Reece is a Bastard Man
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I'm not a clown.
I'm the whole circus.
#2025SkaPromKing
I'm the whole circus.
#2025SkaPromKing
The Guardians having the most improbable comeback in MLB history all the while having this mindset:
September 26, 2025 at 6:24 AM
The Guardians having the most improbable comeback in MLB history all the while having this mindset:
Okay, so, here were my options:
A) Dodge the razor, roll to the side, then take it out with a spinning back kick.
Or
B) Take the razor to the face, then roll on the ground and die.
Hmmmm. Should have gone with A.
A) Dodge the razor, roll to the side, then take it out with a spinning back kick.
Or
B) Take the razor to the face, then roll on the ground and die.
Hmmmm. Should have gone with A.
August 30, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Okay, so, here were my options:
A) Dodge the razor, roll to the side, then take it out with a spinning back kick.
Or
B) Take the razor to the face, then roll on the ground and die.
Hmmmm. Should have gone with A.
A) Dodge the razor, roll to the side, then take it out with a spinning back kick.
Or
B) Take the razor to the face, then roll on the ground and die.
Hmmmm. Should have gone with A.
POV: Your folks are looking at you watch WWF RAW in 1999:
August 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
POV: Your folks are looking at you watch WWF RAW in 1999:
As God as my witness, this is the funniest fucking movie I've seen this year. Please understand, "Naked Gun" may be better, but I doubt it had me wheezing as hard as this movie did. The longer it went on, the harder I laughed.
Please see "Amazon's War of the Worlds" at your SOONEST chance.
-50/5
Please see "Amazon's War of the Worlds" at your SOONEST chance.
-50/5
August 8, 2025 at 8:24 PM
As God as my witness, this is the funniest fucking movie I've seen this year. Please understand, "Naked Gun" may be better, but I doubt it had me wheezing as hard as this movie did. The longer it went on, the harder I laughed.
Please see "Amazon's War of the Worlds" at your SOONEST chance.
-50/5
Please see "Amazon's War of the Worlds" at your SOONEST chance.
-50/5
Thor
Absolutely loved this one. Genuinely wonderful direction, great performances, stellar score, and good writing. Hemsworth especially is, pun intended, electric in this. Kenny Branagh brought his best to this and it shows. Just wish the Asgard stuff was on par with the Earth stuff.
4.5/5
Absolutely loved this one. Genuinely wonderful direction, great performances, stellar score, and good writing. Hemsworth especially is, pun intended, electric in this. Kenny Branagh brought his best to this and it shows. Just wish the Asgard stuff was on par with the Earth stuff.
4.5/5
August 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Thor
Absolutely loved this one. Genuinely wonderful direction, great performances, stellar score, and good writing. Hemsworth especially is, pun intended, electric in this. Kenny Branagh brought his best to this and it shows. Just wish the Asgard stuff was on par with the Earth stuff.
4.5/5
Absolutely loved this one. Genuinely wonderful direction, great performances, stellar score, and good writing. Hemsworth especially is, pun intended, electric in this. Kenny Branagh brought his best to this and it shows. Just wish the Asgard stuff was on par with the Earth stuff.
4.5/5
Iron Man 2
Mmmmeeeehhhhhhh. Lots to like about it, especially the stuff that carried over from the first film. RDJ continues to entertain and Tony continues to be a fascinating character to study. But a great villain wasted and a plot that drags really holds it down. Not bad, not great. Mid.
2.5/5
Mmmmeeeehhhhhhh. Lots to like about it, especially the stuff that carried over from the first film. RDJ continues to entertain and Tony continues to be a fascinating character to study. But a great villain wasted and a plot that drags really holds it down. Not bad, not great. Mid.
2.5/5
August 6, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Iron Man 2
Mmmmeeeehhhhhhh. Lots to like about it, especially the stuff that carried over from the first film. RDJ continues to entertain and Tony continues to be a fascinating character to study. But a great villain wasted and a plot that drags really holds it down. Not bad, not great. Mid.
2.5/5
Mmmmeeeehhhhhhh. Lots to like about it, especially the stuff that carried over from the first film. RDJ continues to entertain and Tony continues to be a fascinating character to study. But a great villain wasted and a plot that drags really holds it down. Not bad, not great. Mid.
2.5/5
I am considering going to Agents of SHIELD down the line, but more than 4 seasons of a TV show with 20+ hour long episodes during a marathon is a bit much for me, rn. Definitely gonna need me to go back to. And I agree on Joss. LOVED Buffy growing up, but can't see him other than this now:
August 6, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I am considering going to Agents of SHIELD down the line, but more than 4 seasons of a TV show with 20+ hour long episodes during a marathon is a bit much for me, rn. Definitely gonna need me to go back to. And I agree on Joss. LOVED Buffy growing up, but can't see him other than this now:
Incredible Hulk (2008)
Shockingly understated which I think is to the benefit of the film. Everyone is very low-key and the film jogs along nicely, not getting too boring or fast paced. Way better of a third act than Iron Man. Not as fun on the whole, but damn solid.
3.5/5
Shockingly understated which I think is to the benefit of the film. Everyone is very low-key and the film jogs along nicely, not getting too boring or fast paced. Way better of a third act than Iron Man. Not as fun on the whole, but damn solid.
3.5/5
August 6, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Incredible Hulk (2008)
Shockingly understated which I think is to the benefit of the film. Everyone is very low-key and the film jogs along nicely, not getting too boring or fast paced. Way better of a third act than Iron Man. Not as fun on the whole, but damn solid.
3.5/5
Shockingly understated which I think is to the benefit of the film. Everyone is very low-key and the film jogs along nicely, not getting too boring or fast paced. Way better of a third act than Iron Man. Not as fun on the whole, but damn solid.
3.5/5
Iron Man
Hella fucking fun. Great start to the universe. Tony as a character is bolstered by a great arc and a genuinely inspired performance by RDJ. Very fun cinematography and set pieces adorn the film. Especially love Tony and Pepper's budding romance. Not perfect, but a fun ass ride.
4/5
Hella fucking fun. Great start to the universe. Tony as a character is bolstered by a great arc and a genuinely inspired performance by RDJ. Very fun cinematography and set pieces adorn the film. Especially love Tony and Pepper's budding romance. Not perfect, but a fun ass ride.
4/5
August 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Iron Man
Hella fucking fun. Great start to the universe. Tony as a character is bolstered by a great arc and a genuinely inspired performance by RDJ. Very fun cinematography and set pieces adorn the film. Especially love Tony and Pepper's budding romance. Not perfect, but a fun ass ride.
4/5
Hella fucking fun. Great start to the universe. Tony as a character is bolstered by a great arc and a genuinely inspired performance by RDJ. Very fun cinematography and set pieces adorn the film. Especially love Tony and Pepper's budding romance. Not perfect, but a fun ass ride.
4/5
Welp.
I have a lot of free time now and I heard the Fantastic Four were done well recently.
Time to do the dumbest marathon I've ever done.
The MCU, all the way from the beginning.
Pray for me.
I have a lot of free time now and I heard the Fantastic Four were done well recently.
Time to do the dumbest marathon I've ever done.
The MCU, all the way from the beginning.
Pray for me.
August 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Welp.
I have a lot of free time now and I heard the Fantastic Four were done well recently.
Time to do the dumbest marathon I've ever done.
The MCU, all the way from the beginning.
Pray for me.
I have a lot of free time now and I heard the Fantastic Four were done well recently.
Time to do the dumbest marathon I've ever done.
The MCU, all the way from the beginning.
Pray for me.
*in middle of Land Before Time Marathon with @jimation.bsky.social *
Me: I mean, we can say what we will about this series, but what other western animated movie franchise has 10+ sequels?
James: The Swan Princess.
Me: ...What?
James: There are actually 11 sequels.
Me: ..........
Me: I mean, we can say what we will about this series, but what other western animated movie franchise has 10+ sequels?
James: The Swan Princess.
Me: ...What?
James: There are actually 11 sequels.
Me: ..........
July 31, 2025 at 3:13 AM
*in middle of Land Before Time Marathon with @jimation.bsky.social *
Me: I mean, we can say what we will about this series, but what other western animated movie franchise has 10+ sequels?
James: The Swan Princess.
Me: ...What?
James: There are actually 11 sequels.
Me: ..........
Me: I mean, we can say what we will about this series, but what other western animated movie franchise has 10+ sequels?
James: The Swan Princess.
Me: ...What?
James: There are actually 11 sequels.
Me: ..........
Did this a month or so ago. Looked at it again just to make sure I feel comfy with it and I do.
Here is my list of my top 20 favorite movies of all time. Feel free to roast me.
Here is my list of my top 20 favorite movies of all time. Feel free to roast me.
July 12, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Did this a month or so ago. Looked at it again just to make sure I feel comfy with it and I do.
Here is my list of my top 20 favorite movies of all time. Feel free to roast me.
Here is my list of my top 20 favorite movies of all time. Feel free to roast me.
Me when nostalgia scenes happen that I don't care about outside of the fact that it's the film shoving childhood memories into my face and expecting me to clap like a seal vs everything else in this shit heap:
July 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Me when nostalgia scenes happen that I don't care about outside of the fact that it's the film shoving childhood memories into my face and expecting me to clap like a seal vs everything else in this shit heap:
July 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
The only people that show up to Pride Night at Progressive Fields are Steers and Queers.
And it looks like I'm one of the ones that can't moo.
Happy Pride, y'all.
And it looks like I'm one of the ones that can't moo.
Happy Pride, y'all.
June 6, 2025 at 10:46 PM
The only people that show up to Pride Night at Progressive Fields are Steers and Queers.
And it looks like I'm one of the ones that can't moo.
Happy Pride, y'all.
And it looks like I'm one of the ones that can't moo.
Happy Pride, y'all.
April 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Fell to my knees in the middle of work.
Justice has been done.
Used to pray for times like this.
We are so fucking back.
Justice has been done.
Used to pray for times like this.
We are so fucking back.
March 31, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Fell to my knees in the middle of work.
Justice has been done.
Used to pray for times like this.
We are so fucking back.
Justice has been done.
Used to pray for times like this.
We are so fucking back.
Ay yo, Royals BlueSky Admin, I apologize ahead of time, you will grow to hate me over this season, but, I have to ask you a question:
#ForTheLand
#ForTheLand
March 27, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Ay yo, Royals BlueSky Admin, I apologize ahead of time, you will grow to hate me over this season, but, I have to ask you a question:
#ForTheLand
#ForTheLand
The fact zero marketing went into this film pisses me off to no end. "The Day The Earth Blew Up" was awesome; beautifully animated, hilarious, and a damn fun time for any Looney Tunes fan. Glad I got to see it in theaters with the homie @jimation.bsky.social before it left theaters.
March 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The fact zero marketing went into this film pisses me off to no end. "The Day The Earth Blew Up" was awesome; beautifully animated, hilarious, and a damn fun time for any Looney Tunes fan. Glad I got to see it in theaters with the homie @jimation.bsky.social before it left theaters.