Robert Thompson
@rthom4.bsky.social
Pitt ‘25 Econ-Stats, Former Staff Writer at the Sports Desk of the Pitt News
“Bring back paper-bagging winos hanging out at bus stops all day” -The New York Times
The NYT has no equal when it comes to confidently misunderstanding online discourse
January 22, 2026 at 12:03 AM
“Bring back paper-bagging winos hanging out at bus stops all day” -The New York Times
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Fifteen wins over FBS teams. Eight wins over FEI top-30 teams. Four wins over FEI top-5 teams. No losses. No matter how you slice the data, the 2025 Indiana Hoosiers are the most accomplished national champion to date.
bcftoys.com/2025-fei
bcftoys.com/2025-fei
January 21, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Fifteen wins over FBS teams. Eight wins over FEI top-30 teams. Four wins over FEI top-5 teams. No losses. No matter how you slice the data, the 2025 Indiana Hoosiers are the most accomplished national champion to date.
bcftoys.com/2025-fei
bcftoys.com/2025-fei
10 minutes passed the listed start time and we’re singing America the Beautiful gtfoh
January 20, 2026 at 12:40 AM
10 minutes passed the listed start time and we’re singing America the Beautiful gtfoh
YOU CANT HANDLE THE BOUTTE
January 18, 2026 at 10:43 PM
YOU CANT HANDLE THE BOUTTE
Just checked the score
January 18, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Just checked the score
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I’d like to see the broncos do this at sea level 🙄
January 17, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I’d like to see the broncos do this at sea level 🙄
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The Cam Newton Patriots
(God, I would do anything to bring back James “sweet feet” White, or Dion Lewis for that matter)
(God, I would do anything to bring back James “sweet feet” White, or Dion Lewis for that matter)
January 16, 2026 at 4:18 AM
The Cam Newton Patriots
(God, I would do anything to bring back James “sweet feet” White, or Dion Lewis for that matter)
(God, I would do anything to bring back James “sweet feet” White, or Dion Lewis for that matter)
This is Brian Kelly ND/Lincoln Riley OU playoff territory
January 10, 2026 at 4:04 AM
This is Brian Kelly ND/Lincoln Riley OU playoff territory
Getting uncomfortable imagining Joe Mazzulla and Curt Cignetti in the same room.
January 10, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Getting uncomfortable imagining Joe Mazzulla and Curt Cignetti in the same room.
In 49 states, it’s just football…
January 10, 2026 at 1:59 AM
In 49 states, it’s just football…
Step 1: Search player on google
Step 2: Scroll. Player's Sports Reference page doesn't show up
Step 3: Search "[player name] sports reference"
Step 4: Repeat every time you look up a different player. Never learn to skip directly to Step 3
Step 2: Scroll. Player's Sports Reference page doesn't show up
Step 3: Search "[player name] sports reference"
Step 4: Repeat every time you look up a different player. Never learn to skip directly to Step 3
It should be a rule that every time you search a ballplayer’s name, the first result must be his baseball-reference page.
January 9, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Step 1: Search player on google
Step 2: Scroll. Player's Sports Reference page doesn't show up
Step 3: Search "[player name] sports reference"
Step 4: Repeat every time you look up a different player. Never learn to skip directly to Step 3
Step 2: Scroll. Player's Sports Reference page doesn't show up
Step 3: Search "[player name] sports reference"
Step 4: Repeat every time you look up a different player. Never learn to skip directly to Step 3
It’s “listening to baseball with a few beers on the porch” weather in Pittsburgh
January 9, 2026 at 8:34 PM
It’s “listening to baseball with a few beers on the porch” weather in Pittsburgh
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If anything happens to Gene's you'll see me on the news.
January 8, 2026 at 10:05 PM
If anything happens to Gene's you'll see me on the news.
RIP Hemingway’s. Who’s doing the 21 LIT pitcher salute?
January 8, 2026 at 9:55 PM
RIP Hemingway’s. Who’s doing the 21 LIT pitcher salute?
That’s kind of buried. Usually you get an extra tab called “Disciplinary Actions” or if you’re lucky, “Comments on Homosexuality”
NOT MY PLACE TO COMMENT ON THE MIKE PRIEFER HIRE BESIDES "BE AWARE THAT HE HAS SOME SHIT ON HIS WIKIPEDIA PAGE", I'M NOT GONNA ROOT *FOR* THE GUY, AND YOU ARE WELCOME TO HAVE STRONGER NEGATIVE FEELINGS ABOUT IT
January 5, 2026 at 9:31 PM
That’s kind of buried. Usually you get an extra tab called “Disciplinary Actions” or if you’re lucky, “Comments on Homosexuality”
Time to figure out how to format my resume in a .txt file
January 5, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Time to figure out how to format my resume in a .txt file
ACC hegemony on display tonight #ACComplishGreatness
January 3, 2026 at 2:28 AM
ACC hegemony on display tonight #ACComplishGreatness
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Remember the rules. If your team...
1. loses a starter: It was money and they tampered.
2. loses a backup: it's what's wrong with the game these days.
3. gained a starter: it's your team culture that did it.
4. gained a backup: only your school can develop him properly.
1. loses a starter: It was money and they tampered.
2. loses a backup: it's what's wrong with the game these days.
3. gained a starter: it's your team culture that did it.
4. gained a backup: only your school can develop him properly.
It is 12:01 AM (ET) on January 2.
The Transfer Portal is now open.
Buckle Up, College Football America.
The Transfer Portal is now open.
Buckle Up, College Football America.
January 2, 2026 at 5:36 AM
Remember the rules. If your team...
1. loses a starter: It was money and they tampered.
2. loses a backup: it's what's wrong with the game these days.
3. gained a starter: it's your team culture that did it.
4. gained a backup: only your school can develop him properly.
1. loses a starter: It was money and they tampered.
2. loses a backup: it's what's wrong with the game these days.
3. gained a starter: it's your team culture that did it.
4. gained a backup: only your school can develop him properly.
Fernando Mendoza is #DeceptivelyAtheltic
January 1, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Fernando Mendoza is #DeceptivelyAtheltic