It is almost 2026 and a cordless hair dryer does not exist yet.
November 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
It is almost 2026 and a cordless hair dryer does not exist yet.
I feel lucky to have such a full schedule lately but also I am terrified
November 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I feel lucky to have such a full schedule lately but also I am terrified
It’s really weird that store is called Banana Republic, right?
November 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
It’s really weird that store is called Banana Republic, right?
Is Rififi digitally available anywhere???? I wanna watch it, but I don’t wanna buy a $24 DVD + shipping + tax
October 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Is Rififi digitally available anywhere???? I wanna watch it, but I don’t wanna buy a $24 DVD + shipping + tax
The dichotomy of man is putting out an album with the first single being 'Where is the Love?" and the fourth single being "Let's Get [R-slur]."
September 13, 2025 at 6:36 PM
The dichotomy of man is putting out an album with the first single being 'Where is the Love?" and the fourth single being "Let's Get [R-slur]."
Why does my pharmacy sell homeopathic remedies? Why does my health food store carry "seed oil free" cookies?
September 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Why does my pharmacy sell homeopathic remedies? Why does my health food store carry "seed oil free" cookies?
Damn you, tumblr feminists, for pressuring period ads to use red liquid instead of the not-blood-adjacent laboratory blue. This is what y’all told us would end the patriarchy. Is this what identity politics is?
September 9, 2025 at 6:16 AM
Damn you, tumblr feminists, for pressuring period ads to use red liquid instead of the not-blood-adjacent laboratory blue. This is what y’all told us would end the patriarchy. Is this what identity politics is?
I’m not saying the mailman who delivers to my work has a crush on me, but I am saying that he drove away with the back of his truck wide open after I walked outside in shorts 💁♀️
September 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I’m not saying the mailman who delivers to my work has a crush on me, but I am saying that he drove away with the back of his truck wide open after I walked outside in shorts 💁♀️
I never realized how much of a perfectionist I was until recently, though everyone I mention this to is like “oh, well I did.”
September 4, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I never realized how much of a perfectionist I was until recently, though everyone I mention this to is like “oh, well I did.”
Reposted by Roxanne
One of the most life-changing things my therapist ever taught me is to stop responding to emotional subtext from others. You are not obligated to meet needs and feelings that others refuse to acknowledge even exist on their end. Others have to use their words to get their needs met.
September 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
One of the most life-changing things my therapist ever taught me is to stop responding to emotional subtext from others. You are not obligated to meet needs and feelings that others refuse to acknowledge even exist on their end. Others have to use their words to get their needs met.
Yesterday was Labor Day and today my coworker told me I should sacrifice my WFH day for the good of the company to make up for the day off. Bitch?? ? ??? ??
September 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Yesterday was Labor Day and today my coworker told me I should sacrifice my WFH day for the good of the company to make up for the day off. Bitch?? ? ??? ??
Call me Jennifer Coolidge bc I have developed a crush on the new USPS guy at work
September 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Call me Jennifer Coolidge bc I have developed a crush on the new USPS guy at work
Reposted by Roxanne
“I’m sick of these purity tests. NO CANDIDATE is perfect. Newsom may not care about homeless people or trans people but he’s the ONLY ONE hiring social media posters to ask ChatGPT to talk like Trump”
August 22, 2025 at 2:53 AM
“I’m sick of these purity tests. NO CANDIDATE is perfect. Newsom may not care about homeless people or trans people but he’s the ONLY ONE hiring social media posters to ask ChatGPT to talk like Trump”
Bananas were radioactive first
August 20, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Bananas were radioactive first
Singing: Will the cramps go away/will they ever go away/will the cramps go awaaayyy
To the tune of ‘Still the One’
To the tune of ‘Still the One’
August 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Singing: Will the cramps go away/will they ever go away/will the cramps go awaaayyy
To the tune of ‘Still the One’
To the tune of ‘Still the One’
I’m all for what Maron is doing right now but he did have an outspoken Zionist on his show not one month ago and that’s kind of a lot of what I’m thinking about with him. Also he’s about to be on Blank Check which I’m thrilled about. But still… maybe we ought to ask him about Palestine?
