“This dress exacerbates the genetic betrayal that is my legacy.”
“Yeah, but you look totally cute!” 💜❤️💜❤️💜

I always thought I was so smart because I learned to play chess at 6 years old. Problem is, I still play like a 6 year old 🤣 never got good. Just “weeeee horsies” for me too ❤️💜

Thank you, Paige Kennedy, for the song that defines my gender.

Keeping my fingers crossed for you that it doesn’t involve AI in any way, shape, or form 🤞🏼

You’re a strong and beautiful woman who is cute!

Oh, cool. Thank you for correcting the narrative for me :) you’re awesome, John!

Amy Klobachar is the reason “pizza” is a vegetable for school lunches… because ketchup or any tomato sauce is a vegetable 🤦🏻‍♀️

Right?!? How is it being future time-stamped?? The math ain’t mathing…

I’m so sorry you’re dealing with this. You were just trying to do a very generous and gracious thing for your American customers, because our stupid asshole president did tariffs, but it has bitten you in the butt. 💜❤️💜❤️💜❤️

Maybe that was Alan’s gameplan all along 👀

I’ve lived in Virginia all of my adult life, and that is one of the funnier things I’ve read about our history 🤣🤣🤣 please don’t ever give it back.