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@risottodazoto.bsky.social
a god/semi-sentient mushroom with delusions of grandeur
https://archiveofourown.org/users/XpaperplaneX
https://archiveofourown.org/users/XpaperplaneX
On track to get some physical and mental health treatment, work is at a manageable level and just 2 and a half weeks until I have 11 days off, and I may have a fic to post tonight! For the first time in a long time, I'm actually feeling pretty good!
December 8, 2025 at 3:20 PM
On track to get some physical and mental health treatment, work is at a manageable level and just 2 and a half weeks until I have 11 days off, and I may have a fic to post tonight! For the first time in a long time, I'm actually feeling pretty good!
I've booked a two night whimsical writing retreat in the mountains for the end of year. Fingers crossed I actually manage to get some writing done!
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I've booked a two night whimsical writing retreat in the mountains for the end of year. Fingers crossed I actually manage to get some writing done!
A little spider has taken up residence on my computer at work 🥰 I'm named him ghost because he's very pale with long spindly legs. He scared the IT guy while he was fixing my printer, which is very justified for making me suffer for so long before bothering to fix it.
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
A little spider has taken up residence on my computer at work 🥰 I'm named him ghost because he's very pale with long spindly legs. He scared the IT guy while he was fixing my printer, which is very justified for making me suffer for so long before bothering to fix it.
Okay but how much snow do I have to wear boots or are clogs still okay oh shit. Hi winter.
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Okay but how much snow do I have to wear boots or are clogs still okay oh shit. Hi winter.
The Mother's blessings upon the friend who puts your age on the wedding RSVP as ~several years younger than you actually are
November 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
The Mother's blessings upon the friend who puts your age on the wedding RSVP as ~several years younger than you actually are
This bookmark note made me cackle. It might be the cold meds talking. If you too need help, go read the Golden Herd. The Mother will guide you.
archiveofourown.org/works/710355...
archiveofourown.org/works/710355...
November 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
This bookmark note made me cackle. It might be the cold meds talking. If you too need help, go read the Golden Herd. The Mother will guide you.
archiveofourown.org/works/710355...
archiveofourown.org/works/710355...
I'm crocheting this sweater and the pattern uses a cross symbol for larger repeats and in my head I say, "Repeat from Jesus". I don't know what's wrong with me. Some people's kids weren't raised right.
November 17, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I'm crocheting this sweater and the pattern uses a cross symbol for larger repeats and in my head I say, "Repeat from Jesus". I don't know what's wrong with me. Some people's kids weren't raised right.
I love that you can mute words right from the post they're in. It's so very handy.
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I love that you can mute words right from the post they're in. It's so very handy.
I dreamt that I saw a psychologist and they prescribed 11 days of mental health leave a year to use as needed. It was really great! And then my alarm went off extra early so I could get gas on the way to work and I had no mental health leave and it was not really great.
October 31, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I dreamt that I saw a psychologist and they prescribed 11 days of mental health leave a year to use as needed. It was really great! And then my alarm went off extra early so I could get gas on the way to work and I had no mental health leave and it was not really great.
I need to be banned from even looking at the free book tables. My to read pile is so far beyond ridiculous.
October 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I need to be banned from even looking at the free book tables. My to read pile is so far beyond ridiculous.
I was barbecuing the other evening and silently commiserating with my fellow stupid pet owner across the alley. Where's the ball? There's the ball! Go get it! No here! Here it is! Here's the ball! No here!
October 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I was barbecuing the other evening and silently commiserating with my fellow stupid pet owner across the alley. Where's the ball? There's the ball! Go get it! No here! Here it is! Here's the ball! No here!
I'M GOING CAMPING IN A CABOOSE!!!!
October 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I'M GOING CAMPING IN A CABOOSE!!!!
It's HR's job to turn on the heat. New HR guy has not turned on the heat. It's cold 😡
October 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
It's HR's job to turn on the heat. New HR guy has not turned on the heat. It's cold 😡
I’m not ready for either, to be honest. I had to turn the outside light on when I left this morning. I may have to wear socks and shoes tomorrow. A tragedy. I’m trying to use up food in the freezer, which is not conducive to collapses of society which say you should have a full freezer.
October 1, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I’m not ready for either, to be honest. I had to turn the outside light on when I left this morning. I may have to wear socks and shoes tomorrow. A tragedy. I’m trying to use up food in the freezer, which is not conducive to collapses of society which say you should have a full freezer.
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Take me home, Rude!! #shinrafuckers #Rdrn
Happy Birthday, @manta.bsky.social! lol, thanks for all the rdrn content <3
Happy Birthday, @manta.bsky.social! lol, thanks for all the rdrn content <3
September 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Take me home, Rude!! #shinrafuckers #Rdrn
Happy Birthday, @manta.bsky.social! lol, thanks for all the rdrn content <3
Happy Birthday, @manta.bsky.social! lol, thanks for all the rdrn content <3
I'm doing my best to get through FFXVI and I can't stop picturing Clive with all his seals of loyalty to this group and that stuck to his outfit like a six year old girl's sticker book.
September 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I'm doing my best to get through FFXVI and I can't stop picturing Clive with all his seals of loyalty to this group and that stuck to his outfit like a six year old girl's sticker book.
New HR guy has mandated electronic paystubs. I assume this is so he doesn't have to learn anyone's name. Maybe if he asks enough times, I'll turn into Alicia. Like when Mogget tries the same piece of cabbage enough times, it turns into cheese.
Maybe new HR guy is secretly a cat.
Maybe new HR guy is secretly a cat.
September 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
New HR guy has mandated electronic paystubs. I assume this is so he doesn't have to learn anyone's name. Maybe if he asks enough times, I'll turn into Alicia. Like when Mogget tries the same piece of cabbage enough times, it turns into cheese.
Maybe new HR guy is secretly a cat.
Maybe new HR guy is secretly a cat.
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Chapter 3: Oh, Barbershop!
It’s alright to have faith in panties. (Don’t worry bsky team, Jenova consents.)
archiveofourown.org/works/710355...
It’s alright to have faith in panties. (Don’t worry bsky team, Jenova consents.)
archiveofourown.org/works/710355...
September 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Chapter 3: Oh, Barbershop!
It’s alright to have faith in panties. (Don’t worry bsky team, Jenova consents.)
archiveofourown.org/works/710355...
It’s alright to have faith in panties. (Don’t worry bsky team, Jenova consents.)
archiveofourown.org/works/710355...
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Oh you assumed the cartoon character getting plowed is consenting because they look happy? How naïve. They're pretending because they were coerced by the other character. There's actually untold amounts of abuse happening to cartoon characters behind the scenes. We must take waifu welfare seriously
September 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Oh you assumed the cartoon character getting plowed is consenting because they look happy? How naïve. They're pretending because they were coerced by the other character. There's actually untold amounts of abuse happening to cartoon characters behind the scenes. We must take waifu welfare seriously
Chapter 2: Shut Up, Johnny
Featuring cock admiration and the question of whether or not Sephiroth has ever had a haircut.
archiveofourown.org/works/710355...
Featuring cock admiration and the question of whether or not Sephiroth has ever had a haircut.
archiveofourown.org/works/710355...
September 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Chapter 2: Shut Up, Johnny
Featuring cock admiration and the question of whether or not Sephiroth has ever had a haircut.
archiveofourown.org/works/710355...
Featuring cock admiration and the question of whether or not Sephiroth has ever had a haircut.
archiveofourown.org/works/710355...
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The Golden Herd
Chapter One: Meat and Meat Byproducts
Chapter One: Meat and Meat Byproducts
September 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The Golden Herd
Chapter One: Meat and Meat Byproducts
Chapter One: Meat and Meat Byproducts
The Golden Herd
Chapter One: Meat and Meat Byproducts
Chapter One: Meat and Meat Byproducts
September 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The Golden Herd
Chapter One: Meat and Meat Byproducts
Chapter One: Meat and Meat Byproducts
Something about Jenovas Witnesses really brings out the excellent chapter titles.
September 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Something about Jenovas Witnesses really brings out the excellent chapter titles.
This is an absolutely fascinating and really well researched book that shines a whole new light on fairy tales. I devoured it whole.
Excitinge newe booke: *Women of the Fairy Tale Resistance: The Forgotten Founding Mothers of the Fairy Tale and the Stories That They Spun*
www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/jane-...
www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/jane-...
Women of the Fairy Tale Resistance
Long before The Brothers Grimm, there was a sisterhood of writers who defied the patriarchy and launched a literary craze with their feminist fairy tales—t...
www.hachettebookgroup.com
September 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
This is an absolutely fascinating and really well researched book that shines a whole new light on fairy tales. I devoured it whole.