Rob Marmet
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Rob Marmet
@robmarmet.com
Kind of over social media. And yet I’m here.
Pinned
Ok. Social media pause needed. Logging out and deleting this app. If you need to reach me, I have very obvious Gmail and personal domain email addresses.
There is, at minimum, a 10% chance Kristi Noem will be there to personally try to deport the future mayor.
President Donald “John” Trump confirms meeting with incoming NYC mayor Mamdani on Friday.
November 20, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Today in concerning signs that I am no longer young: The 7:30 pm cruise entertainment is a 90s music tribute show. And I know every freaking word.
BRB… scheduling the colonoscopy that insurance will cover at 100% as preventative care for when I’m back on land.
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Reposted by Rob Marmet
Whether it's Donald Trump appearing 1700 times in Epstein's emails or some Democrat delegate from the Virgin Islands no one has ever heard of sending a few texts to Epstein once, both sides have their hands very dirty.
November 19, 2025 at 3:23 AM
My mind on Cozumel port day when people talk about going to Mr. Santos
November 18, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Reposted by Rob Marmet
…and then the rest of the White House press corps pushed back against the president’s gratuitous insult aimed at one of their colleagues?

Oh wait! There’s no sign that anything like that happened!

Because access beats out solidarity, every day of the week.

people.com/donald-trump...
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I think I know why Anonymous Member’s family went on vacation…
November 17, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Jake Fapper and Alex Thompson are at it again, I see.
Trump's love of teenagers raises new questions about Biden's advanced age.
November 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Current mood
a dog from a cartoon says " airport ? i 'm not going the airport "
ALT: a dog from a cartoon says " airport ? i 'm not going the airport "
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I interned at the DC local TV station where Megyn Kelly got her first TV job shortly after she left. The news director who hired her was still there at the time.

I want nothing more than to ask him today if he has regrets about hiring her and what she's turned into 20+ years later.
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
News like this makes me miss seeing the smart, funny, self aware and owning her past things Monica Lewinsky posted on that other site when it was just a dystopian hellhole, but a dystopian hellhole where you could find interesting things.

I'm sure she has some very strong opinions on this.
Ken Starr signed an email to Jeffery Epstein with "hugs"
November 13, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Reposted by Rob Marmet
every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
If they really want to put Lauren Boebert under pressure, Beetlejuice the Musical is playing at the Winter Garden Theater at 7:30…
November 12, 2025 at 11:21 PM
One can only assume the 1099 contractor researchers DoorDash used to write this report sent an oddly phrased passive aggressive sob story text asking for a larger tip just before presenting the results.
They’ve laid off so many people that the government is now getting its economic data from DoorDash.
November 12, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Rick Scott is working on the bill. Says all we need to know.
Sure, let's trust the man whose employer, Columbia/HCA, was convicted of 14 counts of fraud against the Federal Government during his time as CEO.

What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
The Affordable Care Act created a marketplace where consumers could use subsidies to help purchase private-sector plans. Trump’s concept of a plan involves no such marketplace, plunging consumers into a state of nature.

"It’s so good ... They’re gonna feel like entrepreneurs." trib.al/9Ew8qbs
November 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Reposted by Rob Marmet
John Thune promised to kick Democrats in the balls in a month in exchange for everything he wanted and 10 Dems immediately jumped at the opportunity.
November 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Really fucking embarrassed to call him my Senator right now.
My statement on the funding deal to reopen government, protect federal employees, and vote to protect health care:
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Senator Schumer, remove the h from the abbreviated version of your first name if you go with this.
“A promise of a vote on healthcare” is nothing
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Life in 2025: The years of Southwest points exist as a floating backup plane ticket fund where I lose no money as long as I cancel before scheduled departure when the original plans work out.
November 9, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Three questions:
1. Is who politicians follow online newsworthy?
2. Is the vice-president more important than a primary candidate to be junior Senator from Texas?
3. If the answer is yes to the first two, why isn’t Axios doing a fuck ton of stories about who JD Vance is following?
James Talarico, a Texas Democrat running for U.S. Senate who has put his faith at the forefront of his campaign, follows several adult film performers, escorts and OnlyFans models on Instagram, according to an Axios review.
Faith-forward Texas Senate candidate follows porn actors, escorts online
James Talarico has become a sensation in Texas politics by talking about how his Christianity is the basis for his progressive politics.
www.axios.com
November 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Here’s why this is bad news for Joe Biden…
“.. A Washington Post analysis of multiple video feeds found that Trump spent nearly 20 minutes apparently battling to keep his eyes open at the Thursday event. .. a seemingly stark illustration of the strain of the presidency on a 79-year-old ..

www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
November 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Reposted by Rob Marmet
oh so these people do pay attention to who politicians follow on social media, they just don’t care that the vice president follows a bunch of actual neo-nazis
Axios tried to bust James Talarico for following adult content creators on Instagram and I'm genuinely impressed by his campaign's response
November 8, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Hopefully he doesn’t ask Kristi Noem.
still hasn't figured out what dogs do
November 8, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Installed a car battery in a Costco parking lot today. That was a first.

Thought after going inside to shop: to whom do I address my apology letter for every time I went there as a child and caused aisle traffic jams because of samples and lack of spatial awareness?
November 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
And by better healthcare he means junk insurance policies that take us back to the dark pre ACA days where every little part of your life was a preexisting condition and disqualified you from coverage.
Hey kids the Trump Healthcare
Plan just dropped!
November 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM