Rich Mahogany
@richmahogany.bsky.social
Internationally ✨published ✨ skeeter
Award-Winning Chocolate Chip Cookie Historian
I want my autobiography to sound like absolute bullshit, and I want it illustrated by Garth Williams.
Award-Winning Chocolate Chip Cookie Historian
I want my autobiography to sound like absolute bullshit, and I want it illustrated by Garth Williams.
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The default posture of the Democrats to the GOP is the “fever will break.” That’s been their stance for over 40 years, meanwhile the fucking patient (America) is almost dead.
December 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
The default posture of the Democrats to the GOP is the “fever will break.” That’s been their stance for over 40 years, meanwhile the fucking patient (America) is almost dead.
At a luxury party at the mall, tending my stores table. Nobody’s talking to me rn, but I’m in the background of all these media photos looking at pictures of my dog on my phone
December 5, 2025 at 3:37 AM
At a luxury party at the mall, tending my stores table. Nobody’s talking to me rn, but I’m in the background of all these media photos looking at pictures of my dog on my phone
LOL
NOROFLK, Va. (AP) — Grand jury rejects new mortgage fraud indictment against New York Attorney General Letitia James, AP source says.
December 4, 2025 at 11:52 PM
LOL
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This is so fun, the court is “supposed to assume good-faith” by the legislature that is purposefully trying to dilute the vote of democratic voters, which is a massive overlap with minority voters. Why tf would you “assume good faith” EVER about ANYTHING. Do judges do that in criminal court?
BREAKING: The Supreme Court has cleared the way for Texas to use a new congressional map that could help Republicans win five more U.S. House seats in the 2026 midterms. A lower court found the map is likely unconstitutional for discriminating based on race
www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
www.documentcloud.org/documents/26...
25A608 Order
www.documentcloud.org
December 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
This is so fun, the court is “supposed to assume good-faith” by the legislature that is purposefully trying to dilute the vote of democratic voters, which is a massive overlap with minority voters. Why tf would you “assume good faith” EVER about ANYTHING. Do judges do that in criminal court?
So many people are so scared of just saying “I don’t think AI works, or is good” because they ultimately don’t understand it well enough to just put ten toes down on the subject. They say all sorts of wishy-washy things that still just make them sound like they don’t know what they’re talking about!
December 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
So many people are so scared of just saying “I don’t think AI works, or is good” because they ultimately don’t understand it well enough to just put ten toes down on the subject. They say all sorts of wishy-washy things that still just make them sound like they don’t know what they’re talking about!
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“What are your intentions with my country?”
December 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
“What are your intentions with my country?”
What was the context for this photo, this facial expression?
December 4, 2025 at 7:16 PM
What was the context for this photo, this facial expression?
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TRYING TO FLIP” THE BOAT MEANS THE BOAT WAS CAPSIZED AND THEY WERE SHIPWRECKED IN THE WATER.
Q: What did you see in the second strike?
Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
December 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
TRYING TO FLIP” THE BOAT MEANS THE BOAT WAS CAPSIZED AND THEY WERE SHIPWRECKED IN THE WATER.
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This week's Onion issue from 20 years ago contains one of my all-time favorite headlines: "Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan."
I love all the wordplay: "rufflelutionaries," "cheesekeeping forces," "funyunmentalists," and more.
onion20.substack.com/p/2005-frito...
I love all the wordplay: "rufflelutionaries," "cheesekeeping forces," "funyunmentalists," and more.
onion20.substack.com/p/2005-frito...
December 4, 2025 at 3:03 PM
This week's Onion issue from 20 years ago contains one of my all-time favorite headlines: "Fritolaysia Cuts Off Chiplomatic Relations With Snakistan."
I love all the wordplay: "rufflelutionaries," "cheesekeeping forces," "funyunmentalists," and more.
onion20.substack.com/p/2005-frito...
I love all the wordplay: "rufflelutionaries," "cheesekeeping forces," "funyunmentalists," and more.
onion20.substack.com/p/2005-frito...
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When I talk about having ambitions as a dad, understand that under no circumstances am I taking about my relationship with my children. I am talking about sneezing louder
December 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM
When I talk about having ambitions as a dad, understand that under no circumstances am I taking about my relationship with my children. I am talking about sneezing louder
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For the next two weeks we will be fundraising for our winter ministry project … consider partnering with our local ministry in providing grocery gift cards for the community venmo.com/u/solomon-MI...
November 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
For the next two weeks we will be fundraising for our winter ministry project … consider partnering with our local ministry in providing grocery gift cards for the community venmo.com/u/solomon-MI...
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Real Estate: Look Who You’ve Become
December 4, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Real Estate: Look Who You’ve Become
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he's gotta go
Jeffries: "The border is secure. That's a good thing. It happened on his watch. He wants to claim credit for it, of course he'll get credit for that. In terms of making sure that we actually deal with the issues that matter, including on immigration, there's a lot that's left to be desired."
December 3, 2025 at 7:12 PM
he's gotta go
TikTok is suggesting my ex, “From Your Contacts” yeah Buddy is she blocked in those contacts?? She IS?! Why would that register to you as someone to suggest.
December 3, 2025 at 11:38 PM
TikTok is suggesting my ex, “From Your Contacts” yeah Buddy is she blocked in those contacts?? She IS?! Why would that register to you as someone to suggest.
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I'm going to walk into Lake Michigan
Jeffries claims the charges against Cueller were "very thin" and says Trump's pardon was "exactly the right outcome"
December 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I'm going to walk into Lake Michigan
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Let's be clear: no Republicans in seats Trump won by less than 10pts is safe.
We're coming for all of them.
We're coming for all of them.
December 3, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Let's be clear: no Republicans in seats Trump won by less than 10pts is safe.
We're coming for all of them.
We're coming for all of them.
The default pickup, the one “closest” to my store, if I don’t move it before booking a Lyft…is Nordstrom’s garbage
December 3, 2025 at 3:20 AM
The default pickup, the one “closest” to my store, if I don’t move it before booking a Lyft…is Nordstrom’s garbage
Maaaaaaaaan don’t add his age with a comma you got my hopes up
hard to fall asleep while being fellated by so many people but Captain Sundown is built different newrepublic.com/post/203865/...
Trump, 79, Repeatedly Falls Asleep in His Own Cabinet Meeting
Donald Trump can no longer stay awake in his own meetings.
newrepublic.com
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Maaaaaaaaan don’t add his age with a comma you got my hopes up
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He’s gesturing to a sleeping man as he says “He’s the only leader in the world who can help end [the war in Ukraine].”
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
He’s gesturing to a sleeping man as he says “He’s the only leader in the world who can help end [the war in Ukraine].”
Hakeem Jeffries sucks fucking shit
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Hakeem Jeffries sucks fucking shit
Target has lost $22 billion of value since January 20th looooooooool like 1/3rd.
December 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Target has lost $22 billion of value since January 20th looooooooool like 1/3rd.
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I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I have come to the idea that we have to collectively, brutally, ritualistically kill Target just to show capital that we truly aren’t fucking around.
One time in college I threw a house party and 200 people showed up and someone stole my beard trimmer from the bathroom drawers and I’d have been happy for him to keep it as long as I’d gotten to point out that at the time I didn’t have a beard. Cool have fun!
December 1, 2025 at 11:08 PM
One time in college I threw a house party and 200 people showed up and someone stole my beard trimmer from the bathroom drawers and I’d have been happy for him to keep it as long as I’d gotten to point out that at the time I didn’t have a beard. Cool have fun!