RetailAlchemist
retailalchemist.bsky.social
RetailAlchemist
@retailalchemist.bsky.social
Just another Twitter refugee who also happens to be a pharmacist. (@FailedMetric over there)
It feels incomplete, like it’s missing a giant gold DJT statue or ketchup dispensers or something.🤔
July 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Reposted by RetailAlchemist
I’m not an outwardly emotional person. But I know I couldn’t read this out loud to anybody without breaking down several times.
It’s dark. Humanity is dark. Somebody please reassure me that half our country doesn’t actually advocate for this.😥
July 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I’m not an outwardly emotional person. But I know I couldn’t read this out loud to anybody without breaking down several times.
It’s dark. Humanity is dark. Somebody please reassure me that half our country doesn’t actually advocate for this.😥
July 31, 2025 at 9:30 PM
The multiple layers of false flags and acceleration breeding more acceleration came to a head in that episode.
June 8, 2025 at 7:10 PM
“And if it looks a bit familiar
Like it did the other time
They say that history don't repeat itself
No, history just rhymes”

-Jesse Wells/I Ain’t Got No Freinds Left
June 8, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Quick! America needs a Sesame Street-style PSA on the concepts of emoluments, Trojan horses, and white elephants.
May 14, 2025 at 9:34 PM
So, legal representation for children is to “woke” now?
April 23, 2025 at 7:18 PM
The Eye of Sauron?
April 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I’ve been making a point lately to start with words like “crash” or “cheat” or “crime” or “bleak.”

Statistically speaking, it’s probably not the most skillful approach. But it somehow feels a lot more therapeutic. 😏
April 8, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Interesting how they kept the tanking DOW numbers on the screen the whole time.
April 8, 2025 at 5:32 PM