GrandyRho (they/them)
@rho2053.bsky.social
Storyteller, earth spirit, amateur herbalist and musician, dancer, grandparent, retired S worker. I write jokes, stories and 5-minute poems 🛸
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we can each have a teaspoon of hope, as a treat
June 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
we can each have a teaspoon of hope, as a treat
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operator: toddler 9-1-1, what's your emergency?
toddler: MY SOCKS!
operator: you can't find them or you don't like how they fit?
toddler: THEY'RE ITCHY!
operator: who made you wear them?
toddler: I DID!
operator: we'll get through this together--do you know how to scream?
toddler: MY SOCKS!
operator: you can't find them or you don't like how they fit?
toddler: THEY'RE ITCHY!
operator: who made you wear them?
toddler: I DID!
operator: we'll get through this together--do you know how to scream?
June 13, 2025 at 6:51 PM
operator: toddler 9-1-1, what's your emergency?
toddler: MY SOCKS!
operator: you can't find them or you don't like how they fit?
toddler: THEY'RE ITCHY!
operator: who made you wear them?
toddler: I DID!
operator: we'll get through this together--do you know how to scream?
toddler: MY SOCKS!
operator: you can't find them or you don't like how they fit?
toddler: THEY'RE ITCHY!
operator: who made you wear them?
toddler: I DID!
operator: we'll get through this together--do you know how to scream?
Why does society expect me to be the same person every single day?
It's boring and exhausting at the same time
It's boring and exhausting at the same time
June 11, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Why does society expect me to be the same person every single day?
It's boring and exhausting at the same time
It's boring and exhausting at the same time
10 hours til homelessness
May 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
10 hours til homelessness
11 hours til homelessness
May 19, 2025 at 7:50 PM
11 hours til homelessness
12 hours til homelessness
May 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
12 hours til homelessness
I procrastinate because there are always 17 things happening at once and, until 1 or more of them become an emergency, I have no idea how to rank them by importance
May 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I procrastinate because there are always 17 things happening at once and, until 1 or more of them become an emergency, I have no idea how to rank them by importance
2 sleeps til homelessness. I hate it here
May 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
2 sleeps til homelessness. I hate it here
The next time you encounter a hwite cishet dude whining about inclusion, I want you to point and laugh right in his face. Hysterical laughter with no explanation is the only way to deal with these illogical people
May 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The next time you encounter a hwite cishet dude whining about inclusion, I want you to point and laugh right in his face. Hysterical laughter with no explanation is the only way to deal with these illogical people
Interesting cloud patterns this month
May 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Interesting cloud patterns this month
Setting off soon...
SW or NE?
SW or NE?
May 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Setting off soon...
SW or NE?
SW or NE?
The girlz adore laundry day 🧺
April 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
The girlz adore laundry day 🧺
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
April 29, 2025 at 10:27 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
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Just as my mental health pulled itself together, I turned 50 and my body decided it had had enough of my bullshit
April 28, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Just as my mental health pulled itself together, I turned 50 and my body decided it had had enough of my bullshit
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Wake up babe. It's time to overthrow the government.
April 27, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Wake up babe. It's time to overthrow the government.
I will never understand the "manosphere", with their thoughts on femmes and their perception of the sexuality of said as they get older and fatter.
Perplexing viewpoint indeed 🧐
Perplexing viewpoint indeed 🧐
April 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I will never understand the "manosphere", with their thoughts on femmes and their perception of the sexuality of said as they get older and fatter.
Perplexing viewpoint indeed 🧐
Perplexing viewpoint indeed 🧐
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Jesus created bunnies while on the cross to help him dig out of his burial cavern but they are so cute and forgetful that for 3 days they went around Jerusalem, laying colorful little bunny eggs for everyone until the third day and they were like oh shit
March 28, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Jesus created bunnies while on the cross to help him dig out of his burial cavern but they are so cute and forgetful that for 3 days they went around Jerusalem, laying colorful little bunny eggs for everyone until the third day and they were like oh shit