Safer Paper
@risottodazoto.bsky.social
a god/semi-sentient mushroom with delusions of grandeur
https://archiveofourown.org/users/XpaperplaneX
https://archiveofourown.org/users/XpaperplaneX
Who stuck this weird flicking thing to her??? Crime!
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Who stuck this weird flicking thing to her??? Crime!
This sounds absolutely lovely!
November 7, 2025 at 3:15 AM
This sounds absolutely lovely!
Yeah! Just click on the three dots at the bottom and you can select mute words and tags right from there!
November 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Yeah! Just click on the three dots at the bottom and you can select mute words and tags right from there!
You've got this!!! Best of luck to you!
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
You've got this!!! Best of luck to you!
It's very dangerous! I was just trying to wash my coffee cup and my boss was unpacking box upon box going "what genres do you like? Any authors you're interested in? Oh, this looks good." Shelf space, you mad woman! 😭
October 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It's very dangerous! I was just trying to wash my coffee cup and my boss was unpacking box upon box going "what genres do you like? Any authors you're interested in? Oh, this looks good." Shelf space, you mad woman! 😭
Oh no, that's so heart breaking
October 24, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Oh no, that's so heart breaking
Oh cats 🤣 Have you reconsidered your tyrannical roast beef distribution policy yet? The protests will continue until there is justice.
October 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Oh cats 🤣 Have you reconsidered your tyrannical roast beef distribution policy yet? The protests will continue until there is justice.
Just now Mogget and I got into an argument about whether or not he should be allowed to eat razor blades. They sound like cheese, so therefore they must be cheese. Why am I so mean?
It's a good thing they're cute.
It's a good thing they're cute.
October 20, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Just now Mogget and I got into an argument about whether or not he should be allowed to eat razor blades. They sound like cheese, so therefore they must be cheese. Why am I so mean?
It's a good thing they're cute.
It's a good thing they're cute.
Right? RIGHT??? I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!! I may be considered a villain now, but history will absolve me in the end.
October 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Right? RIGHT??? I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!! I may be considered a villain now, but history will absolve me in the end.
There was an axe for each of us under the sink in case Billy escaped from his house.
October 19, 2025 at 3:25 AM
There was an axe for each of us under the sink in case Billy escaped from his house.
I went camping in a caboose! It was even better than expected! I got to sleep in the cupola! I'm making this my annual birthday tradition.
October 19, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I went camping in a caboose! It was even better than expected! I got to sleep in the cupola! I'm making this my annual birthday tradition.
My takeaway is I should tag less and be more belligerent about it.
October 19, 2025 at 3:13 AM
My takeaway is I should tag less and be more belligerent about it.
I’m very sad about needing to wear a jacket and shoes this past week. Please may I have summer again? -1 is too cold for sandals.
October 17, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I’m very sad about needing to wear a jacket and shoes this past week. Please may I have summer again? -1 is too cold for sandals.
I hear you do sometimes forget 😂
October 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I hear you do sometimes forget 😂
You have to tag diameter too. I'm both Imperial and metric. People need to know if it's a big stretch or a beeeeeeeeg stretch or they could be triggered.
October 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
You have to tag diameter too. I'm both Imperial and metric. People need to know if it's a big stretch or a beeeeeeeeg stretch or they could be triggered.
I'm here to help! 😇
October 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I'm here to help! 😇
That's so kind! I woke up to your comments and I'm really glad you're enjoying it!
October 15, 2025 at 1:32 PM
That's so kind! I woke up to your comments and I'm really glad you're enjoying it!
Maybe his socks slipped down and now he's really uncomfortable with his squished up socks under the arches of his feet and is just waiting for a chance to fix them.
October 15, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Maybe his socks slipped down and now he's really uncomfortable with his squished up socks under the arches of his feet and is just waiting for a chance to fix them.