Diogenes, Jr. ☭✭
@robot.florist
In a rich man's house, there is no place to spit but his face.
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I'm going Harvey Dent mode and allowing coins to make decisions. Also burning half of my body.
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I'm going Harvey Dent mode and allowing coins to make decisions. Also burning half of my body.
love the smell of fresh glue in the morning
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
love the smell of fresh glue in the morning
The Labubu of Dorian Gray
November 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The Labubu of Dorian Gray
every trans suicide is a murder
October 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
every trans suicide is a murder
I think M*A*S*H fans should be dragged out into the street and shot.
October 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I think M*A*S*H fans should be dragged out into the street and shot.
Once you’ve seen Kazakhstan for yourself, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Sacha Baron Cohen to death with your bare hands.
October 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Once you’ve seen Kazakhstan for yourself, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Sacha Baron Cohen to death with your bare hands.
Republicans will never do anything to help “low income families” or give our country free universal healthcare because they would be nothing without low income people to morally grandstand about the ‘best interests’ of in shallow clapbacks against progressives and leftists.
October 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Republicans will never do anything to help “low income families” or give our country free universal healthcare because they would be nothing without low income people to morally grandstand about the ‘best interests’ of in shallow clapbacks against progressives and leftists.
WTF is with all these whites obsessed with Attack on Titan all of a sudden?
October 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
WTF is with all these whites obsessed with Attack on Titan all of a sudden?
HR departments only exist to discipline people like they’re children and make workers feel infantilized
October 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
HR departments only exist to discipline people like they’re children and make workers feel infantilized
mommy wants an avocado
October 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
mommy wants an avocado
definitely a normal workplace environment
October 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
definitely a normal workplace environment
the sweet release of meth
October 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
the sweet release of meth
Don't let me post anything without asking for proof that I've done my chores. I'm being serious right now. Don't even let me jerk off tonight until I've done the dishes.
October 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Don't let me post anything without asking for proof that I've done my chores. I'm being serious right now. Don't even let me jerk off tonight until I've done the dishes.
stupid fucking Nazi car
October 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
stupid fucking Nazi car
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is this the closest anyone of any significance has gotten to calling them what they are?
They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office
After announcing a $20 billion bailout of Argentina, the White House now says it's pausing $18 billion in funding for NYC infrastructure projects
Russ Vought would love nothing more than to tear this country down to its studs
Russ Vought would love nothing more than to tear this country down to its studs
October 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
is this the closest anyone of any significance has gotten to calling them what they are?
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Stop lying. Your state cops attacked protesters alongside ICE yesterday. I was there. I and others were violently attacked by ICE agents. Your state cops acted in concert with them during the attack.
State, county, and local law enforcement have been working together and coordinating to ensure public safety around the Broadview ICE facility, and to protect people’s ability to peacefully exercise their constitutional rights.
October 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Stop lying. Your state cops attacked protesters alongside ICE yesterday. I was there. I and others were violently attacked by ICE agents. Your state cops acted in concert with them during the attack.
USAmerican white anarchists seriously think community gardens will keep a city of 100,000+ people adequately fed and nourished… this is utterly embarrassing shit to admit that you believe
October 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
USAmerican white anarchists seriously think community gardens will keep a city of 100,000+ people adequately fed and nourished… this is utterly embarrassing shit to admit that you believe
I hope the USA keeps mistreating its veterans until it’s no longer tenable for even the most bloodthirsty of its citizens to enlist.
October 1, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I hope the USA keeps mistreating its veterans until it’s no longer tenable for even the most bloodthirsty of its citizens to enlist.
you can say something as basic as “fat people deserve dignity and respect” and you’ll get a reaction from someone who will say “are you trying to say that being fat is healthy?”
September 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
you can say something as basic as “fat people deserve dignity and respect” and you’ll get a reaction from someone who will say “are you trying to say that being fat is healthy?”
You can get banned from this app for the most center-left bullshit imaginable. I’m so fucking glad that I never deleted my Twitter.
September 13, 2025 at 7:47 AM
You can get banned from this app for the most center-left bullshit imaginable. I’m so fucking glad that I never deleted my Twitter.
carbohydrate deficiency got me acting unwise
September 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
carbohydrate deficiency got me acting unwise
Saying you are "against political violence" when nearly all forms of violence are inherently political, especially while living in the United States of America, and never saying anything about the political violence the USAmerican empire exports to the rest of the world is idiotic.
September 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Saying you are "against political violence" when nearly all forms of violence are inherently political, especially while living in the United States of America, and never saying anything about the political violence the USAmerican empire exports to the rest of the world is idiotic.
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Prediction: Rob Sand wins the 2026 race for governor, signs the worst bill we have ever seen into law sometime during his single term, is defeated by Corn Hitler in 2030
September 10, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Prediction: Rob Sand wins the 2026 race for governor, signs the worst bill we have ever seen into law sometime during his single term, is defeated by Corn Hitler in 2030
the #1 cause of nightmares is wearing socks to bed
September 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
the #1 cause of nightmares is wearing socks to bed