Rusty Faggleford 🔞
@rustyfaggleford.bsky.social
kerry | they/them | 29 | 💙💜💖 | enjoyer of heavy music and hater of capitalism (apologies in advance bc this will probably become another dungeon meshi account)
I’m at the Korean bar across from my apartment and the bartender is talking to his friends in Korean when all of a sudden the goes “Korean redneck!” in English and starts miming walking like a cowboy and I’m trying not to die laughing
December 17, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I’m at the Korean bar across from my apartment and the bartender is talking to his friends in Korean when all of a sudden the goes “Korean redneck!” in English and starts miming walking like a cowboy and I’m trying not to die laughing
And then when you call it out they’ll act like your some kind of asshole who hates dogs??? Like no bro I think there’s places that dogs just don’t belong and its shitty if you as an owner to drag them into anxiety-inducing situations just bc you wanna have a dog as a furry accessory when you go out
i hate american dog culture. i hate seeing non service dogs at grocery stores, restaurants, indoor spaces dogs shouldnt be in. i hate seeing dogs with no leashes and owners who let their dogs roam freely in crowded areas. i hate the lack of care most dog owners have for others. i hate it all!!!!
December 17, 2025 at 8:25 AM
And then when you call it out they’ll act like your some kind of asshole who hates dogs??? Like no bro I think there’s places that dogs just don’t belong and its shitty if you as an owner to drag them into anxiety-inducing situations just bc you wanna have a dog as a furry accessory when you go out
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i hate american dog culture. i hate seeing non service dogs at grocery stores, restaurants, indoor spaces dogs shouldnt be in. i hate seeing dogs with no leashes and owners who let their dogs roam freely in crowded areas. i hate the lack of care most dog owners have for others. i hate it all!!!!
December 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
i hate american dog culture. i hate seeing non service dogs at grocery stores, restaurants, indoor spaces dogs shouldnt be in. i hate seeing dogs with no leashes and owners who let their dogs roam freely in crowded areas. i hate the lack of care most dog owners have for others. i hate it all!!!!
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Happy holidays I found out today that, not only did the entire security staff and manager get fired, the security team also got blacklisted from the industry as a whole.
💅 fucked around w the wrong tranny and found out the hard way
💅 fucked around w the wrong tranny and found out the hard way
Just got kicked out of the Round 1 bathroom in north riverside mall. Security approached us as we were leaving to tell us we had to use the men's bathroom, got 7+ cops and all of security to tell us that we would be arrested if we didn't leave
December 15, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Happy holidays I found out today that, not only did the entire security staff and manager get fired, the security team also got blacklisted from the industry as a whole.
💅 fucked around w the wrong tranny and found out the hard way
💅 fucked around w the wrong tranny and found out the hard way
One thing I’m learning about the northwest is that people from Idaho are fucking annoying
December 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
One thing I’m learning about the northwest is that people from Idaho are fucking annoying
Chat what should I jork it to tonight
December 15, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Chat what should I jork it to tonight
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I do like my new job (shitty ass shift tonight notwithstanding) but it does kinda feel like working at the fucking Great Northern Hotel from Twin Peaks
December 13, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I do like my new job (shitty ass shift tonight notwithstanding) but it does kinda feel like working at the fucking Great Northern Hotel from Twin Peaks
Oh man I just had one of the worst bartending shifts I’ve ever worked
December 13, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Oh man I just had one of the worst bartending shifts I’ve ever worked
I’m so excited for dilf Leon Kennedy
December 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I’m so excited for dilf Leon Kennedy
I do think it’s weird that we’re a weord societal point where you’re only a “gooner” if you dare to masturbate while having a dick… like people are okay w their fav YouTubers doing ads for vibrators but when you have a dick people turn into Mormons about jerking off
December 12, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I do think it’s weird that we’re a weord societal point where you’re only a “gooner” if you dare to masturbate while having a dick… like people are okay w their fav YouTubers doing ads for vibrators but when you have a dick people turn into Mormons about jerking off
