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Rustic
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Ohio enthusiast, Chicago resident
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Did YOU play for the Cleveland baseball franchise in the 1990s? You might be ENTITLED to be in my Immaculate Grid! ⚾️
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top notch mascottin'
November 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Hard not to feel for RFK Jr today. The man wasted some top notch erotic poetry on someone whose only criteria for sleeping with him was that he was the subject of a profile.
November 22, 2025 at 12:23 PM
RIP Bitcoin rally off the NVDA earnings surprise. Died at 19 hours old.
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Honestly great call from the haters.
New: The inside story of how The Line — the 500-metre-tall, mirror-glass structure that was the centrepiece of Saudi Arabia’s Neom dream — unravelled.

@alisonkilling.bsky.social spoke to 20+ insiders to reveal how MBS’s utopia was undone by the laws of physics and finance.

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End of The Line: how Saudi Arabia’s Neom dream unravelled
Mohammed bin Salman’s utopian city was undone by the laws of physics and finance
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November 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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I suppose I should make a prediction, this is the most confident I've been heading into an election since 2019. I just don't think that people like any of this shit.
November 4, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Juan Gonzalez has 2 MVPs and only 3 All Star appearances, and one of the MVPs was in a year without an All Star appearance.
October 30, 2025 at 4:33 PM
American citizens are being overcharged for their health care and we're all lucky Rick Scott is in government to fix it.

Google "Rick Scott overcharge health care government" for more information on how he will address this problem.
Ron Johnson: "Let's bring free market competition back into the healthcare industry. Let's bring back way more consumer choice. Rick Scott, an expert in healthcare, he's working with people like myself and the White House, let's design the Republican plan."
October 21, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Honestly, this convinced me. I have become a single issue voter on the basis of which party treats the Capitol police with the respect they deserve.

Now I'm just going to take a big sip of coffee and start my research...
Mike Johnson: "They berated a Capitol police officer, screamed at him. He was merely standing his post. It shows, again, their disdain for law enforcement, the Democrats, screaming, assaulting officers."
October 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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Going for 2 down 8 has led to exactly 2 wins in the history of the NFL.

Hear me out: what if simple probability models lead to bad decision-making in professional football?
Stop going for 2 down 8
What if the analytics people are flat out wrong?
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October 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
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“I’ll declare war on you if you don’t give me the peace prize” is an incredible bit
October 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
October 9, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Got mini scones for breakfast and I won’t stop doing Gary Oldman voice from The Fifth Element as my whole family groans at my shit
October 6, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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you used to have to send people to Oxford to get this level of misplaced confidence and glibness.
October 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Phew, my drink is on the menu here.
September 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I apologize Matt Patricia, I was not familiar with your game.
That’s honestly what I’m worried about! The history of decided schematic advantage is not great.
September 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
September 22, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Ladies and gentlemen, the Cleveland Guardians.
September 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I regret only that I couldn't select "Dodge" twice
September 20, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Cleveland. Guardians.
September 20, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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A sneering midwit with inherited wealth got the facts wrong, and accused an honest public servant—Lisa Cook—of fraud. His meddling created a crisis well beyond his portfolio, undermining the Fed.

Bill Pulte can do the right thing and resign.

If merit still matters, he should be fired.
September 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Hear me out: I think I finally figured out what “Blueskyism” is.
September 7, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Holding??? Called on the offense against Ohio St??? Maybe Patricia does have the juice.
August 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Kidney Now
New question for the class: what are your favorite appearances by a musical artist in a film or TV show? Playing live, acting role, whatever. Whaddya got?
August 30, 2025 at 5:43 PM
That feeling that you are safe, that everything is taken care of - I do not have that feeling with Matt Patricia leading the defense.
August 30, 2025 at 4:24 PM