Rick Similar
@ricksimilar.bsky.social
He/him
Connoisseur of the stupid
Connoisseur of the stupid
Guys it’s my fault the Blue Jays lost. They were winning then I started watching and they lost. I’m sorry Canada and I’m sorry Vladdy
November 2, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Guys it’s my fault the Blue Jays lost. They were winning then I started watching and they lost. I’m sorry Canada and I’m sorry Vladdy
Life can be pretty shit but hockey’s back baby! Go Leafs!
October 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Life can be pretty shit but hockey’s back baby! Go Leafs!
Cancel your Disney+ and Hulu and ESPN.
Complaining online while still giving them money is useless.
It sucks, hockey season is just around the corner and I was in the midst of a rewatch of Simpsons and King of the Hill.
But they don’t deserve our money.
Complaining online while still giving them money is useless.
It sucks, hockey season is just around the corner and I was in the midst of a rewatch of Simpsons and King of the Hill.
But they don’t deserve our money.
September 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Cancel your Disney+ and Hulu and ESPN.
Complaining online while still giving them money is useless.
It sucks, hockey season is just around the corner and I was in the midst of a rewatch of Simpsons and King of the Hill.
But they don’t deserve our money.
Complaining online while still giving them money is useless.
It sucks, hockey season is just around the corner and I was in the midst of a rewatch of Simpsons and King of the Hill.
But they don’t deserve our money.
I was not aware that acknowledging the irony of a man’s rhetoric defending his own murder is tantamount to celebrating and endorsing his death. The more you know.
September 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I was not aware that acknowledging the irony of a man’s rhetoric defending his own murder is tantamount to celebrating and endorsing his death. The more you know.
Rewatching Twin Peaks with the Z to A collection summed up
April 28, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Rewatching Twin Peaks with the Z to A collection summed up
Many people are saying that the Tesla vandalism is in actuality a false-flag operation. Could this be insurance fraud? Interesting. Tracing…
March 18, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Many people are saying that the Tesla vandalism is in actuality a false-flag operation. Could this be insurance fraud? Interesting. Tracing…
Frustratingly, I always envisioned evil overlords as, well, sort of cool in their own way. Badasses. I thought whoever could take over the world would be a force of nature and charisma.
I’m not strong or tough but I could beat Elon up. If you’re reading this, you could too. He’s a wimp. A loser.
I’m not strong or tough but I could beat Elon up. If you’re reading this, you could too. He’s a wimp. A loser.
January 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Frustratingly, I always envisioned evil overlords as, well, sort of cool in their own way. Badasses. I thought whoever could take over the world would be a force of nature and charisma.
I’m not strong or tough but I could beat Elon up. If you’re reading this, you could too. He’s a wimp. A loser.
I’m not strong or tough but I could beat Elon up. If you’re reading this, you could too. He’s a wimp. A loser.
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[roof of mouth melting off] i love french bread pizzas so much
January 24, 2025 at 12:45 AM
[roof of mouth melting off] i love french bread pizzas so much
There has never been a more influential, important, and ✨earnest✨ filmmaker in my life than David Lynch. A true pioneer and legend. This one hurts more than most.
January 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
There has never been a more influential, important, and ✨earnest✨ filmmaker in my life than David Lynch. A true pioneer and legend. This one hurts more than most.
I just got an ad where the advertiser guy was reacting to someone else’s reaction video of some other person’s content.
Please, murder me.
Please, murder me.
January 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I just got an ad where the advertiser guy was reacting to someone else’s reaction video of some other person’s content.
Please, murder me.
Please, murder me.
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enough "clockwise". now is the time of "clockfoolish"
December 30, 2024 at 7:01 AM
enough "clockwise". now is the time of "clockfoolish"
I don’t believe I have ever used an egg timer for eggs
December 30, 2024 at 7:35 PM
I don’t believe I have ever used an egg timer for eggs
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CRISIS OF INFINITE SCROOGES where all the Ebenezer Scrooges from all the filmed adaptations team up to save the UR-TIM, the primordial Tiny Tim at the core of existence
December 25, 2024 at 12:14 AM
CRISIS OF INFINITE SCROOGES where all the Ebenezer Scrooges from all the filmed adaptations team up to save the UR-TIM, the primordial Tiny Tim at the core of existence
I hate when people ASSUME I know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen and Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen
December 25, 2024 at 12:23 AM
I hate when people ASSUME I know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen and Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen
My OC could beat up Batman, just saying
December 24, 2024 at 7:05 PM
My OC could beat up Batman, just saying
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i'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and i'm all out of love, i'm so lost without you. i know you were right, believing for so long
December 23, 2024 at 5:41 AM
i'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and i'm all out of love, i'm so lost without you. i know you were right, believing for so long
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one errand that i need to run: it's not worth making a whole ass trip for just one thing
two or more errands: whoa this is kinda overwhelming i can't take on this much at once
two or more errands: whoa this is kinda overwhelming i can't take on this much at once
December 23, 2024 at 10:08 PM
one errand that i need to run: it's not worth making a whole ass trip for just one thing
two or more errands: whoa this is kinda overwhelming i can't take on this much at once
two or more errands: whoa this is kinda overwhelming i can't take on this much at once
Unreal how much Bluesky feels like what I want out of actual social media with like, I don’t know, an assortment of random people’s thoughts, some serious news and pop culture updates, cool art, and sports fans getting together.
Oh, no fucking fascist overlord manbabies is cool too.
Oh, no fucking fascist overlord manbabies is cool too.
December 23, 2024 at 9:03 AM
Unreal how much Bluesky feels like what I want out of actual social media with like, I don’t know, an assortment of random people’s thoughts, some serious news and pop culture updates, cool art, and sports fans getting together.
Oh, no fucking fascist overlord manbabies is cool too.
Oh, no fucking fascist overlord manbabies is cool too.
LGBT: what’s your favorite kind of cheese? Weird question for someone with like no folllowers but genuinely curious
December 22, 2024 at 8:45 AM
LGBT: what’s your favorite kind of cheese? Weird question for someone with like no folllowers but genuinely curious
Ngl loving the vibe from everyone post-billionaire assasination
Memes and jokes about the cretin that will no longer stain our streets and genuine admiration for a complete mystery man
How on earth did people just realize someone owning 12 homes while others die is a morally bankrupt society?
Memes and jokes about the cretin that will no longer stain our streets and genuine admiration for a complete mystery man
How on earth did people just realize someone owning 12 homes while others die is a morally bankrupt society?
December 5, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Ngl loving the vibe from everyone post-billionaire assasination
Memes and jokes about the cretin that will no longer stain our streets and genuine admiration for a complete mystery man
How on earth did people just realize someone owning 12 homes while others die is a morally bankrupt society?
Memes and jokes about the cretin that will no longer stain our streets and genuine admiration for a complete mystery man
How on earth did people just realize someone owning 12 homes while others die is a morally bankrupt society?
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gonna watch a movie. there better not be any goofy shit
November 20, 2024 at 10:47 PM
gonna watch a movie. there better not be any goofy shit