Rowan Chainsaw
@rowanchainsaw.bsky.social
she/her. Childhood Cancer Survivor. Q. Wife. Domestic Engineer. Homesteader. Proud Aunty. Grandma in my 30’s. Absurdist. Dogmom. Polyam. Knitter. Excavator.
Just over at my brother’s house indoctrinating his children with @hamishsteele.bsky.social ‘s Dead Endia. Oh no! I think they’re enjoying it and even gaining some empathy?!?
December 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Just over at my brother’s house indoctrinating his children with @hamishsteele.bsky.social ‘s Dead Endia. Oh no! I think they’re enjoying it and even gaining some empathy?!?
Reposted by Rowan Chainsaw
schrodinger's disability: will i be functional today or not
December 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
schrodinger's disability: will i be functional today or not
I always need my bitches, though….
December 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I always need my bitches, though….
I’m trying, love ❤️💜
December 23, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I’m trying, love ❤️💜
So fucking mad at capitalism in this moment. It feels like someone said “your bleepbloop isn’t blimping, 2k$ now please”, but about my truck. Automatic Grille System?!? Might as well be my flux capacitor! *screams into void*
December 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
So fucking mad at capitalism in this moment. It feels like someone said “your bleepbloop isn’t blimping, 2k$ now please”, but about my truck. Automatic Grille System?!? Might as well be my flux capacitor! *screams into void*
Must share this grade-A stupidface of my baby 🤣
December 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Must share this grade-A stupidface of my baby 🤣
I’ve decided to name it “Eldritch Existential Exhaustion”, as for what comes after burnout and/or exhaustion. Sure. That works….
December 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I’ve decided to name it “Eldritch Existential Exhaustion”, as for what comes after burnout and/or exhaustion. Sure. That works….
Every day further into this hellscape of an administration, I’m so fucking thankful I was able to do the yeeterus. Pregnancy woulda killed me anyway, or given me congestive heart failure, and I’m really glad that NO ONE can make me give birth to someone I don’t want.
December 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Every day further into this hellscape of an administration, I’m so fucking thankful I was able to do the yeeterus. Pregnancy woulda killed me anyway, or given me congestive heart failure, and I’m really glad that NO ONE can make me give birth to someone I don’t want.
Driving around with the song “Release Them Epstein Files” by Mr. Newberger on repeat, blasting with my windows down, just doing my punk civic duty!
December 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Driving around with the song “Release Them Epstein Files” by Mr. Newberger on repeat, blasting with my windows down, just doing my punk civic duty!
Can people just let Bibi have some peace??? They don’t control the freaking post office or the economy of two countries! Cut Abi some slack, for fuck’s sake. She’s going above and beyond for us. Have some decency and respect for her!
A customer is asking me to do the impossible. I'm doing my best to rush my Fulfillment Centre to ship out orders including theirs. I even offered the customer a refund. But they're refusing stating they want their order. But I can't guarantee it will arrive by Christmas.
December 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Can people just let Bibi have some peace??? They don’t control the freaking post office or the economy of two countries! Cut Abi some slack, for fuck’s sake. She’s going above and beyond for us. Have some decency and respect for her!
How many times do we have to say that we don’t want Artificial Intelligence WITH EVERYTHING????? I don’t want a smart house where all my machines talk to each other and me. I don’t want AI when I’m using the Kindle app. I just want AI to find breast cancer etc. stuff early. Why is that hard?
December 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
How many times do we have to say that we don’t want Artificial Intelligence WITH EVERYTHING????? I don’t want a smart house where all my machines talk to each other and me. I don’t want AI when I’m using the Kindle app. I just want AI to find breast cancer etc. stuff early. Why is that hard?
Seriously though, please boycott us, the U.S.A., because seriously, wtf fascism and bullshit 🤬
People need to boycott the US right now.
Don’t wait for these demands to go into place.
Don’t go for the World Cup. Don’t go for the Olympics.
Don’t go to Disney or Vegas or Broadway.
It’s not safe, and your tourist dollars shouldn’t support fascism.
Vote with your dollar.
Don’t wait for these demands to go into place.
Don’t go for the World Cup. Don’t go for the Olympics.
Don’t go to Disney or Vegas or Broadway.
It’s not safe, and your tourist dollars shouldn’t support fascism.
Vote with your dollar.
NEW: Five years of social media history is only a fraction of what the US Government will shortly demand of overseas visitors.
The full requirements will end tourism in the United States.
Below is the full, mind-blowing list.
🚨THEY. WANT. YOUR. DNA.🚨
1/
The full requirements will end tourism in the United States.
Below is the full, mind-blowing list.
