Rich Bishop
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Director withdigital
BCS Council and Chartered IT Professional
Chair of Cawston Parish Council
Fellow RSA
Liveryman WCIT
Freeman City of London
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EBU: It's broadcasters, not countries

Also EBU:

#Eurovision
December 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Consistent average HR...
... With a couple more minutes in the 80% range

Slow and steady progress 😬

That better for you @raekul.bsky.social ? 😜
July 30, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Back in the saddle... Literally 🚴
July 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Thanks Gemini 🧐
July 14, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Ruin a movie title by replacing one word with butthole.

Dude, Where's My Butthole?
Ruin a movie title by replacing one word with butthole.

The Butthole Redemption.
Ruin a movie title by replacing one word with butthole

Desperately seeking butthole
June 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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June 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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This is something I DEFINITELY needed to see! 😱😍
June 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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I am not a doctor, but I am confident that if you use the "biometric scanning" feature included with the Trump Mobile telehealth benefit, which advertises "27/7 access" to doctors "all from your own homw," to determine your heart rate and blood oxygen, you are 100 percent going to die
June 16, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Today, the Government launches plans to fast-track driverless vehicle trials in the UK.

One of the companies involved says London presents a big challenge:

“It has seven times more jaywalkers than San Francisco.”

Except… it doesn't. 🧵
June 10, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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So my mum decided to try using Uber. Long story short, she downloaded the wrong app and has accidentally signed up as a driver
May 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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a very valid reaction to getting 12 points from a weird little Italian mouse. #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
More green room??

Where's the Celine room????

#Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Wot, no Celine?
#Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Oh god France's entry does look like explosive diarrhoea, doesn't it? #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
3x #Eurovision votes each from me, for...

Netherlands 🇳🇱
Finland 🇫🇮
Germany 🇩🇪
Denmark 🇩🇰
Sweden 🇸🇪
France 🇫🇷
May 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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EBU: We don't like you using the word "Kant." Can you please tone it down?

Malta: sure ok.

#Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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The absolute knobheads censored Malta. Bunch of Kants #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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Greece channeling the look and vibe of every 20-something "marketing assistant" I've ever had to work with.

Any minute now she's going to ask me to change a font to something impossible to read.

#Eurovision
May 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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The BSL during Finland was sensational #Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
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Switzerland: "Do a Mexican Wave."

The audience: "No."

#Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Song 9. For Sir Terry 🍷

#Eurovision
May 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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An interview with #Eurovision host Hazel Brugger but it keeps getting more chaotic 🤪
May 16, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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the more I see of Hazel Brugger (the Swiss comedian hosting Eurovision), the more I'm convinced the costume is her choice - like, she turned up with it this morning and said "I'm wearing this, and you can't stop me" #esc #eurovision
May 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM