Russell Gobbling
@russelljohnson.bsky.social
Some reality exposure. Bad follow. Disclaimer too big.
well folks, look who pulled [obligation to child] on November 19 (2025)
November 19, 2025 at 12:34 PM
well folks, look who pulled [obligation to child] on November 19 (2025)
sobbing in shame as i admit the story was a fusion of two separate instances:
one night, admiring my cheese drawer, i lost track of a knife that i later found in my pocket.
another night, i woke up from a cheese bender prostrated upon a knife with my face in curd-laden plastic wrap.
one night, admiring my cheese drawer, i lost track of a knife that i later found in my pocket.
another night, i woke up from a cheese bender prostrated upon a knife with my face in curd-laden plastic wrap.
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 AM
sobbing in shame as i admit the story was a fusion of two separate instances:
one night, admiring my cheese drawer, i lost track of a knife that i later found in my pocket.
another night, i woke up from a cheese bender prostrated upon a knife with my face in curd-laden plastic wrap.
one night, admiring my cheese drawer, i lost track of a knife that i later found in my pocket.
another night, i woke up from a cheese bender prostrated upon a knife with my face in curd-laden plastic wrap.
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alex karp getting absolutely pumped, tears streaming down his face, listening to jacob collier in the green room before going on tv to threaten to have the coke dealers show up to murder the finance guys
March 23, 2024 at 3:39 AM
alex karp getting absolutely pumped, tears streaming down his face, listening to jacob collier in the green room before going on tv to threaten to have the coke dealers show up to murder the finance guys
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cnbc anchor: oh hey ur are back early
alex karp: god’s gone woke
cnbc anchor: what?
alex karp: *ripping a line and pulling out a glock* god’s gone woke
alex karp: god’s gone woke
cnbc anchor: what?
alex karp: *ripping a line and pulling out a glock* god’s gone woke
November 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
cnbc anchor: oh hey ur are back early
alex karp: god’s gone woke
cnbc anchor: what?
alex karp: *ripping a line and pulling out a glock* god’s gone woke
alex karp: god’s gone woke
cnbc anchor: what?
alex karp: *ripping a line and pulling out a glock* god’s gone woke
“real homies take this opportunity to tell their weird internet contemporaries what really happened to vitaly churkin“
November 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
“real homies take this opportunity to tell their weird internet contemporaries what really happened to vitaly churkin“
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nerds out here with that sandwich in a briefcase malarkey saying the sando has lore and im like it’s a sandwich in a briefcase that’s it it doesn’t need an intricate backstory or a youtube channel w hours long videos lore-splaining the deep meaning of a sandwich in a briefcase
sandwich
briefcase
sandwich
briefcase
November 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
nerds out here with that sandwich in a briefcase malarkey saying the sando has lore and im like it’s a sandwich in a briefcase that’s it it doesn’t need an intricate backstory or a youtube channel w hours long videos lore-splaining the deep meaning of a sandwich in a briefcase
sandwich
briefcase
sandwich
briefcase
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got myself banned for life from the russia house vault after i tricked all the analysts into watching a ukrainian dub of jonah hill’s best lines from superbad
November 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
got myself banned for life from the russia house vault after i tricked all the analysts into watching a ukrainian dub of jonah hill’s best lines from superbad
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CIA finally learned how to rig an election huh
November 5, 2025 at 1:38 AM
CIA finally learned how to rig an election huh
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imagine the angletonian caucus at the 2028 convention
November 5, 2025 at 6:52 AM
imagine the angletonian caucus at the 2028 convention
nutchecking my homies and telling them to work on their tradecraft
November 3, 2025 at 8:37 PM
nutchecking my homies and telling them to work on their tradecraft
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Standing outside the Hyatt Regency Crystal City screaming that Neil McCauley was the Fourth Man to summon the presenters
October 23, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Standing outside the Hyatt Regency Crystal City screaming that Neil McCauley was the Fourth Man to summon the presenters
Voting for the first politician to come up with a plan to address student driver fraud.
October 22, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Voting for the first politician to come up with a plan to address student driver fraud.
”omg, Ohtani! You gotta see him!”
”but what’s the smallest mass of semi-firm cheese he could throw at my head that would kill me or at least render me unconscious?”
”but what’s the smallest mass of semi-firm cheese he could throw at my head that would kill me or at least render me unconscious?”
October 21, 2025 at 3:02 AM
”omg, Ohtani! You gotta see him!”
”but what’s the smallest mass of semi-firm cheese he could throw at my head that would kill me or at least render me unconscious?”
”but what’s the smallest mass of semi-firm cheese he could throw at my head that would kill me or at least render me unconscious?”
I keep that thing (mustelid photo of the day) on me.
October 20, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I keep that thing (mustelid photo of the day) on me.
“woke gru pepsi cia” (2025)
October 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
“woke gru pepsi cia” (2025)
”woke ratcliffe cia” (2025)
October 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
”woke ratcliffe cia” (2025)
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Omg, the solution to CIA's Kryptos being discovered by someone becoming a subject matter expert, going on location, and finding the plaintext sitting in a vault several miles away is the absolute *perfect* ending to Kryptos. You couldn't write it. Just absolutely A+ www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/s...
A C.I.A. Secret Kept for 35 Years Is Found in the Smithsonian’s Vault
www.nytimes.com
October 17, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Omg, the solution to CIA's Kryptos being discovered by someone becoming a subject matter expert, going on location, and finding the plaintext sitting in a vault several miles away is the absolute *perfect* ending to Kryptos. You couldn't write it. Just absolutely A+ www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/s...
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<reading my own posts> “this guy gets it”
October 10, 2025 at 5:57 PM
<reading my own posts> “this guy gets it”
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" It was 2016. It's always 2016 with us. In our lives together, which are sweet in the way of rotting things, it is somehow permanently 2016."
October 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
" It was 2016. It's always 2016 with us. In our lives together, which are sweet in the way of rotting things, it is somehow permanently 2016."