Bird
@robindani.bsky.social
Bird. Church lady. Alpaca enjoyer. Knitting, probably.
Okay I think I’m going to take my advent break a little early. I will see you all on Christmas Day!!!
November 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Okay I think I’m going to take my advent break a little early. I will see you all on Christmas Day!!!
What uhhh… what’s going on with her hair here?
Nancy Mace: "You can see in the Epstein emails that he's clearly targeting President Trump as retribution for him being a good man ... he's a good man who protects women. That's what real men do."
November 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
What uhhh… what’s going on with her hair here?
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70 year old politicians tying themselves to the mast as their ship passes the Vanity Fair West Coast offices
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 AM
70 year old politicians tying themselves to the mast as their ship passes the Vanity Fair West Coast offices
I’m just supposed to go to bed now?!?
November 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I’m just supposed to go to bed now?!?
Like… how fucked up was her relationship with her dad?
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Like… how fucked up was her relationship with her dad?
A good reminder lately that you should surround yourself with men who truly **love** women and delight in their womanity. There are so many if you look for them and it’s not worth being around other kinds of men.
November 17, 2025 at 11:07 PM
A good reminder lately that you should surround yourself with men who truly **love** women and delight in their womanity. There are so many if you look for them and it’s not worth being around other kinds of men.
Me, taking this incredibly seriously: That’s not how holy water works.
Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
November 17, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Me, taking this incredibly seriously: That’s not how holy water works.
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watching these two Christian Nationalists have a conversation and see if you can spot the part where I spit coffee all over my screen.
November 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
watching these two Christian Nationalists have a conversation and see if you can spot the part where I spit coffee all over my screen.
I’m working on our Angel Tree applications and all the teens are requesting “baggy pants”. We are retvrning.
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I’m working on our Angel Tree applications and all the teens are requesting “baggy pants”. We are retvrning.
Ignore the tweet, I am having thoughts about this quilt…
November 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
It’s possible I am hot again.
November 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
It’s possible I am hot again.
Starting to look like a real sweater.
November 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Starting to look like a real sweater.
Woah. Line go down.
(I am not stressed about the 403b I do genuinely delight in seeing it do nonsense every day)
(I am not stressed about the 403b I do genuinely delight in seeing it do nonsense every day)
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Woah. Line go down.
(I am not stressed about the 403b I do genuinely delight in seeing it do nonsense every day)
(I am not stressed about the 403b I do genuinely delight in seeing it do nonsense every day)
I do NOT need a bespoke Christmas collar for Kingsley.
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I do NOT need a bespoke Christmas collar for Kingsley.
Lonely island have been exempted from this rule due to being good at podcasting.
Celebrities shouldn’t be allowed to have podcasts.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Lonely island have been exempted from this rule due to being good at podcasting.
Basic housing and food should be free to anyone who wants it.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Basic housing and food should be free to anyone who wants it.
Listening to fr. Mike to see what the others are saying and he literally just said “first we had the new atheists, then we had Jordan Peterson, who was the gateway to Catholicism” and meant it.
November 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Listening to fr. Mike to see what the others are saying and he literally just said “first we had the new atheists, then we had Jordan Peterson, who was the gateway to Catholicism” and meant it.
TLM parish bulletins crack me up they are just a list of things you cannot do and reminders about how terrible of a person you are. Why wouldn’t anyone want to belong to this uplifting place???
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 PM
TLM parish bulletins crack me up they are just a list of things you cannot do and reminders about how terrible of a person you are. Why wouldn’t anyone want to belong to this uplifting place???
Kind of fucked up, if you think about it.
In just four months, Tennessee experienced eight disasters that caused more than $1 billion in damage. Each event was considered a “severe storm,” defined as thunderstorms that produce tornadoes, damaging winds or large hail. wpln.org/post/tenness...
Tennessee sees 8 billion-dollar weather and climate disasters in first half of 2025
In just four months, Tennessee experienced eight disasters that caused more than $1 billion in damage. Each event was considered a “severe storm,” defined
wpln.org
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Kind of fucked up, if you think about it.
Yes. Hahahahaha yessssss.
November 13, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Yes. Hahahahaha yessssss.
I think the thing I worry about most is that if nothing works, I’ll have spent my 30s physically miserable with nothing to show for it.
Okay so I have been on glp1 since July for a kickstart for some fertility issues and I have so many thoughts but the first of it is the notion that this is “the easy way” is a framework you must remove from your head. This stuff SUCKSSSSSSSSS.
November 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I think the thing I worry about most is that if nothing works, I’ll have spent my 30s physically miserable with nothing to show for it.
Kingsley wanted everyone to see his haircut
November 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Kingsley wanted everyone to see his haircut
Have had a lot of “yeah I guess I just don’t believe anyone should starve even if they’re like… kinda shitty or whatever” convos with folks at work lately
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Have had a lot of “yeah I guess I just don’t believe anyone should starve even if they’re like… kinda shitty or whatever” convos with folks at work lately
This is all very depressing. Look at this nice sweater yoke I’m working on instead.
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
This is all very depressing. Look at this nice sweater yoke I’m working on instead.
Raining and a temperate drop to the mid 20s overnight? What’s the worst that could happen?
November 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Raining and a temperate drop to the mid 20s overnight? What’s the worst that could happen?