Atrocity Winery
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Located in scenic Restarea, North Carolina, Atrocity Winery and Dry Cleaning has been aware of the Better Business Bureau since 1973.
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THE TOOTH FAIRY: (a fairy who collects children’s teeth) so that RFK is weird huh?
October 28, 2025 at 4:06 AM
THE TOOTH FAIRY: (a fairy who collects children’s teeth) so that RFK is weird huh?
Help Atrocity Winery give back to the community with our Fall fuck fundraiser. If you have a fuck to give, please donate it to those who are out of fucks. If you are unable to give a fuck, at least help spread the word by sharing this message with friends, family, and colleagues.
October 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Help Atrocity Winery give back to the community with our Fall fuck fundraiser. If you have a fuck to give, please donate it to those who are out of fucks. If you are unable to give a fuck, at least help spread the word by sharing this message with friends, family, and colleagues.
Technicolor Yawn 2024 is a red blend made from all the bottles from our unsold 2023 inventory. The result is a bold emetic with distinct notes of recycled pine coffin and bear repellent. It has a nose like a clown. Pairs well with week-old room temperature raw shrimp or beer battered fruit bat.
February 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Technicolor Yawn 2024 is a red blend made from all the bottles from our unsold 2023 inventory. The result is a bold emetic with distinct notes of recycled pine coffin and bear repellent. It has a nose like a clown. Pairs well with week-old room temperature raw shrimp or beer battered fruit bat.
Château de Prostituer 2022 is an incongruous Grenache with notes of citrus, aluminum siding, and snozzberries. The bouquet of hydrogen sulfide is a nod to Vintner Hugh Janus' apprenticeship in the state penitentiary. The acidity and brown hue pair well with an expired off-brand canned meat product.
January 30, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Château de Prostituer 2022 is an incongruous Grenache with notes of citrus, aluminum siding, and snozzberries. The bouquet of hydrogen sulfide is a nod to Vintner Hugh Janus' apprenticeship in the state penitentiary. The acidity and brown hue pair well with an expired off-brand canned meat product.
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Stockholm syndrome is just a fancy word for families.
December 12, 2024 at 1:41 PM
Stockholm syndrome is just a fancy word for families.
Life is full of regrets, so you probably have room for one more. "Manky Monkey" is our 2023 Merlot made with grapes grown on what should have been declared an EPA Superfund site. The structure of this wine suggests multiple building code violations. Awkward and barnyardy.
January 15, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Life is full of regrets, so you probably have room for one more. "Manky Monkey" is our 2023 Merlot made with grapes grown on what should have been declared an EPA Superfund site. The structure of this wine suggests multiple building code violations. Awkward and barnyardy.
Looking for a superb dry white wine? Why not instead try Atrocity Vineyards' 2024 Pinot Blanc, "Corkey Clam." With malodorous aromas of wet dog and a decaying mouse in the baseboards, this austere white hits your palate with notes of burnt match followed by a long finish of acid reflux.
January 14, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Looking for a superb dry white wine? Why not instead try Atrocity Vineyards' 2024 Pinot Blanc, "Corkey Clam." With malodorous aromas of wet dog and a decaying mouse in the baseboards, this austere white hits your palate with notes of burnt match followed by a long finish of acid reflux.
Our new red blend, Worst Case Scenario, has been released! This aggressive offering pairs well with stripping old paint or writing an incomprehensible manifesto. Less than mild notes of mildew and dead seagull tears.
January 13, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Our new red blend, Worst Case Scenario, has been released! This aggressive offering pairs well with stripping old paint or writing an incomprehensible manifesto. Less than mild notes of mildew and dead seagull tears.
No idea why some ppl call Bluesky an echo chamber. After I make a post I get dead silence.
January 13, 2025 at 4:31 AM
No idea why some ppl call Bluesky an echo chamber. After I make a post I get dead silence.
March 31, 2025
4 Star General: Today, the armed forces of the United States have launched Operation Chucklefuck, the invasion of Greenland. As you know, Greenland is vital for our national security; how we made it this long without it I will never know.
4 Star General: Today, the armed forces of the United States have launched Operation Chucklefuck, the invasion of Greenland. As you know, Greenland is vital for our national security; how we made it this long without it I will never know.
January 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
March 31, 2025
4 Star General: Today, the armed forces of the United States have launched Operation Chucklefuck, the invasion of Greenland. As you know, Greenland is vital for our national security; how we made it this long without it I will never know.
4 Star General: Today, the armed forces of the United States have launched Operation Chucklefuck, the invasion of Greenland. As you know, Greenland is vital for our national security; how we made it this long without it I will never know.
Not all gyros have capers.
January 12, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Not all gyros have capers.
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stop with the ppl wearing glasses are smart trope. we literally have to fail a test to get these.
January 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
stop with the ppl wearing glasses are smart trope. we literally have to fail a test to get these.
If you think my sheets are bad, imagine the dozens that I didn't think were good enough to send?
Bluesky: Are you sure you want to discard this draft?
Me: Its one of the few things in life I am sure about.
Bluesky: Are you sure you want to discard this draft?
Me: Its one of the few things in life I am sure about.
January 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
If you think my sheets are bad, imagine the dozens that I didn't think were good enough to send?
Bluesky: Are you sure you want to discard this draft?
Me: Its one of the few things in life I am sure about.
Bluesky: Are you sure you want to discard this draft?
Me: Its one of the few things in life I am sure about.
Ah, but I forget myself. And my car keys.
January 10, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Ah, but I forget myself. And my car keys.
Me, looking around at Bluesky: Of all the groups of people that I have ever associated with, this has definitely been one of them.
January 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Me, looking around at Bluesky: Of all the groups of people that I have ever associated with, this has definitely been one of them.
The unit of currency in Vietnam is the dong.
From Wikipedia: "On 14 September 1985, the dong was revalued again, with one new dong worth 10 old dong."
From Wikipedia: "On 14 September 1985, the dong was revalued again, with one new dong worth 10 old dong."
January 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
The unit of currency in Vietnam is the dong.
From Wikipedia: "On 14 September 1985, the dong was revalued again, with one new dong worth 10 old dong."
From Wikipedia: "On 14 September 1985, the dong was revalued again, with one new dong worth 10 old dong."
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There’s been so many days in a row lately
January 9, 2025 at 5:35 AM
There’s been so many days in a row lately
The Portuguese are a proud people with many quaint customs.
an inflatable unicorn is standing in the snow next to a snow blower
Alt: an inflatable unicorn is standing in the snow next to a snow blower
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January 10, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The Portuguese are a proud people with many quaint customs.
Just finished my session. Not so sure if it did me any good, but after listening to my problems for 50 minutes I think the therapist feels better about herself.
January 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Just finished my session. Not so sure if it did me any good, but after listening to my problems for 50 minutes I think the therapist feels better about herself.
Late Xmas joke:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No, its the grink.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No, its the grink.
January 8, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Late Xmas joke:
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No, its the grink.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No, its the grink.
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the trick is to preface it with "With all due respect" and then they can't get mad. It's the law.
January 8, 2025 at 1:50 PM
the trick is to preface it with "With all due respect" and then they can't get mad. It's the law.
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Due to orca attacks owning a yacht has become a nightmare. All I wanted was a floating palace I could take into International waters beyond the reach of all laws. But orcas have ruined the innocent joy of committing legal crimes at sea
January 8, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Due to orca attacks owning a yacht has become a nightmare. All I wanted was a floating palace I could take into International waters beyond the reach of all laws. But orcas have ruined the innocent joy of committing legal crimes at sea