Diogenes, Jr. ☭✭
banner
robot.florist
Diogenes, Jr. ☭✭
@robot.florist
In a rich man's house, there is no place to spit but his face.
I sincerely hope one of these wealthy MAHA freaks dies of E. coli before a child does because their ignorant anti-vaxxer parent decided to feed them raw milk
January 23, 2026 at 5:54 AM
You couldn't even pay me to watch KPop Demon Hunters. I hate every product of the USAmerican imperial occupation of Korea, especially K-pop.
January 12, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I don't care if bars that don't serve food are economically safer business ventures than bars that serve food. I don't care. I hate going to bar venues to see my friends' bands perform and not being able to order a succulent and fattening meal.
January 9, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Reposted by Diogenes, Jr. ☭✭
the U.S. is at a point where the Republicans are saying “these faggots have had it too good for too long! time to round em up” and the Democrats are saying “Well that word is deeply inappropriate, but we certainly should think of the children” and liberals ask me why I don’t like the polite version
January 5, 2026 at 7:21 PM
an official Sanrio collaboration is the only thing that would ever feasibly motivate me to buy a Stanley cup, mug, or tumbler of any kind
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 AM
they’re bringing back Fear Factor but they won’t bring back Supermarket Sweep
December 25, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I think transgender women should be given the credit card information of every transphobe as reparations for transmisogyny with complete and total impunity.
December 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Reposted by Diogenes, Jr. ☭✭
I'm going Harvey Dent mode and allowing coins to make decisions. Also burning half of my body.
November 26, 2025 at 4:14 AM
love the smell of fresh glue in the morning
November 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The Labubu of Dorian Gray
November 16, 2025 at 4:04 AM
November 3, 2025 at 2:49 AM
every trans suicide is a murder
October 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I think M*A*S*H fans should be dragged out into the street and shot.
October 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Once you’ve seen Kazakhstan for yourself, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Sacha Baron Cohen to death with your bare hands.
October 22, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Republicans will never do anything to help “low income families” or give our country free universal healthcare because they would be nothing without low income people to morally grandstand about the ‘best interests’ of in shallow clapbacks against progressives and leftists.
October 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
WTF is with all these whites obsessed with Attack on Titan all of a sudden?
October 13, 2025 at 9:12 PM
HR departments only exist to discipline people like they’re children and make workers feel infantilized
October 12, 2025 at 3:43 PM
mommy wants an avocado
October 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
definitely a normal workplace environment
October 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
the sweet release of meth
October 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Don't let me post anything without asking for proof that I've done my chores. I'm being serious right now. Don't even let me jerk off tonight until I've done the dishes.
October 8, 2025 at 11:05 PM
stupid fucking Nazi car
October 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Reposted by Diogenes, Jr. ☭✭
is this the closest anyone of any significance has gotten to calling them what they are?
They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office
After announcing a $20 billion bailout of Argentina, the White House now says it's pausing $18 billion in funding for NYC infrastructure projects

Russ Vought would love nothing more than to tear this country down to its studs
October 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Reposted by Diogenes, Jr. ☭✭
Stop lying. Your state cops attacked protesters alongside ICE yesterday. I was there. I and others were violently attacked by ICE agents. Your state cops acted in concert with them during the attack.
State, county, and local law enforcement have been working together and coordinating to ensure public safety around the Broadview ICE facility, and to protect people’s ability to peacefully exercise their constitutional rights.
October 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
USAmerican white anarchists seriously think community gardens will keep a city of 100,000+ people adequately fed and nourished… this is utterly embarrassing shit to admit that you believe
October 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM