Road Toast
@roadtoast.bsky.social
Forest wizard. Living parody.
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Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play
go fuckin Huskies
Nazi UW students fuck off
go fuckin Huskies
Nazi UW students fuck off
October 2, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Wow, the University of Washington's Psych 201 class does *not* play
go fuckin Huskies
Nazi UW students fuck off
go fuckin Huskies
Nazi UW students fuck off
Just watched a Tesla get clipped by a speed camera in a school zone. Get fucked loser.
May 6, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Just watched a Tesla get clipped by a speed camera in a school zone. Get fucked loser.
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people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting
April 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
people only become left handed if the mirror baby crawls out when nobody is looking and pushes the normal baby into the mirror dimension. it’s a sign of bad parenting
I’m reading the andromeda strain and Michael Crichton tediously explaining the processes and power of a computer in 1969 is really something man.
April 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I’m reading the andromeda strain and Michael Crichton tediously explaining the processes and power of a computer in 1969 is really something man.
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teachers aren't working class actually
April 25, 2025 at 8:19 PM
teachers aren't working class actually
My first year of teaching I made $37000 and ate eggs and cereal the last week of every month. Literally shut the fuck up.
Teachers don't make nearly enough but they don't make working-class wages
April 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
My first year of teaching I made $37000 and ate eggs and cereal the last week of every month. Literally shut the fuck up.
Star Wars Outlaws: lotta air ducts
January 11, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Star Wars Outlaws: lotta air ducts
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My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”
January 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
My relationship with Big wasn’t the only thing I blew up that day. At the Trinity test site I detonated the first plutonium bomb, unleashing a 22 kiloton blast. Had I become Death, destroyer of worlds? Meanwhile uptown, Samantha had her hands full with her own “Manhattan project”
Bro I hate Samuel Alito
January 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Bro I hate Samuel Alito
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"must've been the wind", we say to the empty darkness so the assassin knows we've given up the search for now
I sure carry a torch around saying “Who goes there?” an awful lot for such a chill guy
January 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
"must've been the wind", we say to the empty darkness so the assassin knows we've given up the search for now
Currently in twitter jail bc I told Elon to kill himself and when I finally figured out which email account I used to create that account, I found out google suspended that email account in December of ‘23… and I don’t know why. Anyways. What up.
January 9, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Currently in twitter jail bc I told Elon to kill himself and when I finally figured out which email account I used to create that account, I found out google suspended that email account in December of ‘23… and I don’t know why. Anyways. What up.
Just weighed in at under 200 pounds for the first time in 11 months 😤
January 2, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Just weighed in at under 200 pounds for the first time in 11 months 😤
Who up tiding their yule?
December 31, 2024 at 9:35 PM
Who up tiding their yule?
2025 is the year I fully migrate from twitter to bluesky
December 31, 2024 at 9:35 PM
2025 is the year I fully migrate from twitter to bluesky
This shit is so sick (I’m on chapter 4)
November 28, 2024 at 3:13 AM
This shit is so sick (I’m on chapter 4)
I hate figuring out a platform again
November 23, 2024 at 9:16 PM
I hate figuring out a platform again
My tender and mild ass thought these were two sheep curled up together 😔
November 23, 2024 at 8:54 PM
My tender and mild ass thought these were two sheep curled up together 😔
Post on post on post in there like hakeem
November 23, 2024 at 12:31 AM
Post on post on post in there like hakeem
Sorry that was tooo advanced
November 23, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Sorry that was tooo advanced
MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
November 23, 2024 at 12:26 AM
MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
Should I go buy a book today even tho my birthday is in 2 weeks and Christmas is in a month
November 22, 2024 at 3:55 PM
Should I go buy a book today even tho my birthday is in 2 weeks and Christmas is in a month
lol only had two days of school this week
November 22, 2024 at 2:53 AM
lol only had two days of school this week