sound the hell horn. summon the doordash discourse

If it rains tonight I’ll know that my plants are fated to survive if it doesn’t then I hope they feel that their lives were well lived

Bob Menendez won’t leave the Senate. He can’t, physically. His suit is so weighted down by gold bars he is unable to walk without tipping over

"we dont need gifs on bluesky" just say you hate me. just say you want me to get hit by a bus. just say you would throw me down a well if you could

cishet sounds like the name of a pharaoh that would haunt courage the cowardly dog

he's just like me fr

This meal just cost me $78 at Newark Airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.

I just got my second tattoo and holy god that one hurt like hell

my function on the old app was jokes and occasional Bible threads. my function on the new app is to alert new users that what we do here is called skeeting, not posting or tweeting. that I do this while refusing to close my quotes is called “The Howl of Endless Grief

you’re living in it, baby

Shuttle Skeleton xkcd.com/2630

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