao
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September 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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Just saw Bad Guys 2 again. If it isn't Peak, it is QUITE CLOSE TO IT!
If you can help it, I'd say watch it in theaters while you still can!
If you can help it, I'd say watch it in theaters while you still can!
a group of cartoon characters including a wolf and a frog
ALT: a group of cartoon characters including a wolf and a frog
media.tenor.com
September 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Just saw Bad Guys 2 again. If it isn't Peak, it is QUITE CLOSE TO IT!
If you can help it, I'd say watch it in theaters while you still can!
If you can help it, I'd say watch it in theaters while you still can!
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Okay, so, here were my options:
A) Dodge the razor, roll to the side, then take it out with a spinning back kick.
Or
B) Take the razor to the face, then roll on the ground and die.
Hmmmm. Should have gone with A.
A) Dodge the razor, roll to the side, then take it out with a spinning back kick.
Or
B) Take the razor to the face, then roll on the ground and die.
Hmmmm. Should have gone with A.
August 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Okay, so, here were my options:
A) Dodge the razor, roll to the side, then take it out with a spinning back kick.
Or
B) Take the razor to the face, then roll on the ground and die.
Hmmmm. Should have gone with A.
A) Dodge the razor, roll to the side, then take it out with a spinning back kick.
Or
B) Take the razor to the face, then roll on the ground and die.
Hmmmm. Should have gone with A.
POV: Your folks are looking at you watch WWF RAW in 1999:
August 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
POV: Your folks are looking at you watch WWF RAW in 1999:
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He’s a Dr. Pepper girly
August 10, 2025 at 12:44 AM
He’s a Dr. Pepper girly
As God as my witness, this is the funniest fucking movie I've seen this year. Please understand, "Naked Gun" may be better, but I doubt it had me wheezing as hard as this movie did. The longer it went on, the harder I laughed.
Please see "Amazon's War of the Worlds" at your SOONEST chance.
-50/5
Please see "Amazon's War of the Worlds" at your SOONEST chance.
-50/5
August 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
As God as my witness, this is the funniest fucking movie I've seen this year. Please understand, "Naked Gun" may be better, but I doubt it had me wheezing as hard as this movie did. The longer it went on, the harder I laughed.
Please see "Amazon's War of the Worlds" at your SOONEST chance.
-50/5
Please see "Amazon's War of the Worlds" at your SOONEST chance.
-50/5
Welp.
I have a lot of free time now and I heard the Fantastic Four were done well recently.
Time to do the dumbest marathon I've ever done.
The MCU, all the way from the beginning.
Pray for me.
I have a lot of free time now and I heard the Fantastic Four were done well recently.
Time to do the dumbest marathon I've ever done.
The MCU, all the way from the beginning.
Pray for me.
August 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Welp.
I have a lot of free time now and I heard the Fantastic Four were done well recently.
Time to do the dumbest marathon I've ever done.
The MCU, all the way from the beginning.
Pray for me.
I have a lot of free time now and I heard the Fantastic Four were done well recently.
Time to do the dumbest marathon I've ever done.
The MCU, all the way from the beginning.
Pray for me.
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Michael Cole now offering me the idea that if not for Hulk Hogan I wouldn't have had to listen to him call wrestling for 28 years. People keep suggesting things that I would strongly prefer, like WWE not being what it is today and me never knowing anything about Michael Cole
August 2, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Michael Cole now offering me the idea that if not for Hulk Hogan I wouldn't have had to listen to him call wrestling for 28 years. People keep suggesting things that I would strongly prefer, like WWE not being what it is today and me never knowing anything about Michael Cole
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I'd watch the FUDGE out of that and then watch the FUDGE out of it again with one of my buds who showed me actual X-Man 97!
Anyway, here's MY "Post Your Favorite Cartoon Intro that isn't an Anime" thing:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-pM...
Anyway, here's MY "Post Your Favorite Cartoon Intro that isn't an Anime" thing:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-pM...
July 31, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I'd watch the FUDGE out of that and then watch the FUDGE out of it again with one of my buds who showed me actual X-Man 97!
Anyway, here's MY "Post Your Favorite Cartoon Intro that isn't an Anime" thing:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-pM...
Anyway, here's MY "Post Your Favorite Cartoon Intro that isn't an Anime" thing:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-pM...
This was me 0.000056 seconds after Jim told me there were 11 sequels.
Still so fucking mystified by that fact.
Still so fucking mystified by that fact.
Reece @rvdinator.bsky.social when I mention Land Before Time may one day be surpassed by the SWAN PRINCESS in terms of being the longest running Direct to DVD film series:
August 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
This was me 0.000056 seconds after Jim told me there were 11 sequels.
Still so fucking mystified by that fact.
Still so fucking mystified by that fact.
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"i'm afraid to start HRT because it might be taken away"
they've already taken it away from you by making you afraid they will
make the appointment
they've already taken it away from you by making you afraid they will
make the appointment
July 30, 2025 at 11:42 PM
"i'm afraid to start HRT because it might be taken away"
they've already taken it away from you by making you afraid they will
make the appointment
they've already taken it away from you by making you afraid they will
make the appointment
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*in middle of Land Before Time Marathon with @jimation.bsky.social *
Me: I mean, we can say what we will about this series, but what other western animated movie franchise has 10+ sequels?
James: The Swan Princess.
Me: ...What?
James: There are actually 11 sequels.
Me: ..........
Me: I mean, we can say what we will about this series, but what other western animated movie franchise has 10+ sequels?
James: The Swan Princess.
Me: ...What?
James: There are actually 11 sequels.
Me: ..........
July 31, 2025 at 3:13 AM
*in middle of Land Before Time Marathon with @jimation.bsky.social *
Me: I mean, we can say what we will about this series, but what other western animated movie franchise has 10+ sequels?
