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White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross
December 10, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Nation Just Wants To Be Safe, Happy, Rich, Comfortable, Entertained At All Times https://theonion.com/nation-just-wants-to-be-safe-happy-rich-comfortable-1819575365/
December 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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New Poll Finds 86 Percent Of Americans Don't Want To Have A Country Anymore https://theonion.com/new-poll-finds-86-percent-of-americans-dont-want-to-hav-1819568337/
December 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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In @nytopinion.nytimes.com

Many Republican women have “internalized basic feminist assumptions about their entitlement to equal treatment. What they’ve failed to understand, however, is that those aren’t assumptions their party shares,” our columnist Michelle Goldberg writes.
Opinion | Republican Women Suddenly Realize They’re Surrounded by Misogynists
There’s a big difference between being useful and being respected.
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December 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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I'm at MSG for Jimmy V tonight, but in Vegas Brett Yormark just called out ND AD Pete Bevacqua for Bevacqua's comments the past two days.

Rare to see one truly powerful person in college athletics taking aim at another publicly like this.
December 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Japanese Monk Racks
Brain For Haiku That Will Knock
Them On Their Asses
https://theonion.com/japanese-monk-racksbrain-for-haiku-that-will-knockthem-on-their-asses/
December 9, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Terry Gross Conducts ‘Fresh Air’ Interview On Bluetooth During Uber Shift
https://theonion.com/terry-gross-conducts-fresh-air-interview-on-bluetooth-during-uber-shift/
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
If ever there was an expert on “weak” and “decaying”…
President Trump has called European allies of the U.S. “weak” and criticized their handling of issues such as migration and the war in Ukraine. “I think they don’t know what to do,” Trump said in an interview with Politico published Tuesday. “They’re decaying.”

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President Trump Calls European Nations ‘Weak’ and ‘Decaying’: Live Updates
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December 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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New Sympathetic Alarm Clock Just Lets You Sleep
December 9, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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A study on 1.7 million people in Hong Kong shows superior hybrid immunity to Covid in people who got vaccinated before infection vs. people who got infected first. "Our findings are a direct rebuttal to arguments for natural immunity," the authors write. doi.org/10.1016/j.va...
Redirecting
doi.org
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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The Guy Teams Were Willing To Face After Intentionally Walking Barry Bonds has now been elected to the Hall of Fame over Barry Bonds
Hall of Fame Contemporary Baseball Era veterans committee elects Jeff Kent
December 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Giants at Raiders week 17 is going to be…something.
too many non competitive teams again this season
December 8, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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"My family might be able to enjoy three meals a day, but what would become of my self-respect? At the end of the day, I want to feel good about the marketing professional I see staring back at me in the mirror."
I’d Sooner Let My Family Starve Than Exaggerate My Marketing  Experience On My Resume
In the world of business, integrity is everything. There has to be a baseline level of trust, or the entire system collapses. That’s why I make honesty a top priority in my professional life, even in ...
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December 7, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Dolphins OT Patrick Paul said they could tell the Jets defense was “unmotivated” after Miami raced out to a 21–0 start in the first quarter:

“Did you see that defense out there? I know you saw us running the ball. That defense — they were unmotivated out there, so we're having fun with it.“
December 7, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Underrated part about the Raiders stanktasticness is that Brady was super-duper confident that he would land Ben Johnson AND Stafford. Things... would be different
December 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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unhinged josh allen is the best josh allen
December 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Daniel Jones grabbed his knee, then his Achilles and then repeatedly slammed his helmet on the ground... not good
December 7, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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Indiana was the worst team in college football for 150 years and then they let you start paying players and they immediately became No. 1 and the only conclusion one can draw is they were the only ones who didn’t realize you could pay players under the table for the first 150 years.
December 7, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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Fernando Mendoza's backup is his brother Alberto, which means all the Indiana quarterbacks who didn't make the depth chart are below the Mendoza line.
December 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
What on Earth was THAT call by Alabama? Bad call, worse throw. Game over.
December 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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I'd have a pretty tough time thinking about firing Mike McDaniel if I was Miami looking at this list of possible replacements
Expect these names to garner interest in this upcoming coaching cycle:

Chiefs OC Matt Nagy
49ers DC Robert Saleh
Broncos DC Vance Joseph
Dolphins DC Anthony Weaver
Packers DC Jeff Hafley
Rams DC Chris Shula
Bills OC Joe Brady

More candidates: www.nytimes.com/athletic/686...
December 6, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-invokes-fog-of-war-after-pissing-in-break-room-refrigerator/
December 5, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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this is the best post of all time
remembering one of the all-time greatest twitter posts
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 PM