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Short with very long arms.
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Casual Friday, yeah?
That's my BlueSky-ing for September then.
bart simpson is giving a speech in front of a podium while homer simpson stands behind him
ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech in front of a podium while homer simpson stands behind him
media.tenor.com
September 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Grow wisteria, they said. It may be a bit vigorous, but it's not like you'll go away for two weeks and it will literally BREAK INTO YOUR HOUSE. Or anything.
August 9, 2025 at 8:51 AM
#liftselfies on BlueSky, yeah?
July 23, 2025 at 8:05 AM
July 14, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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Soul II Soul - Back To Life

- Sublime vocals from Caron Wheeler
- At the time sounded like nothing else
- Still sounds fresh
- A Black British anthem
- No remix has ever improved it
open.spotify.com/track/7vvRkL...
June 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The pizza oven rarely disappoints.
Pepperoni on mozzarella. Not in shot: Sausage pizza, plain cheese, BBQ chicken and onion.
June 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Chequered cheap beer
June 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Bought a pink t-shirt today lads.
June 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Today ~ Smashing Pumpkins
Have you got a song you consider a banger by a band or artist you otherwise aren't interested in? It's 'Sit Down' by James for me
June 7, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Did some cycling today. Got rained on a lot. Would do it again.
June 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Club Sandwich.
Hell yeah.
June 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Every Omaze house is haunted by the spirits of contestants from The Apprentice.
June 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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WH Smith, M6 Hilton Park services southbound.

Wetsuit check ✅
June 1, 2025 at 8:55 AM
№41: Fact.
May 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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if you can't handle me at my winter penis, you don't deserve me at my summer penis
brat Summer is dead. It's summer penis summer
May 28, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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If you hate it so much on here just fuck off & leave us to it tbqhwy 🙄
May 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Did some cycling yesterday as I've foolishly agreed to do a fifty mile event in a couple of weeks 😬
May 26, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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gm to everyone hanging on by a single ply, frayed thread.
April 28, 2025 at 10:18 AM
In our house we call picky tea, Party Tea.
April 21, 2025 at 6:03 PM
We made a little kite for 8's Brownie badge and with only a little breeze this morning it flew brilliantly 🥰🪁
April 20, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Casual Friday, yeah?
April 11, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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"You boy! What tariff is it today?"
April 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
New phone, new #liftselfie
April 8, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Me when I'm doing some banger posts
March 31, 2025 at 9:50 PM