Rocky Ursolino
rockyursolino.bsky.social
Rocky Ursolino
@rockyursolino.bsky.social
flatulent af
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Love to sell hats and T-shirts about the time I was at a party and nobody liked me so I left early
April 2, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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All this time you were pretending
This is Dave from Happy Endings
December 27, 2024 at 5:02 AM
No Good Deed but Elphaba screams Fieri instead of Fiyero
December 6, 2024 at 8:42 AM
Conclave is Mean Girls but with cardinals??
November 27, 2024 at 1:23 PM
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Defying gravity? U mean like walking on water? Let me tell u about a man who got called “Wicked” a lot too. He was born in a little town called Bethlehem
November 23, 2024 at 11:31 PM
A 525,600-minute intermission???
‘Wicked: Part Two’ releases exactly one year from today.
November 24, 2024 at 9:07 AM
What do you mean I have to wait a year for No Good Deed???
November 21, 2024 at 5:48 AM
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The little tune that plays when you finish the NYT mini crossword is like the end of a micro-Frasier
November 20, 2024 at 7:01 AM
What if I started buying physical media
November 16, 2024 at 8:10 AM
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🪪 (1/6)
November 14, 2024 at 10:01 PM
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mental health break? you bet it did
November 14, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Don’t need to heal my inner child I need to satisfy my inner demon
November 11, 2024 at 4:36 AM
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I saw the word rockabilly five hours ago and since then have been muttering to myself “Rock of William”
November 10, 2024 at 10:41 PM
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The Russo brothers did Happy Endings so clearly the gay guy in Endgame should’ve been Max Bloom and the first twenty minutes of the movie should have just been an episode of Happy Endings about post-Snap Chicago.
November 10, 2024 at 3:36 AM
What if i actually started posting here
November 9, 2024 at 9:18 AM
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why are they called moms and not do-dads (looks at phone) hold on i have to take this
November 8, 2024 at 5:11 PM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I didn’t watch the 90s X-Men animated show growing up
So I don’t have any particular nostalgic attachment to it now
February 14, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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Whose palm did the semicolon have to grease to get better treatment than the colon on every computer keyboard????
October 22, 2023 at 7:11 PM
😘
October 19, 2023 at 2:28 AM