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Nimble Nick
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ASOIAF 🍑🧇 • tennis 🎾 • Detroit ‘til 👊
hey can you guys be quiet for a second I’m trying to prove I got the right to please her
June 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Line 🤝 Me
go down
April 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Is there a good channel to livestream Orange Monday? 📉
April 7, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Hey just thought you should know someone is selling pasta sauce using your likeness
March 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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wishing a very happy Feast of the Ass to all who celebrate 🙏
January 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Re-watching a series, and a thought just occurred to me re: story and the passage of time: Recency Bias vs. the Glorification of Youth
December 25, 2024 at 11:38 PM
Lorde’s mom has got us going on
December 12, 2024 at 3:23 PM
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The comment section is giving me life.
December 8, 2024 at 11:10 PM
What would you throw

(っ'-')╮ 三 ⚙️
December 8, 2024 at 4:42 PM
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a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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Bluesky check out my niece cat 🐈‍⬛
November 17, 2024 at 7:41 PM
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THEY DOXXED EA-NĀṢIR
Ea-nāṣir lived in n. 1 Old Street (this is a modern name completely fabricated by Sir Leonard Wooley, the excavator at the time) of area AH. This home was finely built and stood with an area of 110 m2, an average home in this neighborhood being about 70 m2.
November 23, 2024 at 7:26 PM
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welcome to threads! here’s the account i think you should follow 😤

- wheat thins
- wendy’s
- my weird aunt (racist)
- tyler perry
- deadpool
November 28, 2024 at 2:19 PM
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Please just starve the Nazis who've come here of attention by blocking them immediately. Don't give them the quote-dunk engagement they crave because it proves they've gotten to you.
November 26, 2024 at 6:56 PM
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My physical therapist: Hold your arms out and then bend them at a 90-degree angle.

Me: Like Cornholio?

My pt: Yes.
November 26, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Bro, I do not care how carcinogenic the canned cranberry sauce might be. The answer is overwhelmingly it
a little girl is sitting on a couch holding a red apple and says `` this is the food of the gods '' .
Alt: a little girl is sitting on a couch holding a whole stack of previously aluminum canned jellied cranberry sauce and says “this is the food of the gods”
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2024 at 3:46 AM
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(hugging your windshield) why won’t you DEBATE ME
November 24, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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i fuckin love trees. big shoutout to all my tree girlies. my branch babes. my leaf ladies. my wood women. my foliage femmes. my stick sisters.
May 21, 2024 at 12:28 AM
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Tablet of Thunder
Cursed item.
A plastic slab full of the horrified faces of trapped thunder spirits.

Allows you to cast Chain Lightning at 9th level unlimited times. On each use, the caster must roll a d6. On a roll of 1, the tablet immediately casts Fireball at 9th level, centred on itself.
November 23, 2024 at 2:48 PM
where is the pizza

where are the pizzas

tell me

please
where is the woman

where are the women

tell me

please
November 23, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Final three episodes of #Arcane are so soon 🎉😥
November 23, 2024 at 1:45 AM
The belt-to-ass will continue until The Belt upgrades scheduled for the Ninth of February #Lions 🦁
November 21, 2024 at 11:52 PM
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Escalate any disagreement by saying “here we go” whenever someone starts talking
December 13, 2023 at 2:45 PM
Mainline this into my veins and lock the hospital room door

#lorde
Lorde filming on a rooftop in NYC.
November 21, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Me in my Ekko chamber
November 18, 2024 at 6:13 PM