James: The Swan Princess.
Me: ...What?
James: There are actually 11 sequels.
Me: ..........
Me: I mean, we can say what we will about this series, but what other western animated movie franchise has 10+ sequels?
James: The Swan Princess.
Me: ...What?
James: There are actually 11 sequels.
Me: ..........
If Matt Underwood explains why Clase is not available this next broadcast and then immediately cuts to talking about the "FanDuel Parlay of the Day", I may go full "Kings In Lala Land Don't Organize Zealous Egalitarian Regimes".
July 29, 2025 at 7:08 PM
If Matt Underwood explains why Clase is not available this next broadcast and then immediately cuts to talking about the "FanDuel Parlay of the Day", I may go full "Kings In Lala Land Don't Organize Zealous Egalitarian Regimes".
>Be me
>Been wanting to leave my job since January
>Finally get a week off of work
>Come in the next day to be laid off
"Mission Failed Successfully"
>Been wanting to leave my job since January
>Finally get a week off of work
>Come in the next day to be laid off
"Mission Failed Successfully"
July 28, 2025 at 1:37 PM
>Be me
>Been wanting to leave my job since January
>Finally get a week off of work
>Come in the next day to be laid off
"Mission Failed Successfully"
>Been wanting to leave my job since January
>Finally get a week off of work
>Come in the next day to be laid off
"Mission Failed Successfully"
Cackling like a fucking moron to this. Looking at my fat-assed, out-of-breath-from-skanking self go up and accept that crown from my brother (King of Ska 2023) fills me with joy.
Never stop skanking, folks.
Never stop skanking, folks.
The moment I was crowned your 2025 King of Ska.
Finally got the footage of this and am howling over how much of a fucking ham I am. Lmfao
Finally got the footage of this and am howling over how much of a fucking ham I am. Lmfao
July 27, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Cackling like a fucking moron to this. Looking at my fat-assed, out-of-breath-from-skanking self go up and accept that crown from my brother (King of Ska 2023) fills me with joy.
Never stop skanking, folks.
Never stop skanking, folks.
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Laughs aside…
it’s definitely a weird feeling. He was undeniably the biggest pro wrestler of all time, for many decades at least.
A small part of me wishes I felt something, but MOST of me knows I’m right.
Live a life where your death won’t be celebrated by complete strangers around the world.
it’s definitely a weird feeling. He was undeniably the biggest pro wrestler of all time, for many decades at least.
A small part of me wishes I felt something, but MOST of me knows I’m right.
Live a life where your death won’t be celebrated by complete strangers around the world.
July 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Laughs aside…
it’s definitely a weird feeling. He was undeniably the biggest pro wrestler of all time, for many decades at least.
A small part of me wishes I felt something, but MOST of me knows I’m right.
Live a life where your death won’t be celebrated by complete strangers around the world.
it’s definitely a weird feeling. He was undeniably the biggest pro wrestler of all time, for many decades at least.
A small part of me wishes I felt something, but MOST of me knows I’m right.
Live a life where your death won’t be celebrated by complete strangers around the world.
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Hulk Hogan in Hell: Day 01
July 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Hulk Hogan in Hell: Day 01
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Real discussion:
CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan
Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me?
CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking
CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan
Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me?
CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking
July 24, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Real discussion:
CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan
Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me?
CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking
CNN: Hey Dave it's CNN. Could you come on to talk about the death of Hulk Hogan
Me: Hulk Hogan was a racist scab and a liar. He hated unions, Black people, and the truth and that's why he loved Donald Trump. What time do you want me?
CNN: Great! Well.... so we'll keep looking
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Live your life so that people post, "Aw no! WTF! RIP 😢" when you die, instead of a series of the most hilarious, celebratory gifs.
July 24, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Live your life so that people post, "Aw no! WTF! RIP 😢" when you die, instead of a series of the most hilarious, celebratory gifs.
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WITH LOUDEST OF CHEERS
AND HAPPY TEARS SOAKED
IM HAPPY TO HEAR
HULK HOGAN HAS CROAKED
HE LIVED HIS OWN LIFE
ON HIS OWN TERMS
SOON HE’LL BE BURIED
AND EATEN BY WORMS
AND HAPPY TEARS SOAKED
IM HAPPY TO HEAR
HULK HOGAN HAS CROAKED
HE LIVED HIS OWN LIFE
ON HIS OWN TERMS
SOON HE’LL BE BURIED
AND EATEN BY WORMS
July 24, 2025 at 4:34 PM
WITH LOUDEST OF CHEERS
AND HAPPY TEARS SOAKED
IM HAPPY TO HEAR
HULK HOGAN HAS CROAKED
HE LIVED HIS OWN LIFE
ON HIS OWN TERMS
SOON HE’LL BE BURIED
AND EATEN BY WORMS
AND HAPPY TEARS SOAKED
IM HAPPY TO HEAR
HULK HOGAN HAS CROAKED
HE LIVED HIS OWN LIFE
ON HIS OWN TERMS
SOON HE’LL BE BURIED
AND EATEN BY WORMS
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Ozzy Osbourne: Welcome to Hell (affectionate)
Hulk Hogan: Welcome to Hell (derogatory)
Hulk Hogan: Welcome to Hell (derogatory)
July 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Ozzy Osbourne: Welcome to Hell (affectionate)
Hulk Hogan: Welcome to Hell (derogatory)
Hulk Hogan: Welcome to Hell (derogatory)
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“Okada lost the world title after a record breaking reign and the release of pressure made him a bit fucking insane” is one of my favorite mini stories ever told in wrestling
July 23, 2025 at 2:15 PM
“Okada lost the world title after a record breaking reign and the release of pressure made him a bit fucking insane” is one of my favorite mini stories ever told in wrestling