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Robert
@rtobrien.bsky.social
He/him. Writer of stuff. NY.
American people are shocked, SHOCKED I tell you when they find out most of their grade schools don't have air conditioning.
June 18, 2024 at 1:38 PM
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We should all kill ourselves and see how it affects the economy
June 10, 2024 at 6:18 AM
PSA don't drink for twenty years when you're uninsured, kids.
June 5, 2024 at 8:27 PM
*complex parking lot with small hole in the road*

MAINTENANCE: hear me out, stick a traffic cone in it for about sixteen weeks
May 28, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Modern- day me wants to type lists and tasks onto an app but Gen Xer me wants to jot them down with pen and notepad and stick it in my wallet
May 28, 2024 at 12:09 AM
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godzilla has been eating hella entenmanns
May 26, 2024 at 11:07 AM
"another" Alito home. Lol fuck these folks.
May 23, 2024 at 2:05 AM
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if you can’t create without chatGPT i have terrible news about how creative you actually are
May 20, 2024 at 1:29 PM
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They deserved better than this...
May 20, 2024 at 2:16 PM
Well this is rich coming from a website that actively promotes betting.
May 17, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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too real, man, too real
May 17, 2024 at 6:41 PM
May 9, 2024 at 10:17 PM
Never forget a bunch of men crawled out of a SEWER DRAIN in Michael Jackson's Beat It
April 12, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Kentucky boosters are like "keep it in house and keep them white"
April 12, 2024 at 1:14 AM
Since we're NY/NJ someone's surely gonna sue the USGS, or the earth
April 5, 2024 at 11:46 PM
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April 2, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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Excited to find out the name of the Supreme Court decision that says you can only hold shipping companies liable for up to $10 worth of damage to local infrastructure if they glue the word "sorry" in macaroni on a piece of cardboard.
March 26, 2024 at 11:22 AM
March 26, 2024 at 3:08 AM
Every sports sites today: FILL OUT YOUR BRACKET. BRACKET. BRACKET FILL IT OUT. BRACKET. BRACKET. BRACKET. TIME'S RUNNING OUT FILL OUT YOUR BRACKET NOW. BRACKET. BRACKET. BRACKET. FUCKING FILL IT OUT OR WE'LL KICK YOUR DOG. BRACKET. BRACKET.
March 21, 2024 at 3:55 PM
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oh your neighborhood has five guys burgers? haha yeah I guess that does sound like a lot of guys
March 12, 2024 at 6:29 PM
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found the perfect fixer-upper, click through for pics www.zillow.com/homedetails/...
4409 Riverside Dr, Juneau, AK 99801 | MLS #23770 | Zillow
This 800 square feet Single Family home has 1 bedroom and 1 bathroom. It is located at 4409 Riverside Dr, Juneau, AK.
www.zillow.com
March 5, 2024 at 8:08 PM
Chelsea Clinton turned 44 today and I'm sorry dear Gen-Xers 😵‍💫
February 28, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Dude's had so much botox he can barely open his eyes anymore
February 26, 2024 at 10:36 PM
February 21, 2024 at 2:34 PM