Adeptes Afartes
@rhymenoserousrex.bsky.social
Cis bi male from Earth with a history degree that I mainly use to argue online. I read a lot, I play games, I cook, I am learning to paint minis. Systems Engineer, Geek.
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On the whole audio book debate, there are pros for both
Printed word: it’s much easier to roll back on a paragraph to better understand authorial intent.
Audio book: you find out you’ve been mispronouncing the word “niche” in everyday conversation for the last seven years.
Printed word: it’s much easier to roll back on a paragraph to better understand authorial intent.
Audio book: you find out you’ve been mispronouncing the word “niche” in everyday conversation for the last seven years.
Republicans slowly soft soaping pedophilia so their special boy can stay in power.
November 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Republicans slowly soft soaping pedophilia so their special boy can stay in power.
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watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
July 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
This has to be a bit right?
November 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
This has to be a bit right?
Doomers judging how people peacefully protest various things “you gotta throw molotovs” are fucking weird when you consider they are probably posting that from their living room.
Like sure dancing doesn’t change what’s happening but it highlights how stupid the “war” footing ice is on is.
Like sure dancing doesn’t change what’s happening but it highlights how stupid the “war” footing ice is on is.
November 12, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Doomers judging how people peacefully protest various things “you gotta throw molotovs” are fucking weird when you consider they are probably posting that from their living room.
Like sure dancing doesn’t change what’s happening but it highlights how stupid the “war” footing ice is on is.
Like sure dancing doesn’t change what’s happening but it highlights how stupid the “war” footing ice is on is.
Here’s my indictment of American politics: Trump could rape a tween on stage at the RNC televised on CSPAN and his core would still vote for him because he hates who they hate. We’re a fundamentally broken society, at least when it comes to ethics.
November 12, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Here’s my indictment of American politics: Trump could rape a tween on stage at the RNC televised on CSPAN and his core would still vote for him because he hates who they hate. We’re a fundamentally broken society, at least when it comes to ethics.
Dear Arbies, I don’t know how you made a fried mozzarella stick taste bad but I applaud the hustle it took to get you there.
November 11, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Dear Arbies, I don’t know how you made a fried mozzarella stick taste bad but I applaud the hustle it took to get you there.
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
Trying to figure out who’s the more embarrassing poster: gen Z puriteens or older GenX reply guys.
November 6, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Trying to figure out who’s the more embarrassing poster: gen Z puriteens or older GenX reply guys.
I can’t speak to religion of peace but I do know this country theoretically made up of Christian’s bombed two countries to death over this while Osama was in a third country.
"How's that 'Religion of Peace' workin for ya?" every racist goes, not realizing that the phrase was basically coined by George W. Bush
November 6, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I can’t speak to religion of peace but I do know this country theoretically made up of Christian’s bombed two countries to death over this while Osama was in a third country.
Dear Mark Cuban, if you insist on being seen as one of the good ones put your money where your mouth is and give me a million dollars.
November 5, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Dear Mark Cuban, if you insist on being seen as one of the good ones put your money where your mouth is and give me a million dollars.
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Y’all hear bout Dick Cheney this fine Tuesday morning
November 4, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Y’all hear bout Dick Cheney this fine Tuesday morning
How roma… wait what?
October 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
How roma… wait what?
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
Bluesky silenced trans voices over J.K. Rowling, here’s why
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
bit.ly
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
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EVERGREEN
October 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
EVERGREEN
Just a quick reminder: Mainlime Journalists and Journalism has been 100% captured. The Dan Rather and Cronkite era is over.
Following MTG's lengthy CNN sitdown interview, Wolf Blitzer tells her:
"You‘re a courageous politician, but more important, a loving mother. Thanks very much for coming in. We hope you‘ll come back here in the Situation Room."
"You‘re a courageous politician, but more important, a loving mother. Thanks very much for coming in. We hope you‘ll come back here in the Situation Room."
October 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Just a quick reminder: Mainlime Journalists and Journalism has been 100% captured. The Dan Rather and Cronkite era is over.
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THE US GOVERNMENT HAS SHUT DOWN. I, STARSCREAM, AM NOW YOUR LEADER.
October 1, 2025 at 4:02 AM
THE US GOVERNMENT HAS SHUT DOWN. I, STARSCREAM, AM NOW YOUR LEADER.
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Folks we just got it off the wire that the National Guardsmen deployed to Chicago may qualify for hazard pay for being subjected to Chicago Style pizza.
October 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Folks we just got it off the wire that the National Guardsmen deployed to Chicago may qualify for hazard pay for being subjected to Chicago Style pizza.
I love guys like this, in this thread he states people aren’t doing enough by not making molotovs and chucking them in the streets: note this is something he clearly doesn’t have time to do himself because he’s too busy posting through it.
October 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I love guys like this, in this thread he states people aren’t doing enough by not making molotovs and chucking them in the streets: note this is something he clearly doesn’t have time to do himself because he’s too busy posting through it.
It has always given me great pleasure to let people know that the dept of ungentlemanly warfare was an actual thing. It’s so …. British.
People joke but I remember the story of how Roald Dahl, as part of the Department of Ungentlemanly Warfare, was sent to the US on an influence mission where he was supposed to seduce a prominent socialite.
He *BEGGED* to be taken off the assignment b/c she fucked him *dry*.
He *BEGGED* to be taken off the assignment b/c she fucked him *dry*.
“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man
October 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
It has always given me great pleasure to let people know that the dept of ungentlemanly warfare was an actual thing. It’s so …. British.
As someone who used to work for EOUSA as a contractor and got laid off, I look at the trump Tylenol thing with a certain sadistic glee because I know a bunch of US Attorneys suddenly got a migraine thinking about the bevy of lawsuits that are about to roll in.
September 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
As someone who used to work for EOUSA as a contractor and got laid off, I look at the trump Tylenol thing with a certain sadistic glee because I know a bunch of US Attorneys suddenly got a migraine thinking about the bevy of lawsuits that are about to roll in.
Disney+ canceled. If the only vote that matters in America anymore is money than consider my ballot cast.
September 20, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Disney+ canceled. If the only vote that matters in America anymore is money than consider my ballot cast.