I guess a fat, sober bitch like me can't catch a break.

These bar owners could easily charge me Disney theme park prices for some burritos they bought frozen from a bulk supplier and heated in an oven. What the fuck am I going to do? Every eatery in the city is closed.

I'm just saying there's a reason why those Disney theme parks can get away with charging so much money for their hot dogs and sandwiches and it's because everyone is spending their entire day at those fucking parks to juice as much as they can out of their vacation.

I know I'm being petulant and dramatic but I'm big-backed despite being chronically underfed due to my demanding work schedule. If I'm going to stay up until midnight at a gig, I want to be able to binge eat an entire stuffed crust pizza.

Earl May and Theisen's can serve popcorn for free to their customers but tell me why Gabe's can't make me a from-frozen burger with a side of fries.

I just learned that they did, in fact, bring back Supermarket Sweep… 2020 to 2022…

That’s fair. I sometimes encounter the occasional Zionist in the Naruto fandom and it always feels like such a “fork found in kitchen” moment due to the amount of military bootlicking and implications of its ethno-culturally homogenous worldbuilding.

Is it the fascism? The online normalization and global spread of fascism?