August 9, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I’m all for what Maron is doing right now but he did have an outspoken Zionist on his show not one month ago and that’s kind of a lot of what I’m thinking about with him. Also he’s about to be on Blank Check which I’m thrilled about. But still… maybe we ought to ask him about Palestine?
Is there a drag Queen named Lauren Ipsum yet?
August 9, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Is there a drag Queen named Lauren Ipsum yet?
Reposted by Roxanne
really feels like housing affordability is one of the most important political issues of our time, affecting nearly every aspect of our lives, and everyday our mainstream political discourse is about whether sour cream is woke or not
August 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
really feels like housing affordability is one of the most important political issues of our time, affecting nearly every aspect of our lives, and everyday our mainstream political discourse is about whether sour cream is woke or not
RIP to the sports bra I’ve had since middle school which has, just now, worn out completely. Thank you for your service 😢🫡
July 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
RIP to the sports bra I’ve had since middle school which has, just now, worn out completely. Thank you for your service 😢🫡
If Drunk History ever comes back, might I suggest the Kentucky Meat Shower be examined
July 25, 2025 at 7:29 AM
If Drunk History ever comes back, might I suggest the Kentucky Meat Shower be examined
Reposted by Roxanne
happy 6 year anniversary to the essay that won me a book deal, rescued me from a terrible job, and got me nominated for a james beard. it’s the most popular thing i’ve ever written to this day. if i get an obit in any major newspaper this essay will be the reason
magazine.catapult.co/people/stori...
magazine.catapult.co/people/stori...
Love, Peace, and Taco Grease: How I Left My Abusive Husband and Found Guy Fieri
magazine.catapult.co
July 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
happy 6 year anniversary to the essay that won me a book deal, rescued me from a terrible job, and got me nominated for a james beard. it’s the most popular thing i’ve ever written to this day. if i get an obit in any major newspaper this essay will be the reason
magazine.catapult.co/people/stori...
magazine.catapult.co/people/stori...
Reposted by Roxanne
Do anyone else wish their partner could meet your parents for no other reason than so they can be super proud of you for Not Being Like That
July 2, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Do anyone else wish their partner could meet your parents for no other reason than so they can be super proud of you for Not Being Like That
Reposted by Roxanne
the president just opened a concentration camp
July 4, 2026, is the 250th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence. Here's how the United States of America is planning to party.
America has a major birthday coming up — here's what to expect for the big 2-5-0
It's the nation's semiquincentennial! July 4, 2026, is the 250th anniversary of the signing of the Declaration of Independence. Here's how the United States of America is planning to party.
n.pr
July 2, 2025 at 1:14 PM
the president just opened a concentration camp
Reposted by Roxanne
This may be transgender people’s only route to update their passports for potentially up to 10 years with a correct gender marker. There is no telling how long the window will be open.
IMO the best way will be to have an upcoming trip to Canada or Mexico and apply in person at an office.
IMO the best way will be to have an upcoming trip to Canada or Mexico and apply in person at an office.
1. Good news for trans people: I have independently confirmed that the Trump admin is now processing passport updates in compliance with a court order.
Multiple trans people have gotten their gender markers updated.
There are important caveats though, read on.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Multiple trans people have gotten their gender markers updated.
There are important caveats though, read on.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
Trump Admin Begins Processing Some Trans Passport Updates, Though It Will Maintain Data On Requests
On Wednesday, at least some transgender people applying for passports in person at passport offices for urgent travel have received updated passports with correct gender markers.
www.erininthemorning.com
July 2, 2025 at 2:08 PM
This may be transgender people’s only route to update their passports for potentially up to 10 years with a correct gender marker. There is no telling how long the window will be open.
IMO the best way will be to have an upcoming trip to Canada or Mexico and apply in person at an office.
IMO the best way will be to have an upcoming trip to Canada or Mexico and apply in person at an office.
The closest we have to a modern day George Burns is Richard Kind. Protect him. May he also live to 100.
June 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
The closest we have to a modern day George Burns is Richard Kind. Protect him. May he also live to 100.