🚨THEY. WANT. YOUR. DNA.🚨
1/
December 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Seriously though, please boycott us, the U.S.A., because seriously, wtf fascism and bullshit 🤬
Woke up from an absolute nightmare. My lab/pit, in my dream, she’d been burned all over her whole body by fire, but I don’t know the other circumstances. I laid with her and cried while she cried because she wasn’t dead, just in loads of pain. All over burns are supposed to be the absolute worst 😭😭😭
December 7, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Woke up from an absolute nightmare. My lab/pit, in my dream, she’d been burned all over her whole body by fire, but I don’t know the other circumstances. I laid with her and cried while she cried because she wasn’t dead, just in loads of pain. All over burns are supposed to be the absolute worst 😭😭😭
@breezyxsupreme.bsky.social you were my number one this year :)
December 4, 2025 at 11:18 PM
@breezyxsupreme.bsky.social you were my number one this year :)
A little boy asked me why my hair was rainbow. I said “because rainbows make me happy :)”
He replied “me too!!!” His Dad didn’t object. I’m so glad toxic masculinity didn’t insert itself into this interaction.
My heart smiles a little now 💜❤️
He replied “me too!!!” His Dad didn’t object. I’m so glad toxic masculinity didn’t insert itself into this interaction.
My heart smiles a little now 💜❤️
November 23, 2025 at 8:49 PM
A little boy asked me why my hair was rainbow. I said “because rainbows make me happy :)”
He replied “me too!!!” His Dad didn’t object. I’m so glad toxic masculinity didn’t insert itself into this interaction.
My heart smiles a little now 💜❤️
He replied “me too!!!” His Dad didn’t object. I’m so glad toxic masculinity didn’t insert itself into this interaction.
My heart smiles a little now 💜❤️
We live in a capitalistic hellscape. No, I do not want gift guides from my MENOPAUSE SUPPLEMENT. 🤦🏻♀️
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
We live in a capitalistic hellscape. No, I do not want gift guides from my MENOPAUSE SUPPLEMENT. 🤦🏻♀️
Just watch this and try not to feel a little warm in your heart
November 18, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Just watch this and try not to feel a little warm in your heart
Rest In Peace, Alice Wong ❤️💜 your absence is hugely felt by an innumerable amount of people
November 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Rest In Peace, Alice Wong ❤️💜 your absence is hugely felt by an innumerable amount of people
Ephebophiles still deserve the same medicine that paedophiles deserve, which is lead encased in brass. The end.
I see the “technically it’s ephebophelia” crowd is out today, so just a reminder that A) this is NOT a case where technically correct is the best kind of correct and B) the minute you say this, the gods dump you in the “irredeemable creeper” basket and wash their hands thoroughly after touching you.
November 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Ephebophiles still deserve the same medicine that paedophiles deserve, which is lead encased in brass. The end.
I hope he watches South Park in horror every week 🤣
November 14, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I hope he watches South Park in horror every week 🤣
Facebook just advertised to me a “charity” donation drive for the TSA and FAA at my local tiny airport.
I support the workers 100%, but no. Reopen the fucking government and pay them. It shouldn’t fall to citizens to pay federal worker’s salaries.
Just keeps spiralling… 🤦🏻♀️
I support the workers 100%, but no. Reopen the fucking government and pay them. It shouldn’t fall to citizens to pay federal worker’s salaries.
Just keeps spiralling… 🤦🏻♀️
November 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Facebook just advertised to me a “charity” donation drive for the TSA and FAA at my local tiny airport.
I support the workers 100%, but no. Reopen the fucking government and pay them. It shouldn’t fall to citizens to pay federal worker’s salaries.
Just keeps spiralling… 🤦🏻♀️
I support the workers 100%, but no. Reopen the fucking government and pay them. It shouldn’t fall to citizens to pay federal worker’s salaries.
Just keeps spiralling… 🤦🏻♀️
Hands down, coolest library card of all time!
November 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Hands down, coolest library card of all time!
I feel like not enough people know or remember that Ben Netanyahu GREW UP IN PENNSYLVANIA……he may be Israeli fighting for Israel, but he was raised in America, so of course he’s trying to colonize Palestine 🤦🏻♀️ ugh
November 7, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I feel like not enough people know or remember that Ben Netanyahu GREW UP IN PENNSYLVANIA……he may be Israeli fighting for Israel, but he was raised in America, so of course he’s trying to colonize Palestine 🤦🏻♀️ ugh
Just skinned my knee, at 38. Doesn’t hurt a lot, just feels really dumb 🙄🤣🤦🏻♀️
November 6, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Just skinned my knee, at 38. Doesn’t hurt a lot, just feels really dumb 🙄🤣🤦🏻♀️
Good burn
November 6, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Good burn