Safer Paper
@risottodazoto.bsky.social
a god/semi-sentient mushroom with delusions of grandeur
https://archiveofourown.org/users/XpaperplaneX
https://archiveofourown.org/users/XpaperplaneX
A little spider has taken up residence on my computer at work 🥰 I'm named him ghost because he's very pale with long spindly legs. He scared the IT guy while he was fixing my printer, which is very justified for making me suffer for so long before bothering to fix it.
November 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
A little spider has taken up residence on my computer at work 🥰 I'm named him ghost because he's very pale with long spindly legs. He scared the IT guy while he was fixing my printer, which is very justified for making me suffer for so long before bothering to fix it.
Repeat from Jesus.
November 18, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Repeat from Jesus.
This bookmark note made me cackle. It might be the cold meds talking. If you too need help, go read the Golden Herd. The Mother will guide you.
archiveofourown.org/works/710355...
archiveofourown.org/works/710355...
November 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
This bookmark note made me cackle. It might be the cold meds talking. If you too need help, go read the Golden Herd. The Mother will guide you.
archiveofourown.org/works/710355...
archiveofourown.org/works/710355...
There was an axe for each of us under the sink in case Billy escaped from his house.
October 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
There was an axe for each of us under the sink in case Billy escaped from his house.
I went camping in a caboose! It was even better than expected! I got to sleep in the cupola! I'm making this my annual birthday tradition.
October 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I went camping in a caboose! It was even better than expected! I got to sleep in the cupola! I'm making this my annual birthday tradition.
I found this in my discord that I jot notes down in. I have zero recollection.
October 2, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I found this in my discord that I jot notes down in. I have zero recollection.
I’m not ready for either, to be honest. I had to turn the outside light on when I left this morning. I may have to wear socks and shoes tomorrow. A tragedy. I’m trying to use up food in the freezer, which is not conducive to collapses of society which say you should have a full freezer.
October 1, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I’m not ready for either, to be honest. I had to turn the outside light on when I left this morning. I may have to wear socks and shoes tomorrow. A tragedy. I’m trying to use up food in the freezer, which is not conducive to collapses of society which say you should have a full freezer.
Chapter 3: Oh, Barbershop!
It’s alright to have faith in panties. (Don’t worry bsky team, Jenova consents.)
archiveofourown.org/works/710355...
It’s alright to have faith in panties. (Don’t worry bsky team, Jenova consents.)
archiveofourown.org/works/710355...
September 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Chapter 3: Oh, Barbershop!
It’s alright to have faith in panties. (Don’t worry bsky team, Jenova consents.)
archiveofourown.org/works/710355...
It’s alright to have faith in panties. (Don’t worry bsky team, Jenova consents.)
archiveofourown.org/works/710355...
Chapter 2: Shut Up, Johnny
Featuring cock admiration and the question of whether or not Sephiroth has ever had a haircut.
archiveofourown.org/works/710355...
Featuring cock admiration and the question of whether or not Sephiroth has ever had a haircut.
archiveofourown.org/works/710355...
September 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Chapter 2: Shut Up, Johnny
Featuring cock admiration and the question of whether or not Sephiroth has ever had a haircut.
archiveofourown.org/works/710355...
Featuring cock admiration and the question of whether or not Sephiroth has ever had a haircut.
archiveofourown.org/works/710355...
The Golden Herd
Chapter One: Meat and Meat Byproducts
Chapter One: Meat and Meat Byproducts
September 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
The Golden Herd
Chapter One: Meat and Meat Byproducts
Chapter One: Meat and Meat Byproducts
Something about Jenovas Witnesses really brings out the excellent chapter titles.
September 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Something about Jenovas Witnesses really brings out the excellent chapter titles.
Hey hey! It’s still Wednesday! I have WIP! It’s like, at least the fourth stupidest thing I’ve written 😅
September 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Hey hey! It’s still Wednesday! I have WIP! It’s like, at least the fourth stupidest thing I’ve written 😅
I found this page of my mom's journal that houses the origin story/inspiration for The Train to the Clouds. (archiveofourown.org/works/617119...) I remember nothing of it except the vendors and not getting to ride the train. You'd think I would remember the condor.
September 5, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I found this page of my mom's journal that houses the origin story/inspiration for The Train to the Clouds. (archiveofourown.org/works/617119...) I remember nothing of it except the vendors and not getting to ride the train. You'd think I would remember the condor.
Phase 2 is complete!
August 31, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Phase 2 is complete!
Excuse me sir, your AI is showing...
August 21, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Excuse me sir, your AI is showing...
I'm not religious, so this is my new headcanon for what church is like now.
August 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I'm not religious, so this is my new headcanon for what church is like now.
Date night with me, a god, and a ghost king 🥰
August 4, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Date night with me, a god, and a ghost king 🥰
I dissected a futon mattress today. AFTER disassembling my shower. A grave mistake and I pity anyone who smells me on my way home tomorrow. But I no longer have an uncomfortable futon mattress filled with ancient mouse nests, and so that's pretty good.
July 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I dissected a futon mattress today. AFTER disassembling my shower. A grave mistake and I pity anyone who smells me on my way home tomorrow. But I no longer have an uncomfortable futon mattress filled with ancient mouse nests, and so that's pretty good.
July 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This may not look like much, but it is in fact the best cheesy breadstick filled with brie and honey toasted over a coffee tin toaster that you'll ever eat.
July 17, 2025 at 4:41 AM
This may not look like much, but it is in fact the best cheesy breadstick filled with brie and honey toasted over a coffee tin toaster that you'll ever eat.
Would you look at that! I’m actually working on something on WIP Wednesday!
July 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Would you look at that! I’m actually working on something on WIP Wednesday!
Please, sir, do you have any spare tummy rubs?
July 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Please, sir, do you have any spare tummy rubs?
Cold hard evidence that Mogget has never been fed in his life! I am caught red-handed!
June 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Cold hard evidence that Mogget has never been fed in his life! I am caught red-handed!
Her Butt moved into her new space and promptly stomped on Mogget's tail. Non-Mogget sources might say that he put his tail under Her Butt's foot, but non-Mogget sources are liars.
June 16, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Her Butt moved into her new space and promptly stomped on Mogget's tail. Non-Mogget sources might say that he put his tail under Her Butt's foot, but non-Mogget sources are liars.
They're so cute!! Thank you @wisedo.bsky.social !
June 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
They're so cute!! Thank you @wisedo.bsky.social !