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I guess my biggest question of the moment is if you honestly consider yourself a Christian and believe in God-- the father, son, and Holy Spirit-- how do you justify treating people like this either with or for money?
December 28, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Being a parent is weird because why am I packing underwear for both of us like we're going to spend the entire weekend away uncontrollably soiling ourselves...
November 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Taylor Swift's new album
October 12, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I'm disappointed in myself I believed, even just for a second, that something different would happen...
⭕️ REPORT | Despite Donald Trump thanking Israel on Truth Social for “stopping the bombing” in Gaza, Palestinians awoke Sunday to artillery shelling and airstrikes in Gaza City’s Tuffah neighborhood, after at least 70 people were killed across the Strip on Saturday...
October 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
DEI really is over... Can't find a Szechuan green bean recipe that isn't by someone named Kalyn
October 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
All this just so the army can do elephant walks and salty saltines again? I dunno, sounds pretty gay to me
October 1, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Trump's Gaza Peace Treaty: Colonization 2.0 now with Tony Blair and tech bros.
September 30, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I guarantee you nothing fucked up the Millennial generation more than Cosmo sex tips
September 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Hockey would be better if it was like the WNBA and by that I mean gay and they're all dating each other
September 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
The millennial experience
September 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Wunmi Mosaku 🩷
September 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Watching sinners for the first immediately sent me into a frenzy to find out if I've been mispronouncing griot this whole time
September 17, 2025 at 1:07 AM
The best food I've ever had at chick fil a is the worst food I've ever had at popeyes
September 13, 2025 at 2:03 PM
He didn't have a stroke, he's just been taking Photoshop lessons with Kate Middleton
so this guy like 100% had a stroke right
September 12, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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🧠 TONIGHT! A new episode of Smartypants launches on Dropout at 7PM ET / 4PM PT.

Join host Rekha Shankar, and speakers:
🐖 @izball.bsky.social
🐖 @peterskim.bsky.social
🐖 Mano Agapion
September 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Was going to feel bad about bringing a 2 year old on a 7am flight until the guy next to me at the gate started watching YouTube videos at full volume without headphones.

Now I hope he's directly in front of her....
September 4, 2025 at 11:06 AM
@jordanmyr1ck.bsky.social I feel like you should know about this outfit and song 🩷
youtu.be/WnaDYjBWtF4?...
CMAT - Take A Sexy Picture Of Me (Later... with Jools Holland)
YouTube video by BBC Music
youtu.be
September 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Brain, why sleepy if can't sleep?
August 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Since this came out I've been so bitterly amused by how *much* of my stuff is here. Folks have spent so much energy declaring my work inferior and me a "DEI hire"... but then they stole every book, story, and even interview to feed their plagiarism machines.

And yeah, I'm adding my name.
"If your books were uploaded to LibGen/fed into the LLMs, add your name to the potential class action lawsuit by tomorrow." Details:

LibDem database: www.theatlantic.com/technology/a...

Attorney form: www.lieffcabraser.com/anthropic-au...

(This information comes via a reliable Discord source.)
Search LibGen, the Pirated-Books Database That Meta Used to Train AI
Millions of books and scientific papers are captured in the collection’s current iteration.
www.theatlantic.com
August 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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Kim Davis going from "my religious beliefs demand that I don't facilitate a same-sex marriages" to "my religious beliefs demand that there are NO same-sex marriages anywhere" *should* make Democrats realize there is no "sincere" compromise with bigots on trans issues.
August 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Ok here's my pitch: Nia Vardalos and Rachel Bloom write a musical starring Pam Anderson and Kim Cattrall as aspiring scat jazz singers with a plot full of hijinks, espionage, romance, drag shows, and the power of female relationships.
August 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
August 11, 2025 at 11:54 AM
There is absofuckinglutely no way Andie would still talk to anyone from Runway 15-20 years into her career. #cancelthesequel
August 6, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Pam Anderson is who I think Marilyn Monroe would have hoped to grow into
August 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Clock it: within 13 months Buddhism will be "trending" in America
July 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM