RIP Rantanplan
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RIP Rantanplan
@riprantanplan.bsky.social
me: my supply lines are fine, they're not overstretched

my supply lines:
December 5, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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Why it matters
December 2, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Is...this how Stefan Zweig felt?
Anyway I understand why people might turn their back on it but I am a child in all ways imaginable of late 20th/early 21st century multiculturalism so telling me it was all a lie and never existed/never should exist is insane to me.
September 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Don’t really appreciate your tone
August 28, 2025 at 7:07 PM
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call for no more papers
August 20, 2025 at 8:58 AM
You have to die and be canonized before they even look at your doctoral dissertation these days
August 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Hmm...
August 10, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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“before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.” honestly why? I’m only going to need the one, for the guy I’m getting revenge on
July 12, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Elsevier is sending me death threats
July 11, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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Young academia has no work ethics!

Every German Professor in the 19th century:

9 am got up
10 am breakfast
12 pm instructed my assistants to do my research
1 pm light reading
2 pm lunch
4 pm some writing
6 pm dinner
7 pm theatre
9 pm cigars with friends
11 pm to bed!
June 8, 2025 at 2:51 PM
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April 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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THIS NIGHTMARE
WILL BE IN FULL COLOR
April 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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Seen in the wild.
March 31, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The phenotype of the WWI general is everywhere for those with the eyes to see...
March 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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March 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Someone pointed out that influencers use serotonin/dopamine/cortisol/oxytocin like they’re the four humors and now I can’t stop seeing it
March 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Group Captain John “Paddy” Hemingway, who has died aged 105, was the last surviving pilot of “The Few”, the men of Fighter Command who fought in the Battle of Britain

Read his obituary ⬇️
March 18, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Fitting
March 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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new saddest six word story just dropped
March 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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optimistic about what’s next
March 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
convening with the boys at the schoolyard in the middle of break
March 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Republican establishment: erm guys we should just stay neutral on Ukraine/Russia. Don't openly support Russia.

Trump/Vance:
February 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
February 26, 2025 at 10:52 AM