did you go “hey paul, re-post this!” ¶ did he say “you know that’s me, right- I’m Paul”

i think i spotted Q-ey the QR code hiding in the middle… it’s great he found some work in between live CBB tours!

A: a winy little bitch

how about “gristley”? Maybe it’s just me but I always assumed* those bears are called that because they are less-good eatin’ ¶ ¶ *facetiously; did i have to make this explicit?

sorry but if Trump “ruined US credibilty as a global leader” he dunked an alley-oop. As hilarious as it is to use that exact metaphor for these particular individuals, it happens to be literally true.

its perfect b/c at 1ˢᵗ glance this might also be, well, not a *partial* piece of shit, but in fact a complete one

fortunately the literal only version of this bullshit thats ever been in my brain is the david cross cover… the one with the “signup desk is right over there, asshole” part

dammit i missed the cut-off! It took
me too long to turn down my speakers

*limited

This is why even a single dollar of tax money going to a Cybertruck is so viscerally offensive: it's loser shit. We're rewarding not just failure but extraordinary failure. It's the ultimate proof that Elon Musk sucks at business, and should be nowhere near the operations of our government.

my conservative dad spouting off YEARS ago, (probably parroting some garbage heard on Rush Limbo) à la “people don’t HAVE gender, WORDS have gender. People have SEX” just *so* thrilled about the ‘clever’ risque pun & proudly asserting logic of a 3or4 Y.O. “boys have a penis girls have a vagina”

perhaps the very stupidest part of it all is that “Mexico” is part of America… in fact, part of North America. People who are too dumb to string a grammatically correct sentence together forget their country is named “The United States” and America is a continent.

you spelled “country” wrong