Robyn Painter
@rozzypunter.bsky.social
Hey there Mister Bluesky, let the Punger Games begin!
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October 18, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Got a new job for a popular ice cream chain branch opening in the California desert. I don't have any experience, but they said they're still Dairy Queen Mojave.
#lunchpun
#lunchpun
October 15, 2025 at 11:32 AM
Got a new job for a popular ice cream chain branch opening in the California desert. I don't have any experience, but they said they're still Dairy Queen Mojave.
#lunchpun
#lunchpun
I hear the UK armed forces is starting a submariner regiment comprised entirely of guinea pigs. What is this, the Royal Cavy!?
#lunchpun
#lunchpun
October 11, 2025 at 11:27 AM
I hear the UK armed forces is starting a submariner regiment comprised entirely of guinea pigs. What is this, the Royal Cavy!?
#lunchpun
#lunchpun
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I found a suspicious fibre in a tub of margarine. My wife thinks it could be off someone's head, but I can't believe it's not butthair...
I found a suspicious fibre in a tub of margarine. My wife thinks it could be off someone's head, but I can't believe it's not butthair...
October 10, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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I found a suspicious fibre in a tub of margarine. My wife thinks it could be off someone's head, but I can't believe it's not butthair...
I found a suspicious fibre in a tub of margarine. My wife thinks it could be off someone's head, but I can't believe it's not butthair...
I tried putting margarine in the rain pipe to slick it up but the foliage just got more stuck to it and now I can't de-leaf this blocked gutter. #lunchpun
October 10, 2025 at 11:18 AM
I tried putting margarine in the rain pipe to slick it up but the foliage just got more stuck to it and now I can't de-leaf this blocked gutter. #lunchpun
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whats Pinocchio's favorite pizza. "Dominose." (the crowd applauds weakly but with an awareness that i have consolidated power and begun my invasion of the Low Countries)
October 9, 2025 at 4:35 AM
whats Pinocchio's favorite pizza. "Dominose." (the crowd applauds weakly but with an awareness that i have consolidated power and begun my invasion of the Low Countries)
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People don't believe me when I tell them I always bump into Tom Jones on my morning commute, but it's not unusual, it happens everyday, no matter what you say. #lunchpun
October 9, 2025 at 11:43 AM
People don't believe me when I tell them I always bump into Tom Jones on my morning commute, but it's not unusual, it happens everyday, no matter what you say. #lunchpun
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My mate says his pet rodent is so well behaved that he could trust him with the most valuable work from his collection of French Impressionist paintings. I bet him £100 that he couldn't. It's time for him to put his Monet where his mouse is.
October 6, 2025 at 12:04 PM
My mate says his pet rodent is so well behaved that he could trust him with the most valuable work from his collection of French Impressionist paintings. I bet him £100 that he couldn't. It's time for him to put his Monet where his mouse is.
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At the restaurant I was served a bowl of leafs, sprouts, cucumbers, cherry tomatoes and a balsamic dressing. The presentation was terrible!
How could they mess this up? It's not exactly rocket salad!
How could they mess this up? It's not exactly rocket salad!
October 8, 2025 at 10:37 AM
At the restaurant I was served a bowl of leafs, sprouts, cucumbers, cherry tomatoes and a balsamic dressing. The presentation was terrible!
How could they mess this up? It's not exactly rocket salad!
How could they mess this up? It's not exactly rocket salad!
I'll never forget that night in waitressing when I served Cher the wrong dish. I could feel something inside me say I really don't think it's Stroganoff
October 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I'll never forget that night in waitressing when I served Cher the wrong dish. I could feel something inside me say I really don't think it's Stroganoff
Wasn't expecting Bonnie Tyler to be employed as a spokesperson for a workwear company, but I guess it's the locutorships of Carhartt
October 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Wasn't expecting Bonnie Tyler to be employed as a spokesperson for a workwear company, but I guess it's the locutorships of Carhartt