WHY CAN’T I GET MORE THAN 4-5 HOURS OF SLEEP
December 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
WHY CAN’T I GET MORE THAN 4-5 HOURS OF SLEEP
Okay turns out I was just constipated
Made the mistake of w**ghing myself and and almost spiraled about “undoing” my progress as if I haven’t been taking creatine for the last month and put on a significant amount of both muscle mass and water weight lmao
December 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Okay turns out I was just constipated
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they promised quentin tarantino feet pics 3000 years ago
December 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
they promised quentin tarantino feet pics 3000 years ago
Sabra hummus is wild bc that word in Hebrew means “Israeli who was born in israel” that’s like having a South African food brand called Afrikaner
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Sabra hummus is wild bc that word in Hebrew means “Israeli who was born in israel” that’s like having a South African food brand called Afrikaner
Living in a legal state is so funny the dispo guy will be like “do u care if it’s gmo” my brother in Christ I used to smoke shit that would rain seeds when I went to crumble it I don’t care what it is as long as it’s indica
December 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Living in a legal state is so funny the dispo guy will be like “do u care if it’s gmo” my brother in Christ I used to smoke shit that would rain seeds when I went to crumble it I don’t care what it is as long as it’s indica
Did a cold plunge in lake Washington today and I think I’m unfortunately the kind of person who talks about doing cold plunges now
December 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Did a cold plunge in lake Washington today and I think I’m unfortunately the kind of person who talks about doing cold plunges now
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ICE were not ever good. It was a profoundly evil organization when it began under Bush, when it was expanded upon in scope by Obama, when its cruelty increased under Trump 1.0, and their efficiency became greater courtesy of Biden and now at its worst, thanks to Trump 2.0's return.
December 8, 2025 at 5:33 AM
ICE were not ever good. It was a profoundly evil organization when it began under Bush, when it was expanded upon in scope by Obama, when its cruelty increased under Trump 1.0, and their efficiency became greater courtesy of Biden and now at its worst, thanks to Trump 2.0's return.
Good morning
December 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Good morning
I tweeted this without the image, this is what the Safeway by my apartment looks like
December 7, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I tweeted this without the image, this is what the Safeway by my apartment looks like
I’m the world’s #1 hater of diet culture and a huge proponent of body neutrality but like. There’s a subset of people on tumblr who swing too far into the direction of “calories are woo science like mbti” like babes… just bc the diet industry lied to u about calories doesn’t mean they don’t exist
December 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I’m the world’s #1 hater of diet culture and a huge proponent of body neutrality but like. There’s a subset of people on tumblr who swing too far into the direction of “calories are woo science like mbti” like babes… just bc the diet industry lied to u about calories doesn’t mean they don’t exist
Didn’t ICE ram a US citizen’s car and try to detain her in Chicago recently? Why the fuck would we trust what they have to say about anyone at this point?
Livestreamer: "Guy was running, ran into an apartment. They didn't let Feds in."
Feds are claiming the man crashed his vehicle into them and is a gang member according to livestreamer. But Chicagoans knows federal agents always lie including in court.
People chanting: "No warrant, no ID"
Feds are claiming the man crashed his vehicle into them and is a gang member according to livestreamer. But Chicagoans knows federal agents always lie including in court.
People chanting: "No warrant, no ID"
December 7, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Didn’t ICE ram a US citizen’s car and try to detain her in Chicago recently? Why the fuck would we trust what they have to say about anyone at this point?
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
The stereotype of Canadians being overly nice is a psyop to distract us from the fact that Canada is Racisms Georg
December 5, 2025 at 5:41 AM
The stereotype of Canadians being overly nice is a psyop to distract us from the fact that Canada is Racisms Georg
One thing I desperately miss about Texas is just being able to buy something at a store without an employee unlocking a goddamn case
December 5, 2025 at 4:05 AM
One thing I desperately miss about Texas is just being able to buy something at a store without an employee unlocking a goddamn case