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Rooker
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American. Friend of Ukraine. Friend of Canada.
No kings, no tyrants
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Good morning to all the new people here
You know what, I don't have a shred of sympathy for Trump voters and I'd be fine putting them all in reeducation camp after this is over. But come on, man, the baby didn't vote.
November 29, 2025 at 3:05 PM
The worst thing is realizing those crazy ass pot heads who said the govt was run by fascists using hidden cameras to record everybody walking down the street is realizing that they weren't wrong, they were just early
November 29, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Let’s go
I once joked that we should try a debate where the moderator gets to press a zap button every time they catch an obvious lie
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Cars forced people off the street and onto the sidewalk. Now robots are forcing people off the sidewalk and into the street.
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:

Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
November 28, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Buying from the Epic Games Store means supporting AI slop in video games www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxHN...
Epic CEO Demands Steam REMOVE Transparency
YouTube video by Water CS2
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Jesus Christ, this is the national sales tax that fringe libertarians have been dreaming of for decades
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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senhoras e senhores
a decoração de natal por aqui tá do caralho
November 28, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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After years of useless posture advice ("imagine a string pulling you up"???), the only technique that's ever worked for me is to imagine there are laser beams coming out of your nipples and aim for people's heads. It works, and people cannot tell you're doing it
November 25, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I haven't been following news all that closely, so I missed that Greene is just quitting in the middle of her term. Her district is 10 counties and it's near Atlanta.

It's also time to elect a new governor next year. We're going be to fucking busy at the ballot factory.
November 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Bring on the big boulder. My body is ready.
We are now further away from the theatrical release of Raiders of the Lost Ark (June 12, 1981) than it was from the year it takes place in (1936). We have reached the Indiana Jones event horizon.
November 28, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Watching Signs, as one does on Thanksgiving. How the fuck has it been 23 years since this came out?
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 27,1947
November 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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I brought dessert
November 27, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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THEN I SAID “MAYBE THIS YEAR THE TURKEY SHOULD’VE PARDONED ME” AND MY LAWYERS JUST SHOOK THEIR HEADS AND LEFT THE ROOM.
November 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
omfg
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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The war will end when the Ukrainian army withdraws from Ukraine.
Putin told reporters that the fighting will end when Ukrainian forces withdraw from the territories they currently hold.
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Here's what happens in a country where half of all local govt spending is on police instead of services that would actually be useful, such as mental health treatment www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXGN...
County braces for jail surge as Iryna’s Law takes effect Monday | WSOC-TV
YouTube video by WSOCTV9
www.youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:27 AM
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Valve says the Steam Machine will cost as much as an equivalent PC, but what does that mean?

Here's how to build a PC equivalent to the Steam Machine. https://bit.ly/48lNAus
November 27, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Watching a movie about a single nuclear missile being launched at Chicago and they keep ratcheting up the tension about whether or not it's actually going to hit and explode. They finally showed the president and it's Idris Elba.

When the movie president is black, the US always gets destroyed.
November 26, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Hot dogs are fluffy burritos, don't @ me
November 26, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Brazil's former President Jair Bolsonaro must begin serving his 27-year prison sentence for plotting an attempted coup, Supreme Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes has ruled. https://cnn.it/4p1dgDV
November 25, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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lol sign worked
November 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
"Hoarding"

Not pointlessly replacing a working object with a newer object is now "hoarding"
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Guys, there's a chicken manure truck broke down in the parking lot at work. Help. 😭
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM