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I told my sick child she’s a simpleton because she couldn’t find the Vicks, Merry Christmas!
December 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I told my sick child she’s a simpleton because she couldn’t find the Vicks, Merry Christmas!
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December 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Second time this week I’ve been walked in on in a restaurant bathroom. Do I even know how to operate door locks?
December 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Second time this week I’ve been walked in on in a restaurant bathroom. Do I even know how to operate door locks?
My dad thinks Spinal Tap is bad lol. He did like Misery though, and Stand By Me.
December 20, 2025 at 10:28 PM
My dad thinks Spinal Tap is bad lol. He did like Misery though, and Stand By Me.
There is not a single drunk in any bar who would say this! Our president is ALONE with this bullshit.
CNN: Rep. Don Bacon (R-NE) on Trump’s post on Rob Reiner:
“I’d expect to hear something like this from a drunk guy at a bar, not the President of the United States. Can the President be presidential?”
“I’d expect to hear something like this from a drunk guy at a bar, not the President of the United States. Can the President be presidential?”
December 15, 2025 at 8:01 PM
There is not a single drunk in any bar who would say this! Our president is ALONE with this bullshit.
And yet my man Adler was on target so many times!
December 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
And yet my man Adler was on target so many times!
I Watched The Family Stone today. The more I watch this fucked up movie the more I love it
December 6, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I Watched The Family Stone today. The more I watch this fucked up movie the more I love it
That’s a cry for help. If my coworker shared this with me I would take them home and teach them about James Cagney
Co-worker: I watched Pulp Fiction and that's probably the oldest movie I'll ever see.
Me: On the ground in pain
Me: On the ground in pain
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
That’s a cry for help. If my coworker shared this with me I would take them home and teach them about James Cagney
Spotify said I’m 77 years old
December 4, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Spotify said I’m 77 years old
I personally wouldn’t get drunk and announce that turkey sucks, but the truth is, it’s not great! Oh but you just don’t know how to properly— no gtfo it still smells like turkey
who actually likes electricity? raise your hand. haha, i see a joker back there. but ask yourself: how many times do you turn on the light in morning, just for fun? what about the afternoon. never, right? and why are you staying up so late? our forefathers tucked themselves in at 6pm like god inten—
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I personally wouldn’t get drunk and announce that turkey sucks, but the truth is, it’s not great! Oh but you just don’t know how to properly— no gtfo it still smells like turkey
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 24, 2025 at 12:11 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
If I were Nathaniel Hawthorne I would have wifed Melville. It’s the LEAST I could do.
November 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
If I were Nathaniel Hawthorne I would have wifed Melville. It’s the LEAST I could do.
Finally I can see what TB is like and not miss work. Seriously this could be on the level of penicillin as a global win for humanity
British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo
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Scientists find hidden antibiotic 100x stronger against deadly superbugs
A team of scientists discovered a hidden antibiotic 100 times stronger than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA. The molecule had been overlooked for decades in a familiar bacterium. It…
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November 16, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Finally I can see what TB is like and not miss work. Seriously this could be on the level of penicillin as a global win for humanity
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new episode of kill the computer where we talk with @edzitron.com about his story that reveals financial irregularities for openai that he believes are a possible sign of the bubble beginning to burst
The Age of Smiles Ft. Ed Zitron
Podcast Episode · Kill The Computer · 11/13/2025 · 1h 9m
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November 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
new episode of kill the computer where we talk with @edzitron.com about his story that reveals financial irregularities for openai that he believes are a possible sign of the bubble beginning to burst
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
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Sometimes I text random numbers with pictures of old grey hamburger meat and ask, "is this still ok to eat?"
November 11, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Sometimes I text random numbers with pictures of old grey hamburger meat and ask, "is this still ok to eat?"
The cat has no interest in killing mice, so I found him this morning playing ever so gently with the most tired mouse in the world (I caught him easily and let him outside)
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 PM
The cat has no interest in killing mice, so I found him this morning playing ever so gently with the most tired mouse in the world (I caught him easily and let him outside)
Might get into Edmund Fitzgerald memes this November
November 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Might get into Edmund Fitzgerald memes this November
I wish I could go around calling everyone idiots and they would know it’s said with love
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I wish I could go around calling everyone idiots and they would know it’s said with love
If you give canned corn to trick or treaters you deserve to have it hurled back through your loving room window
I don't know what's worse, the fact that I'm surprised by this headline or the fact that I probably shouldn't be:
October 29, 2025 at 6:57 PM
If you give canned corn to trick or treaters you deserve to have it hurled back through your loving room window
My lamb I have a meeting so you’re going to have to desecrate the flag in another room
October 27, 2025 at 7:51 PM
My lamb I have a meeting so you’re going to have to desecrate the flag in another room
We have to go to a middle school orientation night and my child said she would make dinner if I told her how
October 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
We have to go to a middle school orientation night and my child said she would make dinner if I told her how
I just lost half a day to cvs brand Claritin
October 20, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I just lost half a day to cvs brand Claritin
This kids going to discover those 1950s meat Jell-O molds and go apeshit
My 2yo just informed me that her favorite food is gummy bears wrapped in salami. Then she held eye contact while wrapping a gummy bear in salami and eating it.
October 12, 2025 at 12:47 AM
This kids going to discover those 1950s meat Jell-O molds and go apeshit