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Can we have more judges like Reyes pretty please
She's grilling DOJ for any evidence whatosever -- one bit of conrete analysis -- that the transgender ban is addressing an actual problem in the military as opposed to a pretext to discriminate against transgender people.
March 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Can we have more judges like Reyes pretty please
*just* realized, “hey-o” IS in fact, just how the word ~hello~ is pronounced, when you treat it like tortilla
March 16, 2025 at 1:57 PM
*just* realized, “hey-o” IS in fact, just how the word ~hello~ is pronounced, when you treat it like tortilla
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BREAKING | Protesters in Los Angeles shut down traffic, joining the nationwide movement demanding the release of detained Columbia student Mahmoud Khalil.
March 16, 2025 at 12:15 AM
BREAKING | Protesters in Los Angeles shut down traffic, joining the nationwide movement demanding the release of detained Columbia student Mahmoud Khalil.
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ngl knowing that this seal put seaweed on its head really destroys my interest in any photo of this seal without seaweed on its head
March 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
ngl knowing that this seal put seaweed on its head really destroys my interest in any photo of this seal without seaweed on its head
Q:what do you get when you dump a bottle of white zinfandel on Elon Musk?
March 1, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Q:what do you get when you dump a bottle of white zinfandel on Elon Musk?
you guys i saw El-ehrairah on a poster today
February 28, 2025 at 4:37 AM
you guys i saw El-ehrairah on a poster today
conservatives (consistently, ¿successfully for some reason b/c humans are only as clever as they need to be?) - “what’s ACTUALLY the problem, is that [people who have almost zero power whatsoever] have TOO MUCH POWER”
Fundamentalists: YES!!! Right? FINALLY!
Fundamentalists: YES!!! Right? FINALLY!
February 26, 2025 at 7:15 AM
conservatives (consistently, ¿successfully for some reason b/c humans are only as clever as they need to be?) - “what’s ACTUALLY the problem, is that [people who have almost zero power whatsoever] have TOO MUCH POWER”
Fundamentalists: YES!!! Right? FINALLY!
Fundamentalists: YES!!! Right? FINALLY!
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February 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
idk if anybody else is watching Severance on the 🍏📺 *app* on their computer, hooked up to their Television, as I am? But if so I highly recommend when the episode is over, instead of quitting or minimizing the program, un-maximize it instead.
February 24, 2025 at 3:34 AM
idk if anybody else is watching Severance on the 🍏📺 *app* on their computer, hooked up to their Television, as I am? But if so I highly recommend when the episode is over, instead of quitting or minimizing the program, un-maximize it instead.
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This is why even a single dollar of tax money going to a Cybertruck is so viscerally offensive: it's loser shit. We're rewarding not just failure but extraordinary failure. It's the ultimate proof that Elon Musk sucks at business, and should be nowhere near the operations of our government.
February 13, 2025 at 1:44 AM
This is why even a single dollar of tax money going to a Cybertruck is so viscerally offensive: it's loser shit. We're rewarding not just failure but extraordinary failure. It's the ultimate proof that Elon Musk sucks at business, and should be nowhere near the operations of our government.
so like… is “Vermont Sharp Cheddar” just the label they slap on when something goes wrong and the New York Sharp Cheddar isn’t hardly sharp at all? Or maybe i have covid cuz this chz bland AF
February 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
so like… is “Vermont Sharp Cheddar” just the label they slap on when something goes wrong and the New York Sharp Cheddar isn’t hardly sharp at all? Or maybe i have covid cuz this chz bland AF
it’s like I always say/
are you a pessimist or an optimist/
is the glass “almost totally empty”
or “a little tiny bit full”
are you a pessimist or an optimist/
is the glass “almost totally empty”
or “a little tiny bit full”
February 4, 2025 at 12:53 AM
it’s like I always say/
are you a pessimist or an optimist/
is the glass “almost totally empty”
or “a little tiny bit full”
are you a pessimist or an optimist/
is the glass “almost totally empty”
or “a little tiny bit full”
is there already a muscly drag king named “Loofa Rigno” & if not, why not
January 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
is there already a muscly drag king named “Loofa Rigno” & if not, why not
it got rezzed out so here is a closer-up of the ice witch i was ‘supping tother day
January 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
it got rezzed out so here is a closer-up of the ice witch i was ‘supping tother day
since expressions of teutonic culture (cough cough) are apparently en vogue, here’s one of my favorite food-related topological coincidences- how to keep baloney from unflattening when one cooks it : “german bacon” make four lil slits before you heat it
January 21, 2025 at 7:32 PM
since expressions of teutonic culture (cough cough) are apparently en vogue, here’s one of my favorite food-related topological coincidences- how to keep baloney from unflattening when one cooks it : “german bacon” make four lil slits before you heat it
working on a catchphrase… how about “Make Patriotic Americans Not Fucking Morons Again” … it’s for a kinda longish campaign but also pretty important
January 20, 2025 at 4:47 AM
working on a catchphrase… how about “Make Patriotic Americans Not Fucking Morons Again” … it’s for a kinda longish campaign but also pretty important
is it just me or is “I’m not a child, do you want to fight about it?” among the most transparently self-defeating assertions ever?
January 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
is it just me or is “I’m not a child, do you want to fight about it?” among the most transparently self-defeating assertions ever?
easier to trim your fingernails with a toenail clipper, than vice-versa. This is a feature of their relative curvatures, as well as an imperfect example of the “always use the biggest tool possible” maxim.
January 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
easier to trim your fingernails with a toenail clipper, than vice-versa. This is a feature of their relative curvatures, as well as an imperfect example of the “always use the biggest tool possible” maxim.
it’s official- i’ve put a thing here! IDK can i ‘make it a poll’ & don’t want to jinx myself, so:
“comment if you disagree with my assertion that literally no one will ever comment on this”
& PLEASE for all that is good, click that heart if you are a human seeing this, please & thank you.
“comment if you disagree with my assertion that literally no one will ever comment on this”
& PLEASE for all that is good, click that heart if you are a human seeing this, please & thank you.
January 11, 2025 at 4:08 PM
it’s official- i’ve put a thing here! IDK can i ‘make it a poll’ & don’t want to jinx myself, so:
“comment if you disagree with my assertion that literally no one will ever comment on this”
& PLEASE for all that is good, click that heart if you are a human seeing this, please & thank you.
“comment if you disagree with my assertion that literally no one will ever comment on this”
& PLEASE for all that is good, click that heart if you are a human seeing this, please & thank you.