Safer Paper
@risottodazoto.bsky.social
a god/semi-sentient mushroom with delusions of grandeur
https://archiveofourown.org/users/XpaperplaneX
https://archiveofourown.org/users/XpaperplaneX
I love that you can mute words right from the post they're in. It's so very handy.
November 7, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I love that you can mute words right from the post they're in. It's so very handy.
I dreamt that I saw a psychologist and they prescribed 11 days of mental health leave a year to use as needed. It was really great! And then my alarm went off extra early so I could get gas on the way to work and I had no mental health leave and it was not really great.
October 31, 2025 at 4:12 AM
I dreamt that I saw a psychologist and they prescribed 11 days of mental health leave a year to use as needed. It was really great! And then my alarm went off extra early so I could get gas on the way to work and I had no mental health leave and it was not really great.
I need to be banned from even looking at the free book tables. My to read pile is so far beyond ridiculous.
October 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
I need to be banned from even looking at the free book tables. My to read pile is so far beyond ridiculous.
I was barbecuing the other evening and silently commiserating with my fellow stupid pet owner across the alley. Where's the ball? There's the ball! Go get it! No here! Here it is! Here's the ball! No here!
October 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I was barbecuing the other evening and silently commiserating with my fellow stupid pet owner across the alley. Where's the ball? There's the ball! Go get it! No here! Here it is! Here's the ball! No here!
I'M GOING CAMPING IN A CABOOSE!!!!
October 17, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I'M GOING CAMPING IN A CABOOSE!!!!
It's HR's job to turn on the heat. New HR guy has not turned on the heat. It's cold 😡
October 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
It's HR's job to turn on the heat. New HR guy has not turned on the heat. It's cold 😡
I’m not ready for either, to be honest. I had to turn the outside light on when I left this morning. I may have to wear socks and shoes tomorrow. A tragedy. I’m trying to use up food in the freezer, which is not conducive to collapses of society which say you should have a full freezer.
October 1, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I’m not ready for either, to be honest. I had to turn the outside light on when I left this morning. I may have to wear socks and shoes tomorrow. A tragedy. I’m trying to use up food in the freezer, which is not conducive to collapses of society which say you should have a full freezer.
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Take me home, Rude!! #shinrafuckers #Rdrn
Happy Birthday, @manta.bsky.social! lol, thanks for all the rdrn content <3
Happy Birthday, @manta.bsky.social! lol, thanks for all the rdrn content <3
September 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Take me home, Rude!! #shinrafuckers #Rdrn
Happy Birthday, @manta.bsky.social! lol, thanks for all the rdrn content <3
Happy Birthday, @manta.bsky.social! lol, thanks for all the rdrn content <3
I'm doing my best to get through FFXVI and I can't stop picturing Clive with all his seals of loyalty to this group and that stuck to his outfit like a six year old girl's sticker book.
September 29, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I'm doing my best to get through FFXVI and I can't stop picturing Clive with all his seals of loyalty to this group and that stuck to his outfit like a six year old girl's sticker book.
New HR guy has mandated electronic paystubs. I assume this is so he doesn't have to learn anyone's name. Maybe if he asks enough times, I'll turn into Alicia. Like when Mogget tries the same piece of cabbage enough times, it turns into cheese.
Maybe new HR guy is secretly a cat.
Maybe new HR guy is secretly a cat.
September 25, 2025 at 8:03 PM
New HR guy has mandated electronic paystubs. I assume this is so he doesn't have to learn anyone's name. Maybe if he asks enough times, I'll turn into Alicia. Like when Mogget tries the same piece of cabbage enough times, it turns into cheese.
Maybe new HR guy is secretly a cat.
Maybe new HR guy is secretly a cat.
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Chapter 3: Oh, Barbershop!
It’s alright to have faith in panties. (Don’t worry bsky team, Jenova consents.)
archiveofourown.org/works/710355...
It’s alright to have faith in panties. (Don’t worry bsky team, Jenova consents.)
archiveofourown.org/works/710355...
September 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Chapter 3: Oh, Barbershop!
It’s alright to have faith in panties. (Don’t worry bsky team, Jenova consents.)
archiveofourown.org/works/710355...
It’s alright to have faith in panties. (Don’t worry bsky team, Jenova consents.)
archiveofourown.org/works/710355...
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Oh you assumed the cartoon character getting plowed is consenting because they look happy? How naïve. They're pretending because they were coerced by the other character. There's actually untold amounts of abuse happening to cartoon characters behind the scenes. We must take waifu welfare seriously
September 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Oh you assumed the cartoon character getting plowed is consenting because they look happy? How naïve. They're pretending because they were coerced by the other character. There's actually untold amounts of abuse happening to cartoon characters behind the scenes. We must take waifu welfare seriously
Chapter 2: Shut Up, Johnny
Featuring cock admiration and the question of whether or not Sephiroth has ever had a haircut.
archiveofourown.org/works/710355...
Featuring cock admiration and the question of whether or not Sephiroth has ever had a haircut.
archiveofourown.org/works/710355...
September 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Chapter 2: Shut Up, Johnny
Featuring cock admiration and the question of whether or not Sephiroth has ever had a haircut.
archiveofourown.org/works/710355...
Featuring cock admiration and the question of whether or not Sephiroth has ever had a haircut.
archiveofourown.org/works/710355...
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The Golden Herd
Chapter One: Meat and Meat Byproducts
Chapter One: Meat and Meat Byproducts
September 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The Golden Herd
Chapter One: Meat and Meat Byproducts
Chapter One: Meat and Meat Byproducts
The Golden Herd
Chapter One: Meat and Meat Byproducts
Chapter One: Meat and Meat Byproducts
September 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The Golden Herd
Chapter One: Meat and Meat Byproducts
Chapter One: Meat and Meat Byproducts
Something about Jenovas Witnesses really brings out the excellent chapter titles.
September 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Something about Jenovas Witnesses really brings out the excellent chapter titles.
This is an absolutely fascinating and really well researched book that shines a whole new light on fairy tales. I devoured it whole.
Excitinge newe booke: *Women of the Fairy Tale Resistance: The Forgotten Founding Mothers of the Fairy Tale and the Stories That They Spun*
www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/jane-...
www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/jane-...
Women of the Fairy Tale Resistance
Long before The Brothers Grimm, there was a sisterhood of writers who defied the patriarchy and launched a literary craze with their feminist fairy tales—t...
www.hachettebookgroup.com
September 13, 2025 at 4:47 AM
This is an absolutely fascinating and really well researched book that shines a whole new light on fairy tales. I devoured it whole.
Update on new HR guy. He sprained his ankle running away from a skunk. I think that says everything that needs to be said about new HR guy.
September 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Update on new HR guy. He sprained his ankle running away from a skunk. I think that says everything that needs to be said about new HR guy.
Hey hey! It’s still Wednesday! I have WIP! It’s like, at least the fourth stupidest thing I’ve written 😅
September 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Hey hey! It’s still Wednesday! I have WIP! It’s like, at least the fourth stupidest thing I’ve written 😅
I found this page of my mom's journal that houses the origin story/inspiration for The Train to the Clouds. (archiveofourown.org/works/617119...) I remember nothing of it except the vendors and not getting to ride the train. You'd think I would remember the condor.
September 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I found this page of my mom's journal that houses the origin story/inspiration for The Train to the Clouds. (archiveofourown.org/works/617119...) I remember nothing of it except the vendors and not getting to ride the train. You'd think I would remember the condor.
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This isn't like the average online petition btw, this is one of those things where if it gets enough signatures, the HOC absolutely must bring it to the floor for discussion. Incredibly important to get on this if you're Canadian.
Canadians! There is a petition to sign to protest Mastercard and Visa's control over the purchase of legal adult content. This is specifically about the Steam & itchio situation, but language protects adult creators.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
#nsfw #censorship #canpoli
@acvalens.net
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
#nsfw #censorship #canpoli
@acvalens.net
Petition e-6695 - Petitions
www.ourcommons.ca
September 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This isn't like the average online petition btw, this is one of those things where if it gets enough signatures, the HOC absolutely must bring it to the floor for discussion. Incredibly important to get on this if you're Canadian.
Now that’s a sexy train. No slow and gentle easing it in.
I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️
"Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
"Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
September 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Now that’s a sexy train. No slow and gentle easing it in.
Phase 2 is complete!
August 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Phase 2 is complete!
PP's life pro tip #55 Don't drink stinging bugs. It's unpleasant for everyone involved. Like and subscribe for more methodically researched advice.
August 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
PP's life pro tip #55 Don't drink stinging bugs. It's unpleasant for everyone involved. Like and subscribe for more methodically researched advice.