Then let’s detonate a nuclear weapon in it to make it radioactive.

Our team has gotta score more points than the other one if they ever hope to win this.

Half empty? Half full? "Aw-full?"

You gotta give yourself credit if you accomplished something. Check it off like a champion.

That Czechs out.

"And if things keep improving, I'll be yelling the N-word in public by the end of 2025."

Red is a classic color, and its my favorite crayon flavor.

Red is also the color of our new red blend, "Worst Case Scenario."

I am waiting for the statute of limitations to run out before I admit stuff.

4⭐G: Above all, the American people need to know that we are the good guys. We are simply muppet-fucking a peaceful, democratic Greenland because our top political leaders have doubts about their own manhood. The enormous costs and any lost lives are surely worth spending on such a glorious cause.

4⭐ G: Once we have secured Greenland, we can establish US military bases. But we probably won't because we had US military bases there before our invasion. However, now those bases will be on US soil and subject to every American regulation and law. [turns to aid] Did we think this through?

But its pronounced like they do in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. ("Ka-nig-it")

Tomorrow: pants?

You know your brand is bulletproof when it becomes synonymous with poison but sales never dip.