Mike Puterbaugh
mike.puterbaugh.net
Mike Puterbaugh
@mike.puterbaugh.net
I’m Mike
Get out of here, Circulatory System! Kitchen staff only!
Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.
November 10, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Reposted by Mike Puterbaugh
Motherfuckers better not text me for $15 to "help them fight"
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Even in the interpretation of events most favorable to Schumer--he wanted the party to hold out, but a small D contingent felt their constituents needed more immediate relief--he's STILL an incompetent and ineffective party leader.
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
what the fuck
November 9, 2025 at 11:49 PM
1989 gave us some great music but also saw New Kids On The Block release “Hangin’ Tough”, a single that’s aesthetically indistinguishable from Antony Carmichael’s “The Rapping Song” from Look Around You
October 30, 2025 at 1:18 PM
The NY Post's attempts to make a scandal out of Mamdani calling his father's cousin "aunt" just underscores how little contact Post editors and readers must have with their own families, immediate or otherwise.
October 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
You can’t even send a SBemail that says “If you hate Homsar so much, why don't you kill him” anymore. Because of Algorithm
October 28, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Reposted by Mike Puterbaugh
i made a helpful reference
September 24, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The Platner scandal just demonstrates how important it is that political candidates should have to campaign in the nude
October 22, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Can’t storm the palace and depose the tyrant if the palace is already demolished 😉👈
October 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I wash my bread knife 5 times a day
October 20, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The thing about the massive AWS service outages we get about twice a year is that they’d almost certainly be more frequent & longer if each company built & ran its own infrastructure
October 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
go ahead. keep air dropping "AI Diarrhea " on us. it only makes our opinions Better.
October 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
No more kings, please, we’ve eaten enough already
October 18, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Cheers to Amazon as they launch the Fire TV Stick 4K Select today, the first to run their Vega OS — or, as it’s known in Japan, Balrog OS
October 15, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The cherry-picked anonymous cops that serve as the basis for Bari’s story probably do think it’s spelled that way. Zero Pinocchios.
October 13, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Under a sympathetic mayor like Giuliani or Adams, they don’t do the job because they don’t have to.
Under a contentious mayor like De Blasio or Mamdani, they don’t do the job because they don’t want to.
the thing is, cops don’t quit. it’s too cushy of a job.

they wildcat strike, but it’s not like cops make things worse when they quit working.
Lmao is this supposed to be a bad thing?
October 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I’m not clicking ‘like’ on a George Conway screenshot of a Gavin Newsom tweet. Don’t prompt me to do that.
October 12, 2025 at 6:43 PM
If Zohran Mamdani is half as good at running a city as he is at running a campaign,
October 11, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Cardiac Age: Train Your Heart In Minutes A Day!
October 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
DHS about to plaster Portland with flyers like “IF I LOOKING FOR FROG, HIM NAME IS HOPKIN GREEN FROG”
October 10, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Aunt Tifa? What’s next, Uncle Cloud? Cousin Aerith?
October 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I feel like there's a rift that could be exploited by questioning why Kristi Noem and Pam Bondi are doing "men's work"
October 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Might go back to putting atrupar on mute, reading transcriptions of every insane utterance from these jerks is bad for my mental state
October 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM