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es el vecino el que elige el alcalde y es el alcalde el que quiere que sean los vecinos el alcalde
I see the “criticise screenshotted tweet from Twitter” industry is still in full swing over here. Whipped
December 24, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Chat should I get really into ferments in 2026
December 24, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Is this why Brits keep asking my fiancé if their full board “actually includes” all three meals for all guests
Booked a hotel room for a big wedding anniversary. It was pricey but breakfast included. I’ve had an email from the hotel pointing out that the room rate for two persons includes <drumroll> only one breakfast. I’m genuinely bewildered.
August 12, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Going to an event without my fiancé
June 11, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I am 100% better travelled in Spain than in my own country lol
May 30, 2025 at 5:39 PM
“We never said crime is fine!”
- someone who’s said exactly that multiple times
As a heads up for the political left, people can probably be persuaded by some (many, even) left-coded answers to reducing crime.

But if you make it a choice between "crime is fine, actually, get over it" and right-wing solutions, well, even Duterte would win.
May 30, 2025 at 9:12 AM
It’s so funny to go back to my council estate in Manchester and introduce my Mediterranean, wine-drinking partner to, like, Smackhead Darren from Ridgeway street who used to buy me chewing gum
May 28, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I can pinpoint almost the exact day I stopped living to fight on the computer. Genuinely became a different much chiller person basically overnight
fundamentally every microblogging site will always find itself split between people going "I LIVE TO FIGHT ON THE COMPUTER" and the ones going "huh, I don't"
May 27, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Can’t handle my spirits anymore #twinkdeath
May 27, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Two companies that were selling “AI courses” (how to prompt chatGPT) have fused and are now emailing me as “[name] & [name]” like a gay couple
April 9, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Even on its own stupid merits I cannot make sense of some countries. Does the US really have a big trade deficit with *Syria*?
Look at the countries hit by Trump’s tariffs.
Not Russia
April 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Finding myself wondering if I should bring cheese and olives or a nice bottle of vermouth for a dinner party tonight (I will end up bringing both)
April 5, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Spanish, via Arabic, gave French and English the word ‘tariff’ but doesn’t even use that word to mean tariff

Instead tariff is ‘arancel’, from some obscure Andalusí tax householders could pay to avoid lodging soldiers in their homes
April 5, 2025 at 11:58 AM
This time last month I was sunbathing poolside (in DECEMBER) while a guy on a sax played royalty free songs-that-sound-like-other-songs

We were practically the only people at the hotel given it was December
January 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
First day back after extended Christmas holidays (thank GOD the 6th is a public holiday here)

I had 1200+ (!!!!!!!!) emails
January 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Reposted by Ryan
January 6, 2025 at 9:36 AM
God should not have given me access to gochujang
December 18, 2024 at 6:59 PM
Guy explaining the “who must go?” Assad meme to a girl at this café
December 18, 2024 at 1:54 PM
My fiancé is off to see his mother for a few days, so naturally this was the time the toilet in our second bathroom decided to leak and oblige me to do plumbing
December 17, 2024 at 5:41 PM
Spanish civil servants really will just regurgitate the entire name of a law from rote memory
December 17, 2024 at 4:51 PM
My work’s cesta de navidad this year included an entire leg of jamón ibérico… happy to say I have won the cesta de navidad war with my fiancé this year
December 16, 2024 at 4:25 PM
NO ASEXUAL DISCOURSE WE ARE DONE WITH ASEXUAL DISCOURSE
December 14, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Are there steak obsessives like there are for coffee, wine etc.?

Were people calculating the resting time of Kemi Badenoch’s deliveroo steak and raging at how the steak was RUINED
December 13, 2024 at 4:37 PM
I’ve been riding the high of buying a Dolce & Gabbana Christmas panettone for about a week now, so this is literally true
you actually can fill the void at the core of your being with worldly possessions if you're really, really good at buying stuff
December 12, 2024 at 10:19 PM