Rob Johnston
@robj63.bsky.social
Sometimes posting, mostly lurking, occasionally funny. Sandwich enthusiast.
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It’s a big day for fans of baseball, or as the rest of the world calls it, “American Cricket”
October 28, 2025 at 5:45 AM
It’s a big day for fans of baseball, or as the rest of the world calls it, “American Cricket”
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You know how billionaires end up with severe cognitive deficits as a result of becoming surrounded by yes men who constantly tell them their every idea is genius? What if we made a bot that just does that to everyone. I think that would be a good idea.
October 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
You know how billionaires end up with severe cognitive deficits as a result of becoming surrounded by yes men who constantly tell them their every idea is genius? What if we made a bot that just does that to everyone. I think that would be a good idea.
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sobbing on the toilet because openai deleted the model that told me how to wipe my ass
August 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
sobbing on the toilet because openai deleted the model that told me how to wipe my ass
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in 2010 scientists who sequenced ozzy's DNA discovered he was literally a drug-doing super mutant and i think thats beautiful
rip prince of darkness
rip prince of darkness
July 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
in 2010 scientists who sequenced ozzy's DNA discovered he was literally a drug-doing super mutant and i think thats beautiful
rip prince of darkness
rip prince of darkness
Just misspelled the word “consistency” 3 different ways. How’s everyone else’s morning going?
June 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Just misspelled the word “consistency” 3 different ways. How’s everyone else’s morning going?
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I’ve known Robert Prevost for years as one of the main figures in online TMNT fandom, where no one has a bad word to say about him. He probably won’t have as much time to contribute to Turtles wikis with his new gig but I though his choice of “Pope Leo” was a lovely nod to the community
May 9, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I’ve known Robert Prevost for years as one of the main figures in online TMNT fandom, where no one has a bad word to say about him. He probably won’t have as much time to contribute to Turtles wikis with his new gig but I though his choice of “Pope Leo” was a lovely nod to the community
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Finally, a pope who probably knows who the Smashing Pumpkins are
May 8, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Finally, a pope who probably knows who the Smashing Pumpkins are
Important to remember about riding level polls/projections
For Canadians being inundated by riding-level polls right now:
The data is crap if it has no dates, small samples (<800), high margins of error.
The people showing them to you are trying to persuade you to vote for their own preferred party.
It's sales pitch, not an evidence-based argument.
The data is crap if it has no dates, small samples (<800), high margins of error.
The people showing them to you are trying to persuade you to vote for their own preferred party.
It's sales pitch, not an evidence-based argument.
April 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Important to remember about riding level polls/projections
Lotta metal heads working out today, neat.
April 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Lotta metal heads working out today, neat.
Great turnout for the Calgary Centre candidates’ debate!
April 13, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Great turnout for the Calgary Centre candidates’ debate!
Ice cold take: the b-side of Abbey Road is great because of the short disparate tracks and the sound of the Beatles having fun one last time.
April 1, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Ice cold take: the b-side of Abbey Road is great because of the short disparate tracks and the sound of the Beatles having fun one last time.
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i love the wire first-person shooter but i worry that making every character selectable in multiplayer compromises the story's canon. in my last match i played as brother mouzone and got fragged by assistant principal marcia donnelly with a grenade launcher. that never would've happened in the show
March 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
i love the wire first-person shooter but i worry that making every character selectable in multiplayer compromises the story's canon. in my last match i played as brother mouzone and got fragged by assistant principal marcia donnelly with a grenade launcher. that never would've happened in the show
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as for me, why, i've never even seen a ninja. how big of a threat could th
March 29, 2025 at 12:14 AM
as for me, why, i've never even seen a ninja. how big of a threat could th
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every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now
March 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now
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If the author doesn't care if it's heart gets blended or not i can't pretend to care what it's singing about
March 18, 2025 at 1:40 AM
If the author doesn't care if it's heart gets blended or not i can't pretend to care what it's singing about
Been laughing all day at the thought of nü-metal pokemon. Not sure what to do with this.
March 18, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Been laughing all day at the thought of nü-metal pokemon. Not sure what to do with this.
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we all know where Schumer got his strategy from
![Milhouse [thinking to himself]: "When she sees you'll do anything she says, she's bound to respect you."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreih6acofjg4ig2wzj2oqggkphxdtg2prguvk6ezhrdqx45ez3jfmdy@jpeg)
March 14, 2025 at 12:53 AM
we all know where Schumer got his strategy from
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It might be difficult from an IP perspective but Conclave 2 should have Daredevil in it
March 5, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It might be difficult from an IP perspective but Conclave 2 should have Daredevil in it
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A delight every time I see it
February 26, 2025 at 2:06 PM
A delight every time I see it
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I require minimum 10 hours a week of Just Boppin Around time where I wander around the city with no specific goal in mind to amass small trinkets and treats from various places of business and stop to sit in parks I haven’t been to before. I will not alter my lifestyle in any way that precludes this
February 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I require minimum 10 hours a week of Just Boppin Around time where I wander around the city with no specific goal in mind to amass small trinkets and treats from various places of business and stop to sit in parks I haven’t been to before. I will not alter my lifestyle in any way that precludes this
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Just subscribed to the print edition of bluesky. Soon I’ll be receiving all the month’s posts in a handsome leather-bound tome
February 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Just subscribed to the print edition of bluesky. Soon I’ll be receiving all the month’s posts in a handsome leather-bound tome
Cranking up Brock Lesnar’s entrance music as I get pumped to do the Wordle
January 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Cranking up Brock Lesnar’s entrance music as I get pumped to do the Wordle
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Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
December 6, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Me: Hey can you do your dishes
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink
Me: Alright man
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Meatball Ron solemnly leaving his lifted boots in the center of the ring
January 21, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Meatball Ron solemnly leaving his lifted boots in the center of the ring