RevPhillipJ
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RevPhillipJ
@revphillipj.bsky.social
You want me to kiss you where? Beneath the milky twilight? Let's just stay friends.
March 18, 2025 at 7:18 AM
If you want to angrily and incredulously shout "WHAT?!?" multiple times, listen to this podcast.
NEW: Explosive new revelations from ex MI6 spy.

Why *did* Boris Johnson block the publication of the Russia Report before 2019 Gen Election?

Finally some answers..

Russian military intelligence - the GRU - targeted the Brexit vote.

"Money changed hands"
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Follow the Money
Podcast Episode · Sergei & the Westminster Spy Ring · EP8 · 44m
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February 13, 2025 at 9:15 AM
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January 24, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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December 31, 2024 at 3:57 PM
If two women can cook a delicious sauce out of only flour, butter and milk, then it passes the bechemel test.
December 3, 2024 at 8:59 PM
Reuse your Grover Cleveland non-consecutive presidency jokes here
November 6, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Meth? In this economy?
October 30, 2024 at 4:51 PM
You might say "it's just an icy hill, what's the harm?" But what's next? Gonna pour some baby oil down there? Vaseline? Where does it end?
August 20, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Do you think Moby refers to his dick as "the great white whale"?
June 15, 2024 at 6:22 PM
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Hell to pay? In Dis economy?
June 11, 2024 at 11:01 AM
If this was the 13th century, monks would describe the weather during that speech as "An ill omen".
May 22, 2024 at 5:40 PM
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Writer: They're mutant teenage turtles doing ninja in a sewer with a giant rat

Exec: Can we make it appealing for kids?

Writer: They're named after renaissance artists
April 11, 2024 at 6:40 PM
They're gaslighting you; Kate Middleton never existed.
March 13, 2024 at 6:51 PM
"Did you make this bread with wheat flower?"
"It's spelt flour."
February 15, 2024 at 5:12 PM
The thing about Alpha males is that you can see right through them.
February 3, 2024 at 1:43 PM
ME: That was the best make up sex I've ever had.
STAFF AT THE COSMETICS COUNTER: We've called the police.
January 15, 2024 at 8:10 AM
Why would I need to glue a gorilla? that's ridiculous.
September 13, 2023 at 6:23 AM
@briancronin.bsky.social have you ever explored where the "freeze-frame-yup-that's-me" comes from? The oldest source I've found is robot chicken Star wars but surely it's older than that?
September 4, 2023 at 4:22 PM