Banana Graveyard 🏳️🌈
@romoke.bsky.social
Maladjusted, maladroit, malcontent. Really anything mal
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Banana Graveyard 🏳️🌈
@romoke.bsky.social
· Feb 14
DO NOT LOOK UP FROM YOUR PHONE EVERYTHING IS AWFUL
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This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)
September 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)
Show me your sky
November 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Show me your sky
If you can’t take me at my black socks and tennis shoes you don’t deserve me at my white socks and sandals
November 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
If you can’t take me at my black socks and tennis shoes you don’t deserve me at my white socks and sandals
Look the only reason I keep sending you reels is so I have somewhere I can look at them later
November 7, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Look the only reason I keep sending you reels is so I have somewhere I can look at them later
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hold these bootstraps for me so I can cry for a while
September 24, 2025 at 1:02 AM
hold these bootstraps for me so I can cry for a while
Does it count if you eat chocolate while you're meditating? Asking for a friend.
October 3, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Does it count if you eat chocolate while you're meditating? Asking for a friend.
I don’t have a green thumb*
*water my plants
*water my plants
September 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I don’t have a green thumb*
*water my plants
*water my plants
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When we get a real president, I want Jackie’s rose garden restored. I want the Kennedy Center name put back. I want that $200M gold-plated ego chamber demolished. And I want the Saudi jet dropped in the water outside Mar-a-Lardo and turned into a nonstop immigrant welcome tour.
August 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
When we get a real president, I want Jackie’s rose garden restored. I want the Kennedy Center name put back. I want that $200M gold-plated ego chamber demolished. And I want the Saudi jet dropped in the water outside Mar-a-Lardo and turned into a nonstop immigrant welcome tour.
unironically asks all first dates if they scroll
July 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
unironically asks all first dates if they scroll
I’m too tired to slay the day
July 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I’m too tired to slay the day
One day you’re young and party and the next you have a favorite recliner there really is no warning
July 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
One day you’re young and party and the next you have a favorite recliner there really is no warning
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*me pushing away my second helping of life at the dinner table of the universe*
“I filled up on dread, thanks.”
“I filled up on dread, thanks.”
June 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
*me pushing away my second helping of life at the dinner table of the universe*
“I filled up on dread, thanks.”
“I filled up on dread, thanks.”
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As one would expect, I found mediocrity without having searched for it.
July 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
As one would expect, I found mediocrity without having searched for it.
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I’ve had to adjust my first quarter forecast to include more crying on my lunch break.
February 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I’ve had to adjust my first quarter forecast to include more crying on my lunch break.
*imagining how different my life could have been if I just hadn’t listened to Nike
July 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
*imagining how different my life could have been if I just hadn’t listened to Nike
I talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t stop washing his hands until his watch congratulates him
July 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t stop washing his hands until his watch congratulates him
I still don’t understand bluetooth
July 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I still don’t understand bluetooth
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You know what? We all did our best, and no one can take that away from us. Right guys?
January 31, 2025 at 10:53 PM
You know what? We all did our best, and no one can take that away from us. Right guys?
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*aggressively opens a book.
March 11, 2025 at 6:54 PM
*aggressively opens a book.
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I never agreed to any of this.
June 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
I never agreed to any of this.
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you know you’re allowed to go to TGI Friday on Tuesday or Ruby Tuesdays on Fridays or Chili’s when it’s warm out or Cracker Barrel if you’re ok nvm
June 27, 2025 at 3:25 PM
you know you’re allowed to go to TGI Friday on Tuesday or Ruby Tuesdays on Fridays or Chili’s when it’s warm out or Cracker Barrel if you’re ok nvm
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If by "morning person" you mean I wake up at 4 am staring into the inky blackness imagining horrific outcomes, then yes, I'm a morning person.
November 13, 2024 at 5:17 PM
If by "morning person" you mean I wake up at 4 am staring into the inky blackness imagining horrific outcomes, then yes, I'm a morning person.
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It feels like the world is on fire, and part of me wants to just let it burn.
June 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
It feels like the world is on fire, and part of me wants to just let it burn.
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Therapist: When are you happiest?
Me:
Me:
June 26, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Therapist: When are you happiest?
Me:
Me:
If they can put a man on the moon they can make a pair of glasses that scream before you sit on them
June 10, 2025 at 12:22 PM
If they can put a man on the moon they can make a pair of glasses that scream before you sit on them