RetailAlchemist
retailalchemist.bsky.social
RetailAlchemist
@retailalchemist.bsky.social
Just another Twitter refugee who also happens to be a pharmacist. (@FailedMetric over there)
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October 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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I’m not an outwardly emotional person. But I know I couldn’t read this out loud to anybody without breaking down several times.
It’s dark. Humanity is dark. Somebody please reassure me that half our country doesn’t actually advocate for this.😥
July 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Deja Vu
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
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June 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Illegal, impractical, *and* expensive. Yep. Sounds about right.

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the plane problem… #satire
YouTube video by Sidney Morss
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May 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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One of the most shocking things I have read for a while:
t.co/lg46ijHLDF
April 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I learn something new every day💕….
#ripPopeFrancis
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Pope Francis has passed.
YouTube video by Texas Paul
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April 21, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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There are no meteorologists in Afghanistan because Taliban considers it "witch craft" and that is outlawed.

A while back a Russian biz jet left Pakistan. Pilot intended fuel up in Tajikistan. But, the winds were true strong, engines had to work harder. Ran out of fuel. Crashed. Everyone died.
Everyone understand there isn’t a single industry that won’t be affected by decimating weather services right?

Farming
Mining
Construction
Insurance
Sports
Transportation
Retail
Tourism
Real Estate

It’s all on the table for mayhem and destruction without NOAA forecasts.
April 12, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Two days ago, I reluctantly upgraded my #iPhone long before absolutely necessary. Last night, Orange Gollum retracted his #tariffs on smartphones.

You’re welcome America!

(I think I’ll go wash my car now…)

apple.news/ARSc9IiM7R_W...
Smartphones and computers are now exempt from Trump’s latest tariffs — CNN
Electronics imported to the United States will be exempt from President Donald Trump’s sweeping tariffs, according to a US Customs and Border Protection notice posted on Friday.
apple.news
April 12, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Take Your Medicine!
youtube.com/watch?v=ps38...
Tariffic
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
youtube.com
April 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Um, not to question your divine wisdom or anything @godpod.bsky.social , but how closely did you vet your marketing team before onboarding them?
April 9, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Market crashes
A stockbroker cries
All our pensions fall through the floor…
Investors cover their eyes
The confusion sets in
before you can even check Standard & Poor’s…
April 7, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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I stand with the penguins of Heard and McDonald Islands!
April 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Canada goose fights off bald eagle in rare, symbolism-laden battle on ice - The Guardian

Even the wildlife in Canada wants in on trolling the US administration…
March 5, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Arielle Kane was an analyst at the Centers for Medicaid and Medicare.
February 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
New Office Manager: our coffee maker doesn’t work. <pulls a sledgehammer out of his bag and proceeds to demolish said coffee maker>
See… I told you it didn’t work! You should be grateful they hired me to fix everything.
February 8, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Welp! Guess I better go get my tDap updated while I can.
November 14, 2024 at 11:07 PM