Russell Asplund
russellasplund.bsky.social
Russell Asplund
@russellasplund.bsky.social
One man, scorned and covered with scars. Science Fiction and Fantasy writer, occasional guitar player, professional nerd and father of 7. He/Him LGBTQ Kids.
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Latest poem. I think of it as part of my Love Poems for Aging Nerds series.
Poetry of the day.
August 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Tim Cook pathetically kisses Trump's ass by pretending him with a "24 karat gold" gift
August 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Awful. When I drive, I'm reading Finnegan's Wake
The only time I really feel like "we're cooked" is when I drive around and see every third driver literally watching or scrolling their phones while driving. Not at a red light. While navigating traffic. The addiction is total.
May 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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honestly I might be a mediocre writer at best, but by god every mediocre word is my own. People have forgotten that sometimes you just need to write some garbage to get over a block!! Go back and fix it later, but write ANYTHING!
I just

C'mon

The tool that gives you like 50-100 words when you're stuck is inside your skull!!!! Or maybe weed! Or a nice walk! Or literally anything else!
May 29, 2025 at 12:32 PM
Latest poem. I think of it as part of my Love Poems for Aging Nerds series.
May 29, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The Constitution Shouldn’t Have to Wait talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/the-c...
The Constitution Shouldn’t Have to Wait
You’ve seen our liveblog, which provides a detailed and technical look at...
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May 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
For DOGE, And All Criminal Actors, There Must Be Consequences and Accountability talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/for-d...
For DOGE, And All Criminal Actors, There Must Be Consequences and Accountability
For a couple weeks, the green world has been rife with rumors...
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April 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Ever since Bush vs Gore, the MO of the Rehnquist-Roberts Supreme Court is to start with the desired political result and then work backwards to find some obscure law or technicality that supports the desired outcome. They are standing the law on its head.
April 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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You can probably trace this back to the Nixon pardon, the post-2008 "Too big to jail" decline in white collar prosecutions, and of course more recently the half hearted Trump prosecution. These are fundamentally political, not legal problems
One of the defining feelings in American life, for decades now, is elites doing plainly criminal shit and nothing at all happening as a result. It is deranging in a way that virtually nothing else is. Media fixates on perceived street lawlessness but shit like this matters much more in my opinion.
Dereliction of responsibility by the court. It is so flagrantly illegal. www.huffpost.com/entry/us-wis...
March 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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As a Senator, I serve a cause higher than what my constituents might "want," or the interests of the labor unions that support my party, or even the continued function of the republic itself. And that cause is uh... hmm this is embarrassing. Wow. I definitely had it written down. On a post-it. Haha.
March 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Due to no fault of our own and unforeseen circumstances beyond our control, it transpires that there was actually no gold inside the magical, golden egg-laying goose. We will now light the world on fire, in case that brings us more magical geese.
July 25, 2023 at 2:12 AM
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So far, this goose has laid an egg of pure, solid gold every day. This is terrible, as there is absolutely no potential for growth and our operation has stagnated at 1 gold egg/day. We now have a fiduciary duty to our shareholders to maximize our revenue stream by killing the goose to get more gold.
July 25, 2023 at 2:10 AM
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Do you think anyone working at Elon's Twitter headquarters has died from rolling their eyes too hard
July 23, 2023 at 3:39 PM