buffoon
@retailboy.bsky.social
just a dude working retail. dont take much seriously. 🏳️⚧️
babe not now im pomading my bush
July 12, 2025 at 2:34 AM
babe not now im pomading my bush
if i get another punch on my silly goose card i get upgraded to dumbass
May 2, 2025 at 12:22 AM
if i get another punch on my silly goose card i get upgraded to dumbass
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I went to a Waffle House in Ohio and an 8 year old burnt me with his cigarette
March 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I went to a Waffle House in Ohio and an 8 year old burnt me with his cigarette
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I know biting your nails is unhealthy and can spread bacteria which is why I drink an entire bottle of hand sanitizer every time after I do it
February 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I know biting your nails is unhealthy and can spread bacteria which is why I drink an entire bottle of hand sanitizer every time after I do it
thinkin about garfield
February 19, 2025 at 5:09 AM
thinkin about garfield
contributing to the Superbowl vibes by asking when theyre gonna start the spanking
February 9, 2025 at 11:33 PM
contributing to the Superbowl vibes by asking when theyre gonna start the spanking
party snack bowl idea: every variation of Tums, chex mix style
February 7, 2025 at 5:33 AM
party snack bowl idea: every variation of Tums, chex mix style
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Nicola Tesla did nothing to deserve this desecration of his good name.
February 5, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Nicola Tesla did nothing to deserve this desecration of his good name.
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packing this into a 12ga shotgun shell and seasoning my brains across the ceiling with PAULA DEEN® silly salt
January 29, 2025 at 1:44 PM
packing this into a 12ga shotgun shell and seasoning my brains across the ceiling with PAULA DEEN® silly salt
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If she's your girl, why is she poltergeistsing my attic?
January 25, 2025 at 1:32 PM
If she's your girl, why is she poltergeistsing my attic?
if u know me in real life, i. i can- just listen. Listen-
January 25, 2025 at 9:56 PM
if u know me in real life, i. i can- just listen. Listen-
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When I was younger, I attended Sunday school exclusively because my grandparents would get me subway afterwards. That meal was my own communion, coke the blood of Christ, Italian herbs and cheese his flesh.
January 22, 2025 at 11:57 PM
When I was younger, I attended Sunday school exclusively because my grandparents would get me subway afterwards. That meal was my own communion, coke the blood of Christ, Italian herbs and cheese his flesh.
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My partner: I tried to draw Roger from memory… I think I just drew his baby on accident
#roger #americandad #doodle #art #hesperfect
#roger #americandad #doodle #art #hesperfect
January 22, 2025 at 11:43 PM
My partner: I tried to draw Roger from memory… I think I just drew his baby on accident
#roger #americandad #doodle #art #hesperfect
#roger #americandad #doodle #art #hesperfect
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January 17, 2025 at 9:24 PM
babe im sorry i missed our coffee date, i had 3 alarms i had to sleep through
January 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
babe im sorry i missed our coffee date, i had 3 alarms i had to sleep through
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January 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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January 14, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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What is this guy even thinking about????
#cats #catsofbluesky #blueskycat #cat #blackcat #funny #stinky
#cats #catsofbluesky #blueskycat #cat #blackcat #funny #stinky
January 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
What is this guy even thinking about????
#cats #catsofbluesky #blueskycat #cat #blackcat #funny #stinky
#cats #catsofbluesky #blueskycat #cat #blackcat #funny #stinky
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January 13, 2025 at 10:00 PM
protip: if your response is a loud and pointed "merry Christmas" when i say happy holidays, ur gonna wake up december 25th to me shitting violently into ur stocking
December 19, 2024 at 11:15 PM
protip: if your response is a loud and pointed "merry Christmas" when i say happy holidays, ur gonna wake up december 25th to me shitting violently into ur stocking
finding the hidden employee smoking spot around the outside of a store automatically binds you into a contract of Being Cool About It
December 9, 2024 at 10:14 PM
finding the hidden employee smoking spot around the outside of a store automatically binds you into a contract of Being Cool About It
giving the rats back in produce a tiny kiss to their tiny noses before i clock off
December 1, 2024 at 8:24 PM
giving the rats back in produce a tiny kiss to their tiny noses before i clock off
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sure, I’d probably lose to jake paul in a boxing match. but that isn’t my sport. entirely different story if we competed to see who was the most generous and passionate lover
November 16, 2024 at 5:57 AM
sure, I’d probably lose to jake paul in a boxing match. but that isn’t my sport. entirely different story if we competed to see who was the most generous and passionate lover
aged like cheese
shout out to the customer who told me theyd use witchcraft to swing the election for us. what are any of you doing
November 7, 2024 at 11:05 PM
aged